PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Beau Abner (ranked 192 p4p, 490 weight class) and Silent Bob (ranked 12 p4p, 24 weight class). Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Abner
vs
Bob

194 cm
31
265
24 - 9 - 0

184 cm
36
199
28 - 13 - 1

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Granite chin

New Standard
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Beau Abner!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Silent Bob!
The judges for this bout are William Peck, Ian Loll and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bob digs a good hook to Abner's body.
Abner slips a jab from Bob.
Bob lands with a nice body punch.
Bob dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
A good leg kick by Bob.
Abner on the receiving end of a decent leg kick there by Bob. Bob obviously looking to wear him down.
Abner throws a sloppy body shot
and Bob counters with a nice kick to the body.
A jab from Bob misses.
A clash of legs there as Abner blocks the low kick.

Bob drives through and clinches with Abner against the cage.
A right hand to the body from Abner.
Abner misses with a hook to the ribs.
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Abner creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Bob doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Abner leaning against his opponent.
Bob blocks a body shot from Abner.
Abner lands a body shot.
Bob is stalling here.
Abner blocking some punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Abner tries to work over Bob's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Abner throws a punch but it's blocked by Bob.
Bob lands a right hand that snaps the head of Abner backwards.
Abner misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Abner tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bob works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Abner makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Abner tries to throw a body punch but Bob avoids it by throwing Abner back against the cage.
Abner misses with a body punch.
Abner tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Bob's elbow.
Abner lands with a short shot to the head.
Bob lands with a short shot to the head.

Bob successfully pulls guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

Bob is throwing his legs up, looking for submissions. Abner is aware though and is defending well.
Bob is trying to keep Abner in close.
Bob wants to control here, rather than go for any submissions from the bottom. At least for now.
Abner is just sitting in guard, looking to avoid any submissions.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Abner missing there with some ground and pound from the guard.
Abner is stalling in the full guard.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Bob is looking for a triangle but Abner pushes his legs off easily.
Abner working some ground and pound from guard but it's not doing any damage.
Bob preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!

Bob looking for submissions from the bottom here. Moving his hips around, possibly looking for an armbar.
Bob keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bob preventing the ground and pound from doing any damage.
Bob keeping moving, preventing Abner from controlling successfully.
Abner is looking to work some ground and pound but Bob has wrist control.
Abner trying to control the position from guard on top but Bob is wriggling around, looking for whatever he can.

Abner is posturing up here but Bob has hold of an arm and he's gone for an armbar! Abner tries to roll out but it's too tight and Abner has to tap! Slick submission there by Bob!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:51 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Armbar). Silent Bob!
After winning the bout, Silent Bob thanked all his fans and promised he'd do even better in his next fight. The crowd seemed to love his humility.