PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Silvio Berluscrawny (ranked 5329 p4p, 6016 weight class) and Big Daddy (ranked 366 p4p, 389 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Berluscrawny
vs
Daddy

200 cm
18
145
0 - 1 - 0

160 cm
18
150
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
Cuts easily

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of New York, Silvio Berluscrawny!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Big Daddy!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Gregory Folan and Ian Loll.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Berluscrawny misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Daddy.
Nice body punch from Berluscrawny.

Daddy manages to get an easy takedown there - catching Berluscrawny on his heels. He'll look to pass Berluscrawny's guard now, I'm sure.
Daddy postures up and lands some nice ground and pound.
Daddy controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.
Berluscrawny wants to get back to his feet but Daddy is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Daddy is pushing down on Berluscrawny's leg trying to pass to half guard. Berluscrawny is fighting to maintain full guard but Daddy has managed to sneak the leg through.
Berluscrawny knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Daddy on the ground.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Daddy trying to mount his opponent but Berluscrawny defends it.
Berluscrawny really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Daddy stalling.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Daddy working over Berluscrawny with some ground and pound. Berluscrawny looks like he wants out of this position, which is understandable.
Daddy scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Daddy lands with a punch from half guard.
Daddy trying to control the pace.
Daddy seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.

Berluscrawny is rocked!
Berluscrawny wants to get back to his feet.
Oh Berluscrawny is still in real trouble! Will he be able to recover?!!
Berluscrawny on the receiving end of some nice ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Daddy controlling the pace.
Berluscrawny seems to have got his legs back now.
Berluscrawny wants to get back to his feet.
Daddy looks towards his corner to check for any instructions. The corner give him nothing to work with, so he cracks Berluscrawny with a short hammerfist. I guess that's as good as any advice he could get in this position.

It looks like Silvio Berluscrawny has been cut.
Daddy sitting in half guard here. He lands a big elbow that has hurt Berluscrawny! Oh, Berluscrawny is in big trouble! Daddy lands more strikes and the ref dives in to save him! The fight is over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Big Daddy!
Big Daddy managed to slip a mention for his sponsors, Honest Apparel ($30 SPECIAL Hoodie!), into his post fight interview.