PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Shu Fang Tzeng (ranked 2840 p4p, 6351 weight class) and Bernie Sanders (ranked 166 p4p, 264 weight class). Tzeng's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Mantra Chant. Sanders has chosen Shooter Gang as his entrance music. The fight MMA fans around the world have waited their entire lives for!

Tzeng
vs
Sanders

165 cm
39
127
27 - 10 - 0

150 cm
41
134
17 - 17 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
Brawler
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Counter fighter
Powerful

Northern Zombie
Shadow Realm Apparel

Stoner's Killer Apparel
Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 27 - 10 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Shu Fang Tzeng!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 17 - 17 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bernie Sanders!
The judges for this bout are Richard Clark, Donald Grub and James Atkins.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Tzeng drives through with a takedown into guard.

Tzeng drops back looking for a heel hook - he quickly realises he's not going to get it but Sanders manages to dive on top of him before he can escape and now Tzeng has Sanders in his guard.

Tzeng keeping moving, preventing Sanders from controlling successfully.
Sanders might have to switch it up a bit here because his efforts to control Tzeng haven't been going to plan, at least at the current moment in time.

Tzeng throwing his legs up looking for a triangle.
Tzeng looking to hit a scissor sweep but Sanders is one step ahead there.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Sanders stays in close to Tzeng's body and controls the position.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Tzeng is active off his back here, looking for submissions.
Sanders trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Tzeng wants to sweep here but Sanders controlling him for the moment.
Tzeng is working from a closed guard but he's struggling to control his opponent.

Tzeng had isolated an arm as going for a kimura. Sanders defends it easily.
Sanders with a nice head shot there.

Sanders throws a sloppy strike and Tzeng has hooked up an armbar on the loose arm! He's turned and extended fully! Sanders is forced to tap! Great BJJ from Tzeng!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Shu Fang Tzeng!
Our winner, Shu Fang Tzeng, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.
Bernie Sanders spoke after the fight, saying 'COME ON! FU@#$ ALL JUDGES!!! I WON!'.