PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bong BadGuy (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Michael Brown (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). BadGuy's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mic rippin!. Brown is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by King of Rock. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

BadGuy
vs
Brown

225 cm
22
285 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

190 cm
19
289 lbs
1 - 0 - 0

Decent wrestler
Good kicks
Good chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Counter striker
Solid chin

Demonic Drugs
StarDust.

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bong BadGuy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Michael Brown!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick from BadGuy lands but Brown takes it in his stride.
BadGuy misses with a head kick.
BadGuy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
BadGuy throws a head kick but Brown moves out of range.
BadGuy lands a nice leg kick that just misses Brown's sensitive parts.
Brown takes a head kick and keeps coming.
BadGuy connects with a high kick.
BadGuy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Brown.
BadGuy avoids the head kick by Brown.
Brown throws a series of punches but BadGuy moves out of range.

Brown shoots in from a long way out. He's driving through with the takedown attempt and he eventually gets it, landing in BadGuy's guard.
Brown tries to free his leg and advance position but BadGuy is retaining full guard.
Brown showing good wrestling skills to control the position.
Brown prevents BadGuy from getting back to his feet.

That's one minute gone in the round.
BadGuy wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Brown wants to control from the top but BadGuy keeps moving.
Brown is intent on slowing down the pace of the fight, simply looking to control.
BadGuy on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if BadGuy tries to get out of the position.
Brown wants to control from the top but BadGuy keeps moving.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
BadGuy looking for a sweep. Not yet BadGuy, not yet.
BadGuy knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Brown on the ground.
BadGuy has a closed guard, preventing Brown from standing up.
BadGuy wants to sweep but no luck.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.
BadGuy throws a head kick that half lands.
BadGuy lands a high kick!
BadGuy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Brown.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BadGuy lands with a slapping head kick.
BadGuy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Jab from BadGuy.
BadGuy lands a head kick. Brown smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
BadGuy circles away from the clinch attempt.
Brown tries to close the distance and clinch up but BadGuy swats him away and circles back towards the center.
BadGuy lands with a cross.
BadGuy throws a head kick but Brown moves out of range.
BadGuy throws a nice head kick!
BadGuy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Brown shoots in but BadGuy avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Brown takes a kick to the side of the head.
BadGuy with a nice cross.
BadGuy throws a head kick but Brown moves out of range.
BadGuy throws a nice head kick!
BadGuy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
BadGuy lands a high kick!
BadGuy throws a head kick but Brown moves out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
BadGuy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
BadGuy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
BadGuy is using his reach advantage well here, landing the more effective single shots from range.
BadGuy misses with a head kick.
Brown tries to clinch but BadGuy moves out of range.
A punch combination from BadGuy misses.
BadGuy throws a sloppy head kick and Brown moves out of range easily.
BadGuy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
BadGuy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Brown tries to close the distance and clinch but BadGuy swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
BadGuy scores with a head kick.
BadGuy lands with a slapping head kick.
BadGuy lands a head kick!
Nice sprawl there from BadGuy as Brown shoots in.
BadGuy connects with a high kick.
Brown fails in his attempt to clinch.
BadGuy plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
BadGuy scores with a head kick.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bong BadGuy dominated that round.
That's time! Back to the action!

Brown walks into a left hand.
Brown moves in looking to clinch but BadGuy pushes him off.
BadGuy scores with a head kick.
BadGuy throws a sloppy head kick and Brown moves out of range easily.
BadGuy throws a nice head kick!
BadGuy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
BadGuy lands with a head kick! That's gotta hurt.
BadGuy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
Brown is looking to chop away at BadGuy's legs.
BadGuy throws a sloppy head kick and Brown moves out of range easily.
BadGuy ducks under a wild hook from Brown.

Brown fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with BadGuy, pushing him back against the cage.
Brown tries to take the fight to the ground by pulling guard but can't manage it.
BadGuy blocks a knee to the body. He'll have a nicely bruised forearm in the morning.
Brown stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
BadGuy stalls.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown wants to get back to striking at distance but BadGuy won't allow it.
Brown wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Brown has had enough of the clinch but BadGuy keeps him there for the moment.
BadGuy taking a breather.
Brown has had enough of the clinch but BadGuy keeps him there for the moment.
Brown wants a takedown.
Brown is breathing heavily.
BadGuy stalling in the clinch but Brown improves position.
Brown wants to push off and get back to the center of the mat but BadGuy has him pressed against the cage.
BadGuy stalling.
BadGuy is trying to stall.
Brown tries to pull guard but BadGuy won't allow it.
Bong BadGuy has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Michael Brown.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Brown trying to stall but BadGuy improves his position.
Brown drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Brown fails to pull guard.
BadGuy's corner are urging him to control the action in the clinch for a moment, rather than mount any serious offense. I'm sure the crowd appreciate those instructions... not.

Brown decides to pull guard.
Brown is working an open guard here, looking to improve his position. No doubt that will leave him open to counters but at least he's being more offensive.
BadGuy looking to pass the guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
BadGuy controlling from the top position.
Brown working a defensive guard here.
BadGuy not doing a lot at the moment. He'll have to show some more aggression or the fight will get stood up.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
BadGuy tries to free his leg and advance position but Brown is retaining full guard.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Brown bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in BadGuy's guard.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Bong BadGuy dominated that second round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! And we move into the final round!

BadGuy tries a head kick but it misses.
A head kick from BadGuy lands but Brown takes it in his stride.
BadGuy throws a right high kick that is partially blocked by Brown.
BadGuy throws a series of punches but Brown moves out of range.
Bong BadGuy is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
BadGuy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
BadGuy circles away from the clinch attempt.
BadGuy misses with a jab, cross combination.
Brown avoids the head kick by BadGuy.
BadGuy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
BadGuy scores with a head kick.
BadGuy lands a head kick. Brown smiles back at him and beckons him forward.
Brown takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
BadGuy really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
BadGuy throws a sloppy head kick
and Brown counters with a one-two to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Brown will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
BadGuy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Brown takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
BadGuy throws a head kick that half lands.
Brown throws a head kick that misses.
Bong BadGuy is winning the standup battle so far.
BadGuy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Nice defenses there by BadGuy.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Brown blocks a head kick by BadGuy.
BadGuy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
BadGuy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Brown fails in his attempt to clinch.
Brown needs to keep his hands up - BadGuy had a free shot at his head there.
BadGuy throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
BadGuy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
BadGuy keeps the fight on the outside.
BadGuy throws a sloppy head kick and Brown moves out of range easily.
Crunch! BadGuy slams his shin into Brown's torso.
Brown takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Brown rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but BadGuy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
BadGuy goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
BadGuy throws a head kick that connects with a bit of head and a bit of hand.
BadGuy pulls out of a head kick attempt.
BadGuy throws a nice head kick!
A head kick by BadGuy misses

and Brown decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in BadGuy's guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Brown stands and throws BadGuy's legs to the side, diving into side control.
Brown postures up a little and throws a couple of hammerfists but they don't connect properly.
BadGuy is looking to reverse the position.
BadGuy is not content to let Brown control the position.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Brown looking to punish the body of his opponent here but BadGuy is avoiding damage well.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on BadGuy's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
BadGuy is looking to reverse the position.
Brown tries to advance to mount but can't.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
BadGuy throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Brown rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but BadGuy moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Brown misses with a series of wild punches.
Michael Brown has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
BadGuy scores with a head kick.
BadGuy tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Brown doesn't manage to clinch there - BadGuy circles away.
BadGuy goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
BadGuy lands with a slapping head kick.
BadGuy lands a high kick!
BadGuy throws a head kick that half lands.
BadGuy throws a nice head kick!
The crowd applaud the fighters efforts here as the round comes to an end.
BadGuy throws a head kick that misses.
BadGuy throws a nice head kick!
BadGuy misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A head kick from BadGuy lands but Brown takes it in his stride.

And that's the end of the fight!
Michael Brown comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I think BadGuy has won this one but let's see what the judges have to say. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Andi Peters scores the fight 29:28
Judge Gordon Ramsey scores the fight 29:28
Judge Frank Skinner scores the fight 29:28

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Bong BadGuy!