PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Richard Morrison (ranked 1118 p4p, 520 weight class) and Ibrahim Cuntmara (ranked 69 p4p, 34 weight class). Cuntmara is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by $$ Hoes mad $$. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Morrison
vs
Cuntmara

175 cm
30
145
20 - 13 - 0

179 cm
33
143
28 - 14 - 3

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 20 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Richard Morrison!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 14 - 3, fighting out of Las Vegas, Ibrahim Cuntmara!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Skip Squint and Ron Honeybunn.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A slapping leg kick lands for Cuntmara.
Morrison keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Cuntmara.
Morrison swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cuntmara darts in and out, connecting with a jab.

It looks like Richard Morrison has been cut.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut
and Morrison counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

It looks like Ibrahim Cuntmara has been cut.
Morrison is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Morrison throws a sloppy head kick and Cuntmara moves out of range easily.
Cuntmara misses with an uppercut.
Cuntmara throws a right and a left that Morrison avoids nicely.
Morrison jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Cuntmara is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
Cuntmara pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Cuntmara misses with a head kick.
Morrison getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cuntmara throws a jab but it's blocked by Morrison.
Nice defenses there by Morrison.
Morrison appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
Cuntmara throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Morrison to counter with a crisp jab.
Morrison tries a low kick but Cuntmara avoids it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Morrison misses with a few strikes there.
Cuntmara throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Morrison takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Morrison half committed to a counter leg kick.
Cuntmara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Morrison ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
A head kick misses from Morrison.
Cuntmara swings for the body but Morrison moves out of range.
Morrison fires out a quick counter leg kick but Cuntmara just manages to avoid it.
Cuntmara is looking to land body kicks.
Cuntmara connects with a single shot there.
Cuntmara connects with an inside leg kick.
Cuntmara connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Morrison's hands.
Cuntmara misses the jab.
Cuntmara throws a hook but Morrison blocks it.
Morrison tried to counter with a leg kick but Cuntmara avoided it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Morrison slips a jab from Cuntmara.
Cuntmara throws a body shot but no joy.
Cuntmara tries to work over Morrison's front leg with a kick but Morrison checks it.
Cuntmara connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Morrison's hands.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Morrison needs to keep his hands up - Cuntmara had a free shot at his head there.
Cuntmara throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cuntmara looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Morrison swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Morrison throws a shot from downtown. Cuntmara moves away and avoids it.
Cuntmara swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Morrison throws a sloppy head kick and Cuntmara moves out of range easily.
Cuntmara misses with a right hand
and Morrison counters with a nice uppercut.
Morrison jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Morrison takes one on the chin but keeps coming.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A low kick from Morrison is predictable there
enabling Cuntmara to counter with a crisp jab.

Morrison is rocked!
Morrison misses with a body kick.
Oh Morrison is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Cuntmara misses with a hook.
Cuntmara looks for the body kick but Morrison saw that one coming.
Morrison swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Cuntmara throws a quick inside leg kick.
Morrison swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and Cuntmara counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Morrison thinking.
Morrison swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Cuntmara counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Cuntmara scores with a leg kick.
Morrison uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cuntmara.
Morrison fires out a quick counter leg kick but Cuntmara just manages to avoid it.
Morrison seems to have got his legs back now.
Cuntmara bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cuntmara throws a big shot that misses.
Cuntmara takes a swing at Morrison's ribcage but misses.
Cuntmara jabs Morrison right on the nose. Morrison blinks but takes it well.
Cuntmara moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A combination from Cuntmara does no damage.
Cuntmara looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Morrison misses with a jab to the body
and Cuntmara counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Morrison looks to score with a jab to the body but Cuntmara is just out of range.
Cuntmara throws a looping overhand right but Morrison ducks down to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Morrison.
Morrison takes a jab right on the nose. That must have hurt but he shrugs his shoulders and looks to return the favor.
Nice defenses there by Morrison.
Cuntmara is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Morrison had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
A chopping leg kick lands by Cuntmara.
Cuntmara takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Morrison on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Morrison ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Morrison ducks under a wild hook from Cuntmara.
Morrison has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Morrison there as he acknowledges the shot.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cuntmara throws a quick inside leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Ibrahim Cuntmara dominated that round.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

Cuntmara throws the left hand but Morrison avoids the punch easily.
Morrison defending well as Cuntmara loads up on a big left hand.
Cuntmara tries to land a body kick
and Morrison counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
This entire fight has taken place on the feet so far and you wonder whether Morrison might be better served trying to take this one to the ground because he's losing the standup battle so far.
Morrison pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Morrison is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.

Cuntmara knocks Morrison to the floor with a head kick! Can he finish him!?
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Morrison can't do much from the bottom here.
Morrison is trying to improve his position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
You can see the frustration on Morrison's face as Cuntmara controls the position.
Morrison tries to work a leg under to get back to half guard but Cuntmara wriggles his own leg back out and remains in side control.
Cuntmara is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Morrison's shoulder. That is not cool.

The ref stands the fighters back up due to a lack of activity.
Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cuntmara throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cuntmara needs to keep his hands up - Morrison had a free shot at his head there.
Cuntmara throws a quick inside leg kick.
Ibrahim Cuntmara seems to be getting the better of the standup.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by Morrison.
Morrison was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Cuntmara scores with a leg kick.
Cuntmara misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
A little feinted left hand from Morrison on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Cuntmara throws a right hand that misses
and Morrison counters with a nice uppercut.
Cuntmara misses the jab.
Cuntmara throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Morrison sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Richard Morrison has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Morrison tries to bum rush Cuntmara with a series of wild strikes but Cuntmara uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Nice uppercut lands for Morrison. That snapped Cuntmara's head back.
Cuntmara throws the left hand but Morrison avoids the punch easily.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Morrison throws a quick inside leg kick.
Cuntmara lands with a slapping head kick.
Cuntmara thuds a left hand into Morrison's body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara dips to his left and cracks Morrison with an uppercut!
Cuntmara misses the shot to the body.
As Cuntmara backs away, Morrison returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Morrison throws a half hearted mid kick.
Cuntmara looks to land a left hand but Morrison moved out of range nicely.
Morrison on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Cuntmara throws a nice looking combination but Morrison bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.
Cuntmara looks to throw a body kick
enabling Morrison to counter with a crisp jab.
Morrison misses with an uppercut. Cuntmara saw that one coming.
Morrison moves out of range of the strikes.
Cuntmara has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Morrison lands a nice looking body shot.
Cuntmara misses with a head kick.
Cuntmara throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling Morrison to counter with a crisp jab.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cuntmara misses with a looping right.
Morrison jinks towards his opponent looking like he wants to counter with a mid kick but doesn't commit.
Morrison throws a hook but Cuntmara avoids it easily.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cuntmara with a jab.
Cuntmara on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
Morrison takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cuntmara throws a right hand that misses

and Morrison counters with a crisp right hand that drops Cuntmara! Morrison lets Cuntmara back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Cuntmara is rocked!

That has opened up Ibrahim Cuntmara's cut even more.
Morrison lands with a nice body punch.
Cuntmara is still on wobbly legs! Can Morrison finish him?
Cuntmara throws a leg kick but Morrison sees it coming and checks it nicely.
Cuntmara bobbing and weaving nicely... He's ducked under a jab and ducks again but ooooooh! Morrison comes at him with an uppercut from hell! Cuntmara falls to the canvas, unconscious! This one is all over! Oh man, looking at the replay that was right on the button! Cuntmara was out before he hit the floor!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:39 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Richard Morrison!
Richard Morrison decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.
The defeated Ibrahim Cuntmara had this to say: 'I blame The Stepdads for this defeat ,especially Alex K.'.