PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between James Crazyhorse (ranked 3061 p4p, 2160 weight class) and Torraso Fisticuffs (ranked 118 p4p, 109 weight class). Crazyhorse kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is They Don’t Care About Us. Fisticuffs is bobbing his head along to his entrance song: All Eyez On Me - Tupac. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Crazyhorse
vs
Fisticuffs

190 cm
28
224
7 - 9 - 0

207 cm
34
290
11 - 15 - 0

BJJ Brown Belt
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 9 - 0, fighting out of London, James Crazyhorse!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 11 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Torraso Fisticuffs!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shigeki Fujiwara and Yukihiro Yamamoto.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Crazyhorse throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Fisticuffs swings and misses with a shot to the body
and Crazyhorse counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
Crazyhorse throws a low kick but his opponent is out of range.
Fisticuffs throws out a counter right but Crazyhorse avoids it with no problem.
Crazyhorse keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
A shot to the body from Fisticuffs misses
and Crazyhorse connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Crazyhorse tries to land a front kick but Fisticuffs steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Fisticuffs throws a body shot but no joy.
Fisticuffs misses with a body shot
and Crazyhorse counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Fisticuffs misses with a lunging right hand
and Crazyhorse counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Crazyhorse lands a body shot.
Crunch! Crazyhorse slams his shin into Fisticuffs's torso.
Fisticuffs looks winded!
Fisticuffs takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Torraso Fisticuffs seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Crazyhorse scores with a hook to the body. Fisticuffs takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Crazyhorse looks to land a combination. Fisticuffs sees it coming but can only parry a couple of the shots.
Fisticuffs takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Crazyhorse chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Fisticuffs keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A chopping leg kick lands by Crazyhorse.
A solid leg kick lands there for Crazyhorse.
Crazyhorse ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Crazyhorse just misses with a punch to the body.
Fisticuffs tries to grapple but his opponent circles
and Crazyhorse counters with a left and a right that stings Fisticuffs.
Crazyhorse lands a leg kick that knocks Fisticuffs off balance momentarily.
Crazyhorse misses with a series of wild punches.
Crazyhorse fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Crazyhorse scores with a jab to the body.
Fisticuffs misses with a left hand
and Crazyhorse counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Fisticuffs thinking.
Crazyhorse fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Fisticuffs looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
An inside leg kick lands from Crazyhorse.

Crazyhorse lands a big head kick that sends Fisticuffs tumbling to the mat! Crazyhorse takes a step backwards and waves Fisticuffs back to his feet - he wants the finish!
Crazyhorse throws a perfectly timed hook that sends Fisticuffs crashing down! Fisticuffs tries to stagger back to his feet but Crazyhorse just hammers him until the ref stops the fight! A confused Fisticuffs asks the ref what just happened. Poor fella.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). James Crazyhorse!
During a confident post fight interview, James Crazyhorse thanked all his fans. He seemed very genuine when describing how motivated his fans keep him.