PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fakka Ur (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Eric Cartman (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Cartman has chosen The Way Of The Fist as his entrance music. We have two fighters making their debuts here, so let's see who comes out of this one with their first professional victory.

Ur
vs
Cartman

220 cm
22
205 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

183 cm
20
215 lbs
0 - 0 - 0

Good takedowns
Counter striker
Self confident

BJJ Blue Belt
Basic striking
Solid chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Fakka Ur!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Eric Cartman!
The judges for this bout are , and .

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ur keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Cartman fails to land the takedown.
Ur with a poor takedown

and Cartman decides to take the opportunity to score a takedown. He's landed in Ur's guard.
Ur bucks up whilst keeping hold of a body lock, managing to reverse the position. Now he's in top in Cartman's guard.
Ur trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Ur is looking to advance position but Cartman has hit a scissor sweep - now he's on top in mount!
Ur really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Ur keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Cartman trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Ur working to try and regain half guard.
Ur is working hard here to advance position.
Ur bucks up and manages to get a nice reversal! He's in guard on the top - nicely done!
Cartman is trying to control the position from the bottom.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Cartman throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Cartman striking off his back but it's not causing Ur any problems.
Ur stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Cartman swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Ur works a leg free and moves into half guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Ur looking to pass the half guard. Not this time.
Ur works his way into full mount!
Cartman should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Cartman tries to hold on but Ur postures up.

Ur looks like he's working for a submission but he's not found anything just yet.
Cartman keeping his composure momentarily, calmly looking to get back to half guard.
Cartman looks gassed!

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Ur is working for a guillotine from mount but Cartman frees his head quite easily.

Ur goes for an armbar but Cartman turns quickly into his guard - lovely anticipation from Cartman.
Cartman sitting in guard here, content to control.
Cartman must be cautious of submissions here, given that his opponent has the superior Jiu Jitsu.

Ur working from the bottom, still in full guard. He's managed to get a loose triangle. Cartman doesn't seem to be doing much to defend here, obviously he feels comfortable in the position. Oh but Ur is tightening it up a little... Cartman has to be careful here... He's got his foot tucked under now, this looks tight! Cartman reacted too slowly and this one could be over in a matter of seconds! YES! Cartman taps out! nice BJJ there by Ur!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:50 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Triangle Choke). Fakka Ur!