PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Silent Bob (ranked 379 p4p, 1127 weight class) and Fook Man (ranked 23 p4p, 59 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Bob
vs
Man

184 cm
35
182
24 - 13 - 1

175 cm
26
171
8 - 5 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 1 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 8 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Fook Man!
The judges for this bout are Lou da Vinci, Reed Andrews and Bruno Lombardi.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
We've got one fighter who appears to only be looking to counter and the other not looking particularly aggressive either, so we could be in for a dull fight.
Bob with the inside leg kick.
Bob buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Bob explodes with a nice body kick and back out of range. Nice work.
Bob buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Good work by Man as he checks the leg kick.
Bob throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bob throws the kick towards the body but Man avoids it.
Bob thows a leg kick but Man checks it
and Man counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Bob throws a front kick aimed at Man's knee but Man avoids it well.
Man chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Bob can pounce on him.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.
Bob looking to land some kicks to the body here.
Bob backing away here, and Man unleashes a leg kick that just misses.
A low kick from Bob is predictable there
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Man checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Man looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Bob misses with a body kick.
Man checks the leg kick.

And that's the end of the fight!
Silent Bob showed his dominance in that final round.
Well Bob has outscored his opponent in every aspect of the fight today. Only a scarily incompetent judge or two will keep him from a well deserved win... Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1 round of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Lou da Vinci scores the fight 10:9
Judge Reed Andrews scores the fight 10:9
Judge Bruno Lombardi scores the fight 10:9

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Silent Bob!
Silent Bob decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.