PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Anakoni Kai (ranked 918 p4p, 364 weight class) and Silent Bob (ranked 48 p4p, 22 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kai
vs
Bob

184 cm
26
184
8 - 3 - 0

184 cm
35
182
23 - 13 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anakoni Kai!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 23 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, William Peck and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Bob will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
Kai looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
Bob fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Kai is out of range.
As Bob backs away, Kai returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Kai looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Bob throws a chopping leg kick but Kai manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
Kai looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Some bone on bone action there as Kai checks a low kick. Luckily it wasn't a particularly hard one.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Kai takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Kai was well out of range. Poor timing from Bob.
Kai checks a low kick from Bob.
A low kick lands for Bob.
Bob fakes a jab and throws a low kick but Kai checks it well.
Kai appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Bob throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and Bob takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
An inside leg kick from Bob misses.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bob. Kai does a little dance to reset his feet.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bob misses with a kick to the body
and Kai counters with a thumping low kick.
Bob scores with a slapping inside leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Silent Bob comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
Well Bob has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Trevor Gratis scores the fight 9:10
Judge William Peck scores the fight 9:10
Judge Steve Smith scores the fight 9:10

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silent Bob!
Silent Bob decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.