PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Dude McWrestler (ranked 43 p4p, 98 weight class) and Kronos Doomsday (ranked 5 p4p, 13 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think McWrestler might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Acclaimed Emotions. Doomsday has chosen Main Theme - Doom Eternal as his entrance music. These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.

McWrestler
vs
Doomsday

180 cm
31
174
26 - 9 - 0

175 cm
33
175
15 - 10 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Red Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 26 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Dude McWrestler!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Tokyo, Kronos Doomsday!
The judges for this bout are Sam Margolis, Andrew Berry and Colin Fotheringham.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Doomsday misses with a straight right.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Doomsday moves out of range.
Doomsday misses with a looping left.
Doomsday misses with a telegraphed body shot
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Doomsday.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
McWrestler bobs and weaves and unloads with a good uppercut.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
A slow jab from Doomsday misses its intended target.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
Doomsday dodges the punch combination from McWrestler.
Doomsday with the counter takedown but McWrestler avoids it easily.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Doomsday.
Doomsday tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but McWrestler was well out of range. Poor timing from Doomsday.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
A swing and a miss from Doomsday.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.

That's one minute gone in the round.
McWrestler missing with a left hand there. Doomsday was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Doomsday throws a lazy right hand but McWrestler sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Doomsday's head but Doomsday sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler connects with a single shot there.
McWrestler misses the jab.
McWrestler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
McWrestler with a body punch. A glancing blow.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doomsday.
McWrestler appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
McWrestler throws a jab but it's blocked by Doomsday.
McWrestler throws a hook to the side of Doomsday's head but Doomsday sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Doomsday misses with a straight left.
McWrestler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Doomsday walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut
and Doomsday takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
McWrestler misses with a hook

and Doomsday counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Doomsday stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. McWrestler swivels though and keeps the full guard.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doomsday wants to control from the top but McWrestler keeps moving.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
My spies in House of 1000 Corpses inform me that Doomsday has been getting involved in the gym's BJJ sparring sessions. Let's see whether that pays dividends!
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Doomsday accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
McWrestler seems keen to control Doomsday's posture.
Doomsday loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Doomsday stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.
Doomsday trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
Doomsday tries to free his leg and advance position but McWrestler is retaining full guard.
Doomsday has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doomsday is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Jab, jab by McWrestler - just one landing.
Doomsday misses with a lunging right hand
and McWrestler connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
McWrestler feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Doomsdays jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Doomsday scores with a jab. McWrestler acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
McWrestler lands a glancing blow to the side of Doomsday's head.
Doomsday cracks McWrestler with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
McWrestler wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
McWrestler moves out of range as Doomsday strikes.
McWrestler throws a right and a left that both miss.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
McWrestler misses with a hook. Doomsday ducked under it nicely.
Doomsday tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Doomsday misses with a looping left.
McWrestler throwing a counter right hand but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Doomsday lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Doomsday looking to shoot here. He's gone for it and he's landed a takedown into side control! Oh, that's bad for McWrestler!
Doomsday is working McWrestler over with some ground and pound from side control.

Doomsday tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Doomsday has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
McWrestler is trying to improve his position.

Doomsday is looking to finish here, going for an Americana. McWrestler knows the correct defense though, so he's OK.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
McWrestler prevents Doomsday from improving position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action.

McWrestler displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Doomsday throws out the jab.
It looked like McWrestler wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
McWrestler throws a right hand that misses

and Doomsday counters with a nice double leg into guard.
McWrestler trying to control the position.
Doomsday working some strikes from top position.
Doomsday working some strikes from top position.
McWrestler working a defensive guard here.
Doomsday tries to free his leg and advance position but McWrestler is retaining full guard.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler trying to keep a closed guard but Doomsday is proving a slippery customer.
McWrestler wants to sweep but no luck.
McWrestler looking to control the pace of the fight rather than finish it.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doomsday stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.
Doomsday scoring with punches to the head and body.
Doomsday is looking to work some ground and pound but McWrestler has wrist control.
There's a bit of a scramble here and now McWrestler is on top in guard.

Doomsday working a defensive guard here.
Doomsday has momentary wrist control but McWrestler slips an elbow through the middle.
McWrestler throws a big right hand that misses.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doomsday manages to sweep nicely, so he's now on top. McWrestler manages to get himself to full guard.

Doomsday throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as McWrestler works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
McWrestler has control of Doomsday's left arm, preventing Doomsday from doing any damage.
Doomsday preventing the sweep.
Doomsday is stalling in the full guard.
Doomsday won't allow McWrestler to sweep him here.
Doomsday trying to control but McWrestler is working from the bottom.
Doomsday stopping the sweep attempt from McWrestler.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler pulls Doomsday in close to his closed guard and prevents Doomsday from doing any damage or advancing position.
Doomsday slows down the pace of the fight, as he sits in guard.
McWrestler controls Doomsday momentarily but Doomsday frees himself.
McWrestler keeping moving, preventing Doomsday from controlling successfully.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
McWrestler scores with a body shot.
McWrestler throws the left hand but Doomsday avoids the punch easily.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.
Doomsday tries to shoot in for a takedown. He's got hold of a leg but McWrestler swivels and escapes.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Doomsday moves away and avoids it.
Doomsday swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
McWrestler throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Doomsday.
Doomsday walks into a stiff left hand from McWrestler.
Doomsday slips a straight right by McWrestler.
Doomsday ducks under a wild hook from McWrestler.
Dude McWrestler is winning the standup battle so far.
Doomsday misses with a body punch
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
Doomsday uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from McWrestler.
McWrestler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
McWrestler ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Doomsday moves away.
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Doomsday staying out of range there.
Doomsday throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Doomsday uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Doomsday saw that one coming.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Dude McWrestler will probably get the nod.
That's time! McWrestler's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight.

A jab from McWrestler misses.
McWrestler scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Doomsday connects with a good right hand that stumbles McWrestler. McWrestler circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Doomsday slips under a jab.
Doomsday throws an uppercut from half a mile away. McWrestler sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Doomsday missing with a left hand there. McWrestler was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
McWrestler works the jab nicely.
McWrestler blocks a jab.
Doomsday throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
A little feinted left hand from McWrestler on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
McWrestler cracks a nice hook into Doomsday's ribs.
McWrestler lunges in with an uppercut that skims his opponent's chin.
Doomsday displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as McWrestler throws out the jab.
McWrestler looks to throw the jab but Doomsday is out of range.
McWrestler throws a nice looking combination but Doomsday bobs and weaves to avoid any damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doomsday misses with a hook
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
McWrestler takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
Nice defenses there by Doomsday.
Doomsday misses with a hook.
McWrestler lands with a good body shot.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Doomsday.
McWrestler is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
McWrestler is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Doomsday.
A punch combination from Doomsday misses.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut. McWrestler saw that one coming.
McWrestler cracks a nice hook into Doomsday's ribs.
Doomsday just misses with a punch to the body.
Doomsday keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler throws an overhand right that lands on Doomsday's shoulder, as Doomsday tries to avoid the shot.
McWrestler slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
McWrestler lands a jab-cross combination.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
McWrestler misses with a straight right.
Doomsday cracks McWrestler with a right hand to the side of the head.
Doomsday staying out of range there.
McWrestler connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Doomsday swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
McWrestler lands an overhand right.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Doomsday moved out of range.
Doomsday with the counter takedown but McWrestler avoids it easily.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Doomsday.
Doomsday slips a straight right by McWrestler.
Doomsday fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
McWrestler throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Doomsday on the side of the head.
McWrestler misses with a straight left.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Doomsday slips under a jab.
A cross from McWrestler lands.
McWrestler lands a glancing blow to the side of Doomsday's head.
Doomsday shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says McWrestler as he avoids it easily.
McWrestler throws a lazy right hand but Doomsday sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
McWrestler throws a looping overhand right but Doomsday ducks down to avoid it.
Dude McWrestler is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Doomsday throws a right and a left that McWrestler avoids nicely.
Doomsday misses with a right hand
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler slips a straight right by Doomsday.
Doomsday tries to move into range but McWrestler moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
McWrestler throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
McWrestler is really dominating this fight. Is there anything that Doomsday can do to turn this around?
McWrestler with a hook.
A slow jab from Doomsday misses its intended target.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Doomsday throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Doomsday ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Doomsday feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits McWrestlers jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Doomsday has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Doomsday blocks a jab.
McWrestler throws a shot from downtown. Doomsday moves away and avoids it.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doomsday connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
McWrestler swings for the body but Doomsday moves out of range.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Doomsday looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Nice straight punches there by McWrestler. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of McWrestler.
Doomsday lands a nice hook to McWrestler's body. McWrestler takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Doomsday shoots in for a takedown - he's clinched up with McWrestler but McWrestler pushes him off and we're back to square one.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler clearly takes that round.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

McWrestler slips a jab from Doomsday.
Doomsday thuds a left hand into McWrestler's body.
McWrestler works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Doomsday saw that one coming.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Doomsday moved out of range.
Doomsday is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Doomsday uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Doomsday takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
McWrestler looks to land a right hand but Doomsday moved out of range.
A jab from McWrestler misses.
Nice cross by Doomsday.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Doomsday throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Doomsday misses with a hook
and Doomsday takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Doomsday throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck McWrestler on the side of the head.
A telegraphed right hand from McWrestler misses the target.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doomsday slips under a jab.
Doomsday misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a nice uppercut.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler throws a big shot that misses.
A big right from Doomsday misses.
McWrestler misses with a body shot.
Doomsday slips a straight right by McWrestler.
McWrestler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doomsday sees it coming and avoids it easily.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
Nice uppercut lands for McWrestler. That snapped Doomsday's head back.
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doomsday slips under a jab.
McWrestler jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Doomsday tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Doomsday keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler ducks under a wild hook from Doomsday.
Doomsday rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWrestler keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
McWrestler throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
McWrestler swings for the body but Doomsday moves out of range.
Doomsday thows a left - swing and a miss!
Kronos Doomsday has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
McWrestler scores with a nice head shot.
This has been an exciting period of action!
McWrestler bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
McWrestler listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Some wild striking there from McWrestler.
McWrestler cracks a nice hook into Doomsday's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circling - Doomsday throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Doomsday avoids a punch combination nicely.
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
McWrestler pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
McWrestler throws a body punch but Doomsday moves out of range.
McWrestler digs a good body shot into Doomsday's ribs.
Doomsday throws a shot from downtown. McWrestler moves away and avoids it.
McWrestler swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Doomsday slips under a jab from McWrestler.
A jab from Doomsday does it's job there.
Doomsday misses with a looping left.
McWrestler uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Doomsday.
An attempted straight right counter from McWrestler misses the target.
McWrestler avoids the body shot from Doomsday.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler connects with a nice looking jab.
McWrestler just misses with a punch to the body.
Doomsday takes an uppercut right on the button but keeps his composure.
McWrestler ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
McWrestler comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
McWrestler avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Doomsday looks to land a left hand but McWrestler moved out of range nicely.
A jab from McWrestler finds it's way through Doomsday's defenses.
Doomsday bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Doomsday uses good head movement to avoid the hook from McWrestler.
Doomsday misses with a hook
and McWrestler counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Doomsday is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
McWrestler misses the jab.
Doomsday lands a nice shot that snaps McWrestler's head back.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Dude McWrestler had his way with Kronos Doomsday in that round.
That's the end of the interval. I'm sure that seemed a lot quicker than a minute for our two fighters! Back to the action. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Doomsday throws a left and a right that both miss
letting McWrestler counter with a right hand.
Doomsday swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Doomsday shoots in but no luck this time.
McWrestler connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Doomsday uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Doomsday misses with a hook. McWrestler ducked under it nicely.
Doomsday misses with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
McWrestler scores with a decent looking hook.
Doomsday slips under a jab from McWrestler.
Doomsday with the counter takedown but McWrestler avoids it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts Doomsday, as that shot connected.
McWrestler cracks Doomsday with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Doomsday throws a big shot that misses.
McWrestler throws a right hand that Doomsday ducks under and follows up with a left that Doomsday also avoids with ease.
Doomsday changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
McWrestler paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Doomsday misses with a looping right.
McWrestler moves away from the strike by Doomsday.
Doomsday lunges at McWrestler with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by McWrestler's hand.
Doomsday misses with a hook
and McWrestler cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
McWrestler fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Doomsday manages to avoid it.
McWrestler cracks Doomsday with a good jab.
Doomsday throws a jab but it's blocked by McWrestler.
McWrestler takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jab by McWrestler.
McWrestler uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Doomsday.
McWrestler takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Doomsday will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.
McWrestler is looking to counter punch.
McWrestler throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Doomsday sees it coming and avoids it easily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler cracks Doomsday with an open hand slap.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
McWrestler jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
Doomsday throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
Good standup being displayed there by Doomsday as he connects with a hook.
McWrestler lands with a shot to the body.
McWrestler thows a left - swing and a miss!
Doomsday throws a hook but McWrestler blocks it.
McWrestler cracks Doomsday with a good shot that sees him stumbling back into the cage.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut
and McWrestler counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Doomsday moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
McWrestler scores with a sloppy right hand. Doomsday should have avoided that one.
A swing and a miss from Doomsday.
Doomsday swings widly with a right hand
and McWrestler counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
A big left from McWrestler misses.
Doomsday tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
A swing and a miss from McWrestler.
McWrestler takes a swing at Doomsday's ribcage but misses.
McWrestler lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Doomsday at a distance.
Doomsday misses with a straight left.
Doomsday throws a jab when McWrestler was well out of range.
Doomsday throws a hook to the side of McWrestler's head but McWrestler sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
McWrestler misses with an uppercut. Doomsday saw that one coming.
Nice defenses there by McWrestler.
McWrestler scores with a hook to the body. Doomsday takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
McWrestler dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
McWrestler scores with a crisp jab that stopped Doomsday in his tracks.
Doomsday uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by McWrestler.
Doomsday tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
McWrestler moves out of range of the strikes.
McWrestler fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
A big right from Doomsday misses.
Doomsday misses with an uppercut.
McWrestler fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Doomsday looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
McWrestler swinging wildly here.
McWrestler sizes up Doomsday with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
McWrestler misses with a looping left.
Doomsday is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by McWrestler.
Doomsday misses with a straight right.
McWrestler lands a right hook to the body.

And that's the end of the fight!
Dude McWrestler showed his dominance in that final round.
Well I reckon that's a shut out for McWrestler, winning every round. Will the judges agree? They are the ones who matter, even if they are often depressingly incompetent. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 5 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Sam Margolis scores the fight 50:45
Judge Andrew Berry scores the fight 50:45
Judge Colin Fotheringham scores the fight 50:45

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Dude McWrestler!
A less than humble Dude McWrestler misjudged his post fight interview somewhat and came across a little too arrogant whilst trying to hype up his own abilities.