PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Agnem Klotzk (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Fatty McJitsu (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). I'm sure you'll be fascinated to know that I was talking to some pointless Z list celebrity before the fight and he thought that Fatty McJitsu was going to win. Let's see if he was right.

Klotzk
vs
McJitsu

225 cm
23
300 lbs
4 - 2 - 0

205 cm
23
280 lbs
5 - 5 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Experienced

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter striker
Granite chin

TFP Graphics - Pit Inc

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Agnem Klotzk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Rio de Janeiro, Fatty McJitsu!
The judges for this bout are Leandro Rodrigues, Thiago Cunha and Edson Gomes.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
McJitsu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Klotzk pinned against the cage. Klotzk gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
Both fighters are looking to counter, which isn't making for the most exciting fight in the world.
Klotzk moves out of range of the body kick from McJitsu.
McJitsu shoots in for a takedown. "I don't think so" says Klotzk as he avoids it easily.
McJitsu shoots in and drives through. Klotzk sprawls well.
Agnem Klotzk has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Fatty McJitsu.
McJitsu shoots in with a takedown attempt and he has Klotzk pinned against the cage. Klotzk gets the underhooks and manages to circle away.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Klotzk throws a head kick but McJitsu moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.

McJitsu shoots in and gets a takedown into half guard. McJitsu showed some decent athleticism there.
McJitsu tries to stand but his hand is stuck under Klotzk.
McJitsu wants to free his trapped foot but Klotzk is holding on for dear life with his legs.

Klotzk has hold of a guillotine but he's not going to be able to crank on it really with only half guard, so it's no trouble for McJitsu. Oh but Klotzk has got full guard now! Oh boy! This one could be over very soon! McJitsu goes limp - he's gone! Klotzk jumps up and celebrates with the crowd - fantastic submission finish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Guillotine). Agnem Klotzk!