PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Malinekanova Batirovenkekikala (ranked 1192 p4p, 626 weight class) and Chronian Dispatch Regulator (ranked 59 p4p, 33 weight class). Dispatch Regulator is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by A Doon Hicky. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Batirovenkekikala
vs
Dispatch Regulator

186 cm
27
230
10 - 8 - 0

189 cm
25
251
12 - 7 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Olympic wrestler
World class boxer
Granite chin

Bondi MMA 🏝️
30th Century Beer Store

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 8 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Malinekanova Batirovenkekikala!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 7 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Chronian Dispatch Regulator!
The judges for this bout are James Ackerman, Donald Grub and Daniel Bishop.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping body kick lands there for Dispatch Regulator.
Batirovenkekikala throws a body shot but no joy.
Batirovenkekikala takes one on the chin but seems OK.
Batirovenkekikala swings for the body but Dispatch Regulator moves out of range.
Dispatch Regulator looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Dispatch Regulator uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Batirovenkekikala.
Batirovenkekikala misses with a wild body shot.
Dispatch Regulator avoids the body shot from Batirovenkekikala.
Batirovenkekikala sets himself, and Dispatch Regulator steps forward looking for the clinch! Batirovenkekikala avoids it this time.
Batirovenkekikala looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Dispatch Regulator with the inside leg kick.
Batirovenkekikala swings for the body but Dispatch Regulator moves out of range.
Batirovenkekikala swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Malinekanova Batirovenkekikala has been cut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A punch lands to the side of Batirovenkekikala 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Dispatch Regulator drops his hands momentarily and Batirovenkekikala takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Dispatch Regulator thuds his right hand into Batirovenkekikala's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.
Dispatch Regulator tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Dispatch Regulator avoids the body shot from Batirovenkekikala.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Batirovenkekikala throws a body shot but no joy.
Batirovenkekikala works the jab nicely.
Dispatch Regulator avoids a punch combination nicely.
Dispatch Regulator slips a jab from Batirovenkekikala.
Batirovenkekikala looks to land a left hand but Dispatch Regulator moved out of range nicely.
Dispatch Regulator takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Batirovenkekikala connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.

It looks like Chronian Dispatch Regulator has been cut.
Batirovenkekikala throws a leg kick
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Batirovenkekikala is on the wrong end of a nice combination from Dispatch Regulator.
Batirovenkekikala misses with an uppercut.
Dispatch Regulator digs a good body shot into Batirovenkekikala's ribs.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A big left from Dispatch Regulator misses.
Dispatch Regulator attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Batirovenkekikala lands with an uppercut that bounces Dispatch Regulator off the cage and back into range.
Batirovenkekikala throws an off balance right hand
and Dispatch Regulator counters with a stiff right hand.
The fighters circle momentarily. Batirovenkekikala darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Dispatch Regulator scores with a leg kick.
Dispatch Regulator lands with an uppercut that bounces Batirovenkekikala off the cage and back into range.
Batirovenkekikala connects with a jab.
Dispatch Regulator lands with a good body shot.
Dispatch Regulator on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Batirovenkekikala tests Dispatch Regulator's chin there with a solid looking shot.

Batirovenkekikala drops Dispatch Regulator with a beautiful combination! Dispatch Regulator stares up at his opponent, who ushers him back to his feet - Batirovenkekikala is looking for the KO!

Dispatch Regulator is rocked!
Batirovenkekikala shakes his hands by his side, trying to relax. Dispatch Regulator takes his eyes off the ball for a moment - Batirovenkekikala sees the opportunity and cracks him with a massive hook! Dispatch Regulator bends double and collapses on top of himself - he's out! The crowd are going absolutely nuts! Wow, what a knockout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:54 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Malinekanova Batirovenkekikala!
An out of breath Malinekanova Batirovenkekikala thanked his loyal fans in his post fight interview, giving them credit for his success over the course of his career.