PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Dzhabrail Kuriev (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Unclefucker. I don't know about you partner, but I'm pumped for this one!

Cartman
vs
Kuriev

184 cm
19
179 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

172 cm
24
176 lbs
0 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
KO power

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Likes ground

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Eric Cartman!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 4 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Dzhabrail Kuriev!
The judges for this bout are Viktor Lagutenko, Valeri Chadov and Igor Prikhodko.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cartman is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Kuriev.
Cartman scores with a leg kick.
Kuriev takes a swing at Cartman's ribcage but misses.
Kuriev misses with a head kick.
Cartman throws a chopping leg kick but Kuriev manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Cartman throws a series of punches but Kuriev moves out of range.
Kuriev looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Cartman throws a nice inside leg kick.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kuriev drops his hands momentarily. Cartman doesn't need a second invitation, landing a shot to the temple. Kuriev staggers and falls to the mat and the ref dives in to save him from any more punishment. Kuriev doesn't seem happy with the stoppage but he was done.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:31 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Eric Cartman!