PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Judah Christ (ranked 3945 p4p, 23996 weight class) and Astrid Commesary (ranked 437 p4p, 558 weight class). Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Christ
vs
Commesary

185 cm
26
164
8 - 7 - 0

177 cm
23
161
1 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Real Men Juice

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 7 - 0, fighting out of London, Judah Christ!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Astrid Commesary!
The judges for this bout are Ivan Kurochkin, Viktor Lagutenko and Vladimir Khabensky.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Christ slips under a jab.
Commesary misses with a hook. Christ ducked under it nicely.
Christ throws a big shot that misses.
It seemed like Commesary was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Commesary uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before Christ has time to react.
Christ fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Commesary checks it well.
Christ looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Astrid Commesary seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Commesary throws the kick towards the body but Christ avoids it.
Commesary throws a hook but Christ blocks it.
A lazy left from Christ finds it's target.
Commesary throws a right hand that misses
letting Christ counter with a right hand.
A head kick misses from Christ.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christ swings for the body but Commesary moves out of range.
Christ tries to clinch up against the cage, rushing in to close the distance. Commesary manages to break the clinch and circles back to the middle of the mat.
Christ lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Commesary at a distance.
Christ looks to land a body kick but Commesary moved away.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Christ catches Commesary with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
Christ is looking to land body kicks.
Commesary blocks the body kick.
Christ moves out of range of the strikes.
An inside leg kick from Commesary misses.
Commesary is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
Good leg kick by Christ.
A jab lands there for Commesary.

It looks like Judah Christ has been cut.
Commesary throws a front kick aimed at Christ's knee but Christ avoids it well.
Christ pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Commesary let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Christ gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Commesary.
Commesary tries to land a leg kick but Christ saw it coming and moves away.
Commesary avoids the head kick by Christ.
Commesary avoids the head kick by Christ.
Nice jab there from Commesary.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Christ looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Christ tries a head kick but it misses.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Commesary! But no joy.
A swing and a miss from Commesary.
Christ is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Commesary punishes Christ's body with a nice straight punch.
Christ scores with a nice strike.
Christ throws a head kick but Commesary moves out of range.
Christ scores with a decent looking hook.
Commesary tests Christ's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Commesary takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Nice shot lands for Commesary.
Christ wants to clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Commesary looks to land a right hand but Christ moved out of range.
Christ swings for the body but Commesary moves out of range.
Christ with a jab.
Christ avoids the body shot from Commesary.
A looping hook to the body misses from Commesary. Christ does a little dance to reset his feet.
Christ slips a straight right by Commesary.
A head kick misses from Commesary.
A little feinted left hand from Christ on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Christ keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Commesary lands a body shot.
Christ scores with the left hand. Commesary knows he should have avoided that one.
Commesary misses with an uppercut. Christ saw that one coming.
Christ bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Commesary's head backwards.
A solid body kick from Christ.
Christ takes a shot to the body in his stride.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Commesary connects with a body shot that sends Christ's belly button to the back.
Nice body kick from Christ.
Christ throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Commesary is looking to chop away at Christ's legs.
Christ lands a head kick!
Christ slips under a jab from Commesary.
Christ is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Commesary throws a right and a left that Christ avoids nicely.
Commesary just misses with a punch to the body.
The fight stays on the outside here - Christ looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Commesary buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Good work by Christ as he checks the leg kick.
Christ is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Christ throws the kick towards the body but Commesary avoids it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Judah Christ will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Judah Christ's cut.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Christ darts in and clinches Commesary up against the cage.
Christ struggles to land a body shot inside as Commesary controls his hands.

Christ escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Commesary throws a head kick but Christ moves out of range.
Christ seem to be loading up, looking for a big counter.
Commesary throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
Commesary throws a leg kick but Christ checks it.
Christ throws a leg kick but Commesary moved away.
Christ tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Judah Christ is winning the standup battle so far.
Christ keeps Commesary at a distance using the push kick.
Christ lands a jab to the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Christ takes a swing at Commesary's ribcage but misses.
Commesary misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christ.
Commesary misses with a body shot.
Commesary just misses with a punch to the body.
Christ fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ lands a beauty of a right hand that gets the crowd cheering.
Christ lands with an overhand left.
Christ looks to land a right hand but Commesary moved out of range.
Commesary throws a poor cross that misses
and Christ counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Christ clinches up against the cage.
Commesary has a couple of punches blocked by Christ.
Christ has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Commesary.
Commesary lands a shoulder strike.
Christ blocking some punches.

Christ escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Christ takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
Commesary misses with a jab to the body
letting Christ counter with a right hand.
Commesary misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Christ lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Commesary is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Christ misses with a looping left.
Commesary slips under a jab.
Commesary throws a leg kick but Christ sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Commesary misses the shot to the body.
Commesary slips a straight right by Christ.
That kick from Commesary tenderised Christ's leg. Christ is trying to keep his angry face on.
Commesary misses with a straight right.
Christ throws a nice head kick!
Christ ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Commesary throws a chopping leg kick but Christ manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Christ seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Christ lands a nice leg kick that just misses Commesary's sensitive parts.
Christ scores with a jab.
Commesary looks to land a right hand but Christ moved out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Christ misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Commesary takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Christ throws a jab but it's blocked by Commesary.
Commesary throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Christ.
Nice shot lands for Christ.
Christ fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
A jab from Commesary misses.
Christ ducks under a wild hook from Commesary.
Christ looks for the body kick but Commesary saw that one coming.
Christ checks the leg kick.
Christ throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Commesary stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
Christ tests Commesary's chin there with a solid looking shot.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Commesary connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Commesary scores with a jab to the body.

Christ gets to the clinch - let's see what his plan is here.
Nice body punch from Christ.
Christ lands a body shot in the clinch.

Christ pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Christ ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

Christ closes the distance and pushes Commesary back into the cage.

Christ escapes the clinch and we're back to striking.
Commesary pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
A shot to the liver by Christ. Beautiful body shot.
Christ throws a body punch but Commesary moves out of range.
A big left from Christ misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Judah Christ dominated that second round.
The cut man is working on Judah Christ's cut.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! This is the final round!

Christ fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Commesary manages to avoid it.
Commesary lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Commesary throws the left hand but Christ avoids the punch easily.
Commesary throws a body punch but Christ moves out of range.
Christ connects with an inside leg kick.
Christ is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Commesary can do to turn this around?
Christ scores with a spinning back kick!
Christ feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Commesarys jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Christ misses with a looping left.
Christ lands a nice shot that snaps Commesary's head back.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Commesary throws a hook but Christ avoids it easily.
Commesary ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Christ moves away.
Commesary misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christ.
Christ bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Christ fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Christ lands a nice shot to the body.

Christ clinches up with Commesary and pushes him back against the cage.
Commesary swings away with an uppercut that misses.
Christ is trying to push Commesary away but Commesary has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Commesary misses with a body punch.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Commesary.
Commesary lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.

Christ breaks from the clinch.
Christ misses with a series of wild punches.
Christ checks the leg kick nicely there.
Christ takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Commesary tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Commesary on the wrong end of a nice jab.

Christ has Commesary up against the cage in a clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Christ breaks the clinch.
Commesary takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Commesary misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Christ.
Christ is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Commesary.
Christ darts in and out, connecting with a jab.
Christ misses with a series of wild punches.
Commesary throws a shot from downtown. Christ moves away and avoids it.
Commesary misses with a body kick.
Christ looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
A looping hook to the body misses from Commesary. Christ does a little dance to reset his feet.
An attempted straight right counter from Christ misses the target.
Commesary misses with a shot to the body
and Christ counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Commesary misses with a jab to the body
and Christ counters with a nice kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Christ lands a nice leg kick that just misses Commesary's sensitive parts.
Commesary throws the left hand but Christ avoids the punch easily.
Commesary moves out of range of the strikes.
Christ lands a nice shot that snaps Commesary's head back.
Christ drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Commesary lands an overhand right.
Christ keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Commesary throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Christ ducks under a wild hook from Commesary.
Christ misses with a wild body shot.
Commesary throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Christ scores with a nice strike.
Christ goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Commesary looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Christ looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Commesary misses with a straight left.
A little feinted left hand from Christ on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Astrid Commesary has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Commesary misses with a wild body shot.
Commesary takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Christ lands a glancing blow to the side of Commesary's head.
Christ uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Commesary.
A jab lands there for Commesary.
A chopping leg kick lands by Christ.
Commesary drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
Christ checks a leg kick nicely.
Christ tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Christ throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Commesary misses with a wild body shot.

And that's the end of the fight!
Judah Christ showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Christ has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Ivan Kurochkin scores the fight 30:27
Judge Viktor Lagutenko scores the fight 30:27
Judge Vladimir Khabensky scores the fight 30:27

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Judah Christ!
Judah Christ thanked the fans post fight for their support.