PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Kurt Zweihander (ranked 1323 p4p, 1766 weight class) and Callum Adams (ranked 159 p4p, 214 weight class). Adams comes into a darkened arena with his song building. No Noncesense kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Kurt Zweihander has a significant reach advantage - let's see if he can make it count.

Zweihander
vs
Adams

219 cm
24
265
10 - 5 - 0

200 cm
23
270
9 - 5 - 0

Good wrestling
World class MT
Cardio machine

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing
Paddy's Enhancing Drugs (160Q)

Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Kurt Zweihander!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 9 - 5 - 0, fighting out of London, Callum Adams!
The judges for this bout are Timothy Bukovac, Jack Bonds and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Zweihander misses with a left hand
and Adams counters with a straight right hand.
Adams swings widly with a right hand
and Zweihander counters with a left to the body.
Zweihander fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Adams manages to avoid it.
A solid leg kick lands there for Adams.
Zweihander misses with a left hand
and Adams counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Kurt Zweihander has been cut.
Zweihander jabbing away but nothing is landing.
A looping hook to the body misses from Adams. Zweihander does a little dance to reset his feet.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Adams looks to land a left hand but Zweihander moved out of range nicely.
Zweihander throws a leg kick that is checked
and Adams counters with a low kick, right behind Zweihander 's knee.
Zweihander looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Adams misses with a right hand
and Zweihander cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.

It looks like Callum Adams has been cut.
Zweihander avoids a kick to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Zweihander misses with a straight left.
Adams staying out of range there.
Adams throws a head kick but Zweihander moves out of range.
Adams looks to land a left hand but Zweihander moved out of range nicely.
Zweihander moves out of range of the strikes.
Zweihander throwing a counter right hand but Adams manages to avoid it.
A nice leg kick lands there from Adams.
A jab from Adams does it's job there.
Zweihander takes a swing at Adams's ribcage but misses.
Adams steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Zweihander.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Zweihander looks to throw the jab but Adams is out of range.
Adams lands a nice leg kick that just misses Zweihander's sensitive parts.
Zweihander scores with a body shot.
Adams misses with a left hand
and Zweihander cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Zweihander dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Zweihander looks to land a combination but Adams avoids it well.
It seemed like Adams was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Zweihander lands a head shot.
Adams throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Zweihander throws a hook but Adams avoids it easily.

Zweihander lands a big head kick that sends Adams tumbling to the mat! Zweihander takes a step backwards and waves Adams back to his feet - he wants the finish!

That has opened up Callum Adams's cut even more.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Zweihander scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.

Zweihander sends Adams crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Zweihander is motioning to the referee to let Adams up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!

Adams is rocked!

The cut above Callum Adams's eye is starting to cause him problems now.
Zweihander measures up his opponent and throws a superman punch that connects to the jaw! Down goes Adams! The ref steps in, and that's the ball game folks!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:23 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Superman Punch). Kurt Zweihander!
Kurt Zweihander decided to thank the fans in attendance for making a great atmosphere. It seemed to go down pretty well.