PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Dude Kafka (ranked 2235 p4p, 2819 weight class) and Thug Nasty (ranked 258 p4p, 313 weight class). Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Kafka
vs
Nasty

208 cm
27
274
3 - 0 - 0

197 cm
25
270
2 - 0 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Dude Kafka!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Thug Nasty!
The judges for this bout are Chris Saunders, Ryoma Takatsuka and Micheangelo Fripello.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Nasty throws a loose over hand right and dives in with a double leg takedown. Kafka tries to sprawl but it's too late and the fighters hit the mat. Nasty is in Kafka's guard.
Nasty has been taking part in the yoga sessions down at Stormcrow Centre. Presumably he's going to look for a slick submission... Or maybe he's looking to avoid one.
Nasty is working the ground and pound from guard. He might want to try advancing position though to get more of an impact.
Kafka trying to control the position.
Nasty landing with the ground and pound.
Kafka knows he needs to get back to his feet asap. He's simply no match for Nasty on the ground.
Nasty is sitting in guard, working some ground and pound.
Kafka is trying to stand up but he's not managed so far.
Nasty content to stall in guard here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Nasty pushing down on Kafka's thigh, trying to pass to half guard. He's managed it... Nice work.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Nasty looks to score some points with some ground and pound.

It looks like Dude Kafka has been cut.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
Nasty scores with a couple of good hammerfists.
Nasty drops an elbow to the side of Kafka's head.
Nasty seems content to maintain position for now, rather than mounting any offense.
Nasty drops an elbow to the side of Kafka's head.

Dude Kafka's cut is getting worse.
Kafka is trying to maintain the position but Nasty is very close to passing his half guard.
Kafka taking some punishment here, with Nasty in his half guard.
Nasty scoring with strikes to the body and head.

Dude Kafka's cut is bleeding quite badly. He's got to try and protect it.
Kafka definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Nasty looks over to his corner - he wants some instructions but his corner are not responding.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nasty moves nicely into side control.
Nasty is chipping away with strikes.

Jeez, Dude Kafka's cut is really nasty now. The referee must be thinking about getting that checked.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Dude Kafka's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:40 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Thug Nasty!