PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between fat bastard (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Gary Bonson (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). bastard comes into the arena with undead blaring out of the sound system. On his way into the cage it seems that fat bastard has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily fat bastard seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

bastard
vs
Bonson

202 cm
21
280 lbs
4 - 1 - 0

199 cm
22
300 lbs
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Good chin

Decent wrestler
Basic striking
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, fat bastard!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Gary Bonson!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Bishop, Donald Grub and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bonson fakes high and swings low for a body shot but bastard manages to avoid it.
bastard tries to clinch but is not successful on this occasion.
Bonson dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
bastard connects with a nice looking jab.

It looks like Gary Bonson has been cut.
bastard ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
bastard throws a right hand that Bonson ducks under and follows up with a left that Bonson also avoids with ease.
Bonson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from bastard.
bastard throws a right and a left that Bonson avoids nicely.
Bonson throws a big shot that misses.
Bonson uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from bastard.

Bonson scores a takedown into full mount!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Bonson scores with a couple of good head shots there.
Bonson in mount throwing good strikes here, bouncing his opponent's head off the canvas.
Bonson is still in mount, landing shots to his trapped opponent. bastard can't stay in a position like this for much longer.
Bonson with shots to the head and body - bastard looks very uncomfortable down there.
bastard is writhing around trying to get back to his feet.
bastard is trying desperately to improve position.
Bonson putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!

That's one minute gone in the round.
bastard is wriggling around trying to escape.
Bonson lands a shot to the body, followed up by a shot to the exposed head of his trapped opponent.
bastard gets back to half guard.
bastard tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
Bonson scoring with strikes to the body and head.
Bonson controlling the pace.
bastard wants to improve his position but Bonson is controlling well.
Bonson thows a wild elbow that connects with the canvas.
bastard misses with some strikes from the bottom.
bastard is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bonson scores with a couple of nice shots.
bastard is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Bonson scores with a couple of nice shots.
bastard has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
bastard wants to get back to full guard.

bastard looking for submissions off his back.
bastard is breathing heavily.
Bonson seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonson lands strikes from half guard.
bastard on his back here. We all know that wrestlers don't like being on their back so let's see if bastard tries to get out of the position.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
bastard avoiding damage under a succession of punches from Bonson.
Bonson looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks bastard with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.
Bonson not landing any meaningful shots this time.
bastard wants to improve his position but Bonson is controlling well.
Bonson trying to control the action but bastard is working from the bottom.
bastard won't allow Bonson to pass to mount.
bastard moves his hips nicely and gets into full guard.
Bonson loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonson wants to control from the top but bastard keeps moving.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

The referee decides to stand the fighters back up.
Bonson is trying hard to land a takedown here. bastard sprawls well and keeps this one on the feet.
Bonson misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from bastard.
bastard moves out of range as Bonson strikes.
Bonson tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but bastard swivels and escapes.
Bonson fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Bonson takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bonson is throwing a lot of body shots here, looking to wear down bastard rather than just go for the knockout.
bastard takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.

Bonson changes levels and drives through with a really nice takedown into side control. bastard looks really pissed at himself for not defending that better.
Bonson scores with punches from side control.
Bonson landing strikes.
Bonson working the head with strikes.
bastard is sneaking out the side here. He's bucked Bonson off and has taken his back!

That's four minutes gone in the round.

bastard tightening his grip on Bonson, looking for the choke.
bastard not allowing Bonson to control his hands.
bastard doesn't have the hooks in and Bonson manages to turn into his guard.
Bonson lands a nice shot whilst sitting in his opponent's guard.
Bonson trying to control the position from guard on top but bastard is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.
Bonson looking to pass the guard.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
bastard is trying to keep Bonson in close.
bastard wants to sweep but no luck.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gary Bonson dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Gary Bonson's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action!

bastard is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Bonson.
Nice shot lands for bastard.
Bonson moves out of range of the strikes.
Bonson throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Bonson defending well as bastard loads up on a big left hand.

Bonson looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into mount! Oh, that's bad for bastard!
Bonson lands with some strikes.
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Bonson cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!

It looks like fat bastard has been cut.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Bonson tucks in and makes sure he doesn't lose the dominant position.
bastard sneaks a leg back under and regains half guard and is working straight away to try and get back to guard. He hasn't managed just yet though.
bastard flails away from the bottom but he's not doing any damage.
bastard is trying to maintain the position but Bonson is very close to passing his half guard.
The fighters are battling for position here. bastard manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Bonson slips nicely into half guard.
Gary Bonson has got the better of the ground game so far.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonson tries to pass to full mount but bastard defends it.
Bonson works his way into side control.
Bonson working the ground and pound from side control.
Bonson is chipping away with strikes.
bastard pushes Bonson away and creates a bit of space to escape. He's almost out here... but no, Bonson gets a good hold of his legs and remains firmly in side control.
Bonson working the head with strikes.
Bonson lands a nice forearm strike.
Bonson lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear bastard down.
bastard is not content to let Bonson control the position.
Bonson controls the position.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
bastard is not content to let Bonson control the position.
bastard is trying to buck Bonson off.
bastard is positioning himself to get back to half guard.
Bonson lands a few punches from side control.
bastard is looking for a sweep.
bastard gets one leg under and gets the fight to half guard.
bastard is looking for a sweep. Bonson is wise to his cunning plan and keeps the top position.
Bonson wants to free his trapped foot but bastard is holding on for dear life with his legs.
Bonson performing his best blanket impression for a moment.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonson is keen to just control but bastard is a slippery customer.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Bonson connects with a nice short shot to bastard's temple.
bastard tries to strike from the bottom but it doesn't land.
bastard tries to roll over but Bonson keeps him under control.
Bonson takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
Bonson drops an elbow to the side of bastard's head.
bastard taking some punishment here, with Bonson in his half guard.
Bonson looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.
bastard throws a strike from the bottom that misses.

bastard looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Bonson connects with a nice short shot to bastard's temple.
Bonson trying to control from half guard but bastard is working away.
Bonson working bastard over with strikes.
Bonson working over bastard with some ground and pound. bastard looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Bonson sitting and controlling from the half guard.
Bonson is keeping good posture, landing some ground and pound.
bastard is trying to maintain the position but Bonson is very close to passing his half guard.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Bonson uses his free foot to push down on bastard's thigh. Eventually he works his other foot free and he's advanced to mount - this is trouble for bastard.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bonson landing shots from mount.
And that’s the end of the round – the fighters go back to their corners.

Gary Bonson showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
Both fighters have cut men working on them during the interval.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business. This is the final round!

bastard drops his hands momentarily and Bonson takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Bonson gets the takedown into side control.
Bonson is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down bastard's shoulder. That is not cool.
bastard is trying to improve his position.
Bonson working the head and body with strikes.
Bonson lands a knee to the body and follows it up with some ground and pound to the head. That will wear bastard down.
Bonson scores with a couple of short elbows.
Bonson is looking to take a break and control but bastard is keeping him honest, looking to work from the bottom.
Bonson cracks bastard with a big elbow.
Bonson creates a bit of distance and throws down some hard shots.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bonson working away diligently from side control. Landing strikes effectively there - that will score him some points on the judges scorecards.
You can see the frustration on bastard's face, being in this tough position on the bottom.
Bonson cracks bastard with an elbow. That is naaassty.
Bonson cracks bastard with a big right hand but bastard just smiles back at him and invites him to have another go.
bastard regains half guard.
bastard is refusing to be controlled, as Bonson sits in half guard.
bastard is looking to regain full guard. Not this time though.
bastard regains full guard. Nicely done.
Bonson wants to control from the top but bastard keeps moving.
Bonson scores with a decent looking elbow strike.
Bonson chips away with some ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bonson makes a bit of distance and scores with some ground and pound, still in guard.
bastard keeping full guard, as Bonson tries to pass.
bastard trying to strike off his back.

bastard scrambles and gets back to his feet.

Excellent takedown into side control there by Bonson.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bonson working the body and head with strikes.
Both fighters really going for it on the ground here!
Bonson scoring with punches and elbows.
bastard takes an elbow right on the bridge of the nose and winces in pain.
Bonson scoring with punches from side control.
Bonson lands an elbow.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bonson moves into full mount!
Bonson working away from the top, dropping strikes.
bastard is looking to improve his position but Bonson isn't that keen on the idea.
bastard tries to hold on but Bonson postures up.
Bonson putting on the heat here with some good ground and pound!
Bonson lands a nice shot to the head.
Bonson has his opponent pinned against the cage, landing some nasty ground and pound that is really making a bit of a mess out of bastard's face.
Bonson lands a big shot there that rocks bastard but he's holding on and managing to survive for now.
Bonson lands a couple of nice shots there from mount.
Bonson can't quite control the action as he would like just now, as bastard is looking to escape.
fat bastard has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bonson has been the more effective fighter overall so far.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bonson lands a heavy elbow.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
bastard is trying to escape the mount.
A nice elbow there by Bonson.
Bonson takes a little breather and maintains the position. The referee will be looking for him to stay active from such a dominant position though.
bastard flailing away with punches but nothing is landing.
Bonson is in the full mount, landing strikes.
Bonson dominating with strikes here.
Gary Bonson is fighting for a decision here - he's started to take the cautious approach.
The crowd are going absolutely nuts as the round comes to an end - what a fantastic round of action!
The crowd growing excited in anticipation of a finish here! Right on cue, Bonson cracks his opponent with a massive right hand that draws loud cheers!
Bonson raining down shots from the mount!
bastard is looking to get to half guard.

And that's the end of the fight!
Gary Bonson comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got Bonson winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Daniel Bishop scores the fight 26:30
Judge Donald Grub scores the fight 26:30
Judge Chris Edwards scores the fight 26:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Gary Bonson!