PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Aaron Goodson (ranked 3922 p4p, 4084 weight class) and John Dickweed (ranked 403 p4p, 421 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Goodson
vs
Dickweed

190 cm
20
249
1 - 1 - 0

200 cm
20
275
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Solid boxing
Cardio machine

Good takedowns
Basic striking
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Aaron Goodson!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, John Dickweed!
The judges for this bout are Trevor Gratis, Robert Douchet and Yves DeLean.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dickweed has his takedown stuffed
and Goodson cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Jab from Goodson.
Dickweed has his takedown stuffed
and Goodson counters with a nice body shot.

Dickweed throws the overhand right but ducks down into a quick takedown attempt. Goodson was covering up waiting for the punch and Dickweed finishes the takedown easily into guard.
Goodson knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Dickweed on the ground.
Dickweed throws a big right hand that misses.
A big thud reverberates around the arena there as Dickweed accidentally thumps the mat. Hopefully he's not broken his hand.
Dickweed throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Goodson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.
Dickweed postures up in Goodson's guard and throws a big left but Goodson blocks it.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dickweed with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dickweed throws a big right hand that misses.
Goodson is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.
Dickweed throwing elbows and punches but not connecting, as Goodson works some decent striking defense from the bottom.

Dickweed drops back for a leg! It's a sloppy attempt though and Dickweed jumps back into guard quickly, to retain the dominant position.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dickweed with a couple of shots to the head there. Not particularly brutal.
Dickweed throwing strikes but missing.
Goodson looking to hit a scissor sweep but Dickweed is one step ahead there.
Goodson is pulling down on Dickweed's head to control his posture.
Dickweed with a flurry of punches that miss.
Dickweed loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Dickweed working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Goodson preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Dickweed throws a big elbow that misses.
Goodson is trying to keep Dickweed in close.
Goodson utilising some decent striking defenses from the guard, preventing the ground and pound.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Dickweed with a flurry of punches that miss.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Dickweed advances to half guard.
Dickweed missing with the ground and pound from half guard.
Goodson is positioning himself well to prevent Dickweed advancing to mount.
Dickweed has the superior BJJ but he's also working some ground strikes into his gameplan.
Dickweed throwing punches and elbows but they're not doing any damage.
The two fighters exchange a few words. I couldn't hear what they were saying but maybe it's more fun if you make it up yourself. Dickweed connects with a nice short shot to Goodson's temple.
Goodson wants to get back to his feet.
Dickweed seems to be taking a bit of a break to think of his next move. He lands a short punch in the meantime.
Dickweed throwing shots but they're hitting the canvas more than the man.
Dickweed takes advantage of the dominant position to land a couple of big hammer fists.
The fighters are starting to get a bit slippery now, which will make submissions a bit more difficult.
Dickweed trying to pass the guard but Goodson defending well.
Goodson trying to control from the bottom.

Dickweed is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.
Dickweed working Goodson over with strikes.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goodson is looking to improve his position.
Dickweed missing with some ground and pound from the half guard.
Goodson is trying to defend against the ground and pound but Dickweed scores with a couple of nice shots.
Dickweed is nestled in close to Goodson, controlling him well. He's worked in a nice elbow to the side of the head as well, for good measure.
Dickweed wants to pass to mount but Goodson is defending the position.
Dickweed drops an elbow to the side of Goodson's head.
Dickweed looks to score some points with some ground and pound.
Goodson taking some punishment here, with Dickweed in his half guard.

Goodson is rocked!
Dickweed lands a massive shot from half guard that has rocked Goodson! More strikes land and this one is all over! Dickweed jumps to his feet and is applauded loudly by the crowd!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). John Dickweed!
Aaron Goodson was interviewed post fight and said 'You damn wrastlers...'.