PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Hobo Garrincha (ranked 444 p4p, 2839 weight class) and Murzol Gro Ulfimph (ranked 33 p4p, 158 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying Gro Ulfimph's choice of entrance music: Have a banana. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Garrincha
vs
Gro Ulfimph

170 cm
29
141
12 - 4 - 1

165 cm
41
137
37 - 24 - 4

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
Excellent MT
Heavy handed

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 12 - 4 - 1, fighting out of St Petersburg, Hobo Garrincha!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 24 - 4, fighting out of Amsterdam, Murzol Gro Ulfimph!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Saam Ante and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Gro Ulfimph misses with a left hand
letting Garrincha counter with a right hand.
Garrincha fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Gro Ulfimph manages to avoid it.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a jab, cross combination.
Gro Ulfimph uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Garrincha.
Gro Ulfimph fails to land with a series of punches.
Nice defenses there by Garrincha.
Garrincha went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Garrincha takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
Gro Ulfimph pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Gro Ulfimph moves to clinch but Garrincha breaks away
and Garrincha counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Gro Ulfimph with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Garrincha to score with a decent uppercut.
Garrincha throws the left hand but Gro Ulfimph avoids the punch easily.
Gro Ulfimph throws a body punch but Garrincha moves out of range.
Gro Ulfimph is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garrincha.
Gro Ulfimph darts in trying to clinch
and Garrincha counters with a left to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Sloppy strikes from Gro Ulfimph. Those never looked like landing.
Garrincha throwing a counter right hand but Gro Ulfimph manages to avoid it.
A head kick misses from Gro Ulfimph.
Garrincha throws the left hand but Gro Ulfimph avoids the punch easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Garrincha scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Garrincha changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Gro Ulfimph goes for a high kick. It partially lands.
Gro Ulfimph throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Garrincha looks to score with a jab to the body but Gro Ulfimph is just out of range.
Garrincha avoids the head kick by Gro Ulfimph.
Garrincha throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
A telegraphed right hand from Gro Ulfimph misses the target.
Garrincha looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
No joy there for Gro Ulfimph, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a hook.
Gro Ulfimph fails to land with a series of punches.
Jab, jab by Garrincha - just one landing.
Garrincha uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gro Ulfimph.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a looping right.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Garrincha stuns Gro Ulfimph with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
Gro Ulfimph jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Garrincha throws a lazy right hand but Gro Ulfimph sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Gro Ulfimph throws a hook to the side of Garrincha's head but Garrincha sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gro Ulfimph's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Garrincha connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Gro Ulfimph scrambles back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Garrincha avoids the head kick by Gro Ulfimph.
Garrincha cracks Gro Ulfimph with a right hand to the side of the head.
Garrincha swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Gro Ulfimph moves out of range as Garrincha strikes.
Gro Ulfimph tries to counter with a clinch but Garrincha shakes him off and moves away.
Garrincha uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Gro Ulfimph.
Garrincha was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a few strikes there.
Garrincha swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Gro Ulfimph throws a series of punches but Garrincha moves out of range.
Garrincha feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Gro Ulfimphs jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Gro Ulfimph misses with a wild body shot.
Garrincha misses with a hook.
Garrincha takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Garrincha staying out of range there.
Gro Ulfimph scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Garrincha throws a body punch but Gro Ulfimph moves out of range.
Garrincha with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
Garrincha throws a lazy right hand but Gro Ulfimph sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Garrincha steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Gro Ulfimph.
It looked like Garrincha wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Gro Ulfimph takes a swing at Garrincha's ribcage but misses.
A head kick misses from Gro Ulfimph.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Garrincha misses the jab.
Gro Ulfimph throws a right hand that misses
and Garrincha counters with a right hand to the body.
An inside leg kick from Garrincha misses.
Gro Ulfimph keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Garrincha.
That kick from Garrincha tenderised Gro Ulfimph's leg. Gro Ulfimph is trying to keep his angry face on.
Gro Ulfimph takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Gro Ulfimph is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Garrincha.
Garrincha throws a big counter combination but Gro Ulfimph scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Gro Ulfimph waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Garrincha.
Gro Ulfimph goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
Garrincha scores with a crisp jab that stopped Gro Ulfimph in his tracks.
Gro Ulfimph smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Gro Ulfimph lands with a right hand.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Gro Ulfimph takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a body shot.
Gro Ulfimph fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Garrincha manages to avoid it.
Garrincha gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Garrincha takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Gro Ulfimph throws a sloppy head kick and Garrincha moves out of range easily.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a wild body shot.
Garrincha misses with a straight right.
Gro Ulfimph throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
Gro Ulfimph scores with a shot to the body.
Gro Ulfimph throws a sloppy head kick
and Garrincha makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Garrincha digs a good hook to Gro Ulfimph's body.
Gro Ulfimph ducks under a wild hook from Garrincha.
Gro Ulfimph throws a body kick that misses
and Garrincha connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gro Ulfimph takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
Gro Ulfimph misses with the combination.
Gro Ulfimph ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Gro Ulfimph throws a hook but Garrincha blocks it.
Garrincha scores with a sloppy right hand. Gro Ulfimph should have avoided that one.
Garrincha's hands are dropping dangerously low here and Gro Ulfimph connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Garrincha scrambles back to his feet.
Garrincha moves out of range as Gro Ulfimph strikes.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Murzol Gro Ulfimph will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!

Garrincha throws a jab but it's blocked by Gro Ulfimph.
Garrincha moves out of range of the body kick.
Garrincha uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Gro Ulfimph.
Gro Ulfimph throws a body kick that misses
enabling Garrincha to counter with a crisp jab.
Garrincha moves into range and throws a lovely three punch combination.
Murzol Gro Ulfimph is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Gro Ulfimph tries to clinch but Garrincha is having none of it.
Gro Ulfimph looks to land a left hand but Garrincha moved out of range nicely.
Murzol Gro Ulfimph seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Gro Ulfimph lands a jab-cross combination.
Gro Ulfimph takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Garrincha.
An attempted straight right counter from Garrincha misses the target.
Murzol Gro Ulfimph seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Gro Ulfimph throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Garrincha scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Gro Ulfimph moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
Gro Ulfimph throws a head kick but Garrincha moves out of range.
A slow jab from Gro Ulfimph misses its intended target.
Garrincha went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Gro Ulfimph throws a lazy uppercut
and Garrincha counters with an inside leg kick.
No joy there for Gro Ulfimph, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Gro Ulfimph takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Garrincha misses with a straight left.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Gro Ulfimph tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Gro Ulfimph swings for the body but Garrincha moves out of range.
Nice uppercut lands for Garrincha. That snapped Gro Ulfimph's head back.
Garrincha throws a hook to the side of Gro Ulfimph's head but Gro Ulfimph sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Gro Ulfimph getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Garrincha throws a hook to the side of Gro Ulfimph's head but Gro Ulfimph sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Garrincha works the jab nicely.
Gro Ulfimph takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Garrincha uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Gro Ulfimph tries a head kick but it misses.
Garrincha loads up on a big right hand but Gro Ulfimph slips the punch.
The fighters circling - Gro Ulfimph throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Gro Ulfimph throws a leg kick that is checked
and Garrincha counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Garrincha scores with a jab. Gro Ulfimph acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Garrincha throws a hook but Gro Ulfimph blocks it.
Left hook, right uppercut from Gro Ulfimph.
Garrincha connects with a nice looking jab.
Gro Ulfimph has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Garrincha with a hook.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Gro Ulfimph misses with a left hand
and Garrincha connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Gro Ulfimph drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.

Gro Ulfimph is rocked!
Garrincha scores with a hook.
Gro Ulfimph is still on wobbly legs! Can Garrincha finish him?
Garrincha drops Gro Ulfimph with a straight left! Oh this is bad for Gro Ulfimph! Garrincha dives in and starts dropping bombs - the referee has no choice but to step in and save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:17 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Hobo Garrincha!
Hobo Garrincha decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.