PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Sergeant Dick (ranked 5603 p4p, 6453 weight class) and Brock Lesnar (ranked 223 p4p, 248 weight class). There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Dick
vs
Lesnar

220 cm
19
300
1 - 0 - 0

196 cm
19
285
0 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sergeant Dick!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of London, Brock Lesnar!
The judges for this bout are Steve Smith, Gregory Folan and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Lesnar darts in and lands a nice takedown into half guard.
We could do with one of the fighters taking the initiative a bit more on the ground - they're both waiting to capitalize on a mistake.
Neither fighter is being very active at the moment, with Lesnar in particular looking to stall.
Dick is trying to stand.

Lesnar is looking for a kimura but he's never going to get it from there.

Lesnar is working for a kimura but Dick is defending it quite comfortably.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Lesnar is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lesnar is looking for a kimura but Dick is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Lesnar to get the leverage.
Dick definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Lesnar is keen to just control but Dick is a slippery customer.
Lesnar is looking to advance position but Dick won't allow it.

Lesnar is looking for a kimura. It's going to be difficult to finish that from half guard though and Dick defends it well.
Lesnar is pressing down on Dick's thigh, looking to free his foot. Dick is holding on for now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are starting to boo a lack of action.

Lesnar is looking for a kimura but Dick is holding onto that half guard position, so it's hard for Lesnar to get the leverage.

Lesnar is trying a forearm choke… I don't think that's going to do much at this level of the game.

Lesnar is looking for a kimura here.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Dick tries to kick Lesnar off but Lesnar keeps his base steady and stays in half guard.
Dick is looking to control Lesnar's leg but it's slowly edging free. Can Dick avoid being mounted?
Lesnar has freed up his trapped foot and advances to mount.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick is trying desperately to improve position.
Dick is working hard here to advance position.
Lesnar trying to control but Dick is having none of it.
Dick trying desperately to get to his feet.

Lesnar wants to finish this one by submission but Dick is holding onto his waist, trying to prevent any attacks from Lesnar.
Lesnar unloads with some shots from mount but Dick bucks and avoids them well.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar trying to control but he's not successful this time.
Dick is trying to escape but when you're mounted that's not too easy.

Lesnar swings around for an armbar but it's a sloppy attempt and Dick is now in Lesnar's guard. A big mistake from Lesnar there, giving up the dominant position!

Lesnar looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.

Lesnar had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Dick defends it easily.
Boooooooooooooooooooo!!! God, this has been a terrible round. Come on you two, sort yourselves out!
Lesnar trying to control the position.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Brock Lesnar dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

A jab from Dick misses.
Lesnar shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. Dick defends it nicely.
Dick displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Lesnar.
Sergeant Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Lesnar moves away from the strike by Dick.
Lesnar tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Lesnar looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Dick stuffs the takedown.
Sergeant Dick has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Brock Lesnar.
Lesnar has a takedown stuffed.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Lesnar drops down and drives through with a powerful takedown into guard.
Dick keeping moving, preventing Lesnar from controlling successfully.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick tries to land a sweep but no joy.

Lesnar drops back looking for a leg! Dick is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Dick manages to kick Lesnar off! Lesnar jumps back into Dick's guard.
Dick wants to get back to his feet but Lesnar is in a dominant position and won't allow it.
Lesnar is taking a break and basically stalling. The referee will not allow him to do that for long.
Lesnar postures up in Dick's guard and throws a big left but Dick blocks it.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Dick wants to stand and escape but Lesnar is having none of it.

The referee has stepped in and called for a break in the action. We'll restart on the feet.
Dick misses with a straight left.
Dick throws a hook but Lesnar blocks it.
Lesnar defending well as Dick loads up on a big left hand.
Lesnar feints the counter takedown.
Dick looks to throw the jab but Lesnar is out of range.
Lesnar tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Dick missing with a left hand there. Lesnar was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Dick misses with a straight left.
Sergeant Dick is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
Dick throws a shot from downtown. Lesnar moves away and avoids it.
Dick throws a hook to the side of Lesnar's head but Lesnar sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Lesnar is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lesnar ducks under a wild hook from Dick.
Dick looks to throw the jab but Lesnar is out of range.
Lesnar with the counter takedown but Dick avoids it easily.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Dick throws a lazy right hand but Lesnar sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Lesnar feints the counter takedown.
Dick misses with a straight right.
Dick takes a punch to the jaw and another one to the bread basket.
Dick slaps away a takedown attempt from Lesnar, before circling back to the center of the mat.
Dick throws a big shot that misses.
Lesnar is definitely looking for the counter takedowns here.
Lesnar shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Dick throws a jab when Lesnar was well out of range.
Dick misses with a looping left.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Lesnar moved out of range.
Dick misses with a looping left.
Lesnar drops down looking to force a counter takedown but Dick defends it well.
Dick throws out a token jab with nothing on it.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Lesnar avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Lesnar looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
Dick tries to close the distance and clinch up but Lesnar swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Lesnar changes levels for a counter takedown but doesn't follow through with his attempt.
Lesnar blocks a jab.
Dick looks to land a right hand but Lesnar moved out of range.
Lesnar slips under a jab.
Dick lands with an overhand left.
Brock Lesnar is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The crowd thankful this round is nearly over.
Dick tries to close the distance and clinch but Lesnar swats him to one side with an open hand palm strike and circles away.
Lesnar staying out of range there.
Lesnar feints the counter takedown.
Dick throws a looping overhand right but Lesnar ducks down to avoid it.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Sergeant Dick dominated that second round.
That's time! Dick's corner gives him a slap on the ass as he gets ready to fight. This is the final round!

Dick throws a shot from downtown. Lesnar moves away and avoids it.
Lesnar tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Dick uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Lesnar.
Dick misses the jab.
Lesnar tries a counter takedown but it's more of a dummy move, and he uses it to push himself away.
Dick slips a jab from Lesnar.
Dick waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lesnar.
Lesnar ducks down and throws a hook to the body.
A clash of legs there as Dick blocks the low kick.
Dick scores with a nice strike.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lesnar connects with the punch.
Dick throws an off balance right hand
and Lesnar counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.

Lesnar shoots in for a takedown from distance. He catches Dick napping and manages to drive through into side control!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!

Lesnar thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Lesnar tries for a kimura. Not really close to a finish though.
Dick tries to buck Lesnar off but Lesnar is having none of it.

Lesnar wants to work for a kimura but he's foiled early by Dick, who protects the arm well.
Lesnar trying to control the action but Dick is working from the bottom.

Lesnar tries for a kimura but Dick is defending well.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A few boos can be heard. I'm sure they will multiply if the fighters don't pick up the pace.
Dick wants to control but Lesnar postures up.

Lesnar has hold of Dick's arm. He's looking for a kimura. Dick seems comfortable defending it but Lesnar has shifted his position slighty and is cranking on the arm! Dick is real pain and he's forced to tap out! Dick is disgusted with himself for not defending it better but Lesnar couldn't care less - he's delighted!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:34 of round 3, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Brock Lesnar!