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Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Randy Macho Man (ranked 6354 p4p, 4983 weight class) and Mike Hammer (ranked 512 p4p, 471 weight class). These two fighters really are very evenly matched on the feet - it will be fascinating to see who can assert themselves in that aspect of the fight.
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BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Insanely flexible |
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Excellent boxer
Good gas tank |
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Randy Macho Man!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 2 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mike Hammer!
The judges for this bout are Matti Vanhoillinen, Tarja Halkonen and Ben Zyskovitsi.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Hammer pivots, looking for a leg kick but Macho Man is out of range and Hammer settles back down.
Macho Man slips a jab from Hammer.
Macho Man looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Hammer goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Hammer tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Macho Man slips under a jab from Hammer.
Macho Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
A looping hook to the body misses from Hammer. Macho Man does a little dance to reset his feet.
Macho Man throws a jab when Hammer was well out of range.
Nice jab there from Hammer.
Hammer misses with an uppercut. Macho Man saw that one coming.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammer looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Hammer connects with a nice looking jab.
Hammer lands a jab to Macho Man's midsection.
Macho Man slips under a jab from Hammer.
Macho Man blocks a jab.
Hammer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Macho Man on the side of the head.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer misses with a hook.
Macho Man tries to clinch there but Hammer circles away.
Hammer scores with a nice strike.
Hammer fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Macho Man has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Hammer throws a lazy uppercut
and Macho Man counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Hammer wants to slow Macho Man down by chopping away at his legs.
Hammer throws a right hand that Macho Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Macho Man also avoids with ease.
Macho Man takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Macho Man lands a jab.
Hammer misses with a straight right.
Hammer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Macho Man doesn't seem bothered though.
Hammer throws a lazy right hand but Macho Man sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Sloppy strikes from Hammer. Those never looked like landing.
Hammer swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Macho Man.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Macho Man uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hammer.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Hammer takes a swing at Macho Man's ribcage but misses.
Macho Man staying out of range there.
Hammer connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Macho Man momentarily.
Hammer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Macho Man moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Macho Man avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Macho Man's corner calls for a 1-2. Macho Man obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Hammer misses with a looping right.
As Hammer tries to get set, Macho Man tries to push him back and clinch up but Hammer manages to avoid the attempt.
A swing and a miss from Hammer.
Hammer scores with a sloppy right hand. Macho Man should have avoided that one.
Macho Man moves away from the strike by Hammer.
As Hammer tries to get set, Macho Man tries to push him back and clinch up but Hammer manages to avoid the attempt.
Hammer throws a front kick that sends Macho Man stumbling back into the cage.
Hammer takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Macho Man steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Hammer.
Macho Man appears to be looking for a big counter.
Hammer misses with a hook.
Macho Man tries to counter by clinching up but Hammer breaks away and moves out of range.
Hammer scores with a decent looking hook.
Hammer throws a hook but Macho Man avoids it easily.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Decent striking displayed by Hammer there.
Hammer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Macho Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Macho Man tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Hammer manages to circle out of the way.
Hammer throws out a loose jab but Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hammer connects with a looping right hand.
A head kick misses from Hammer.
Hammer is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Macho Man had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Hammer misses with a looping left.
Hammer throws a big shot that misses.
Hammer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Macho Man moves away.
Mike Hammer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The fighters circling - Macho Man throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Hammer throws out a counter right but Macho Man avoids it with no problem.
Macho Man checks a leg kick.
Macho Man blocks a jab.
Hammer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hammer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
Hammer with a nice cross.
Hammer throws a looping overhand right but Macho Man ducks down to avoid it.
Macho Man tries to counter by clinching up but Hammer breaks away and moves out of range.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer throws a hook to the side of Macho Man's head but Macho Man sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
It looked like Macho Man wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Macho Man keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Hammer misses with a low kick.
Macho Man tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Hammer manages to circle out of the way.
Macho Man throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Hammer looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Hammer misses with a straight right.
Macho Man is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hammer.
Hammer throws a looping overhand right but Macho Man ducks down to avoid it.
Macho Man fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Hammer on the side of the head.
Hammer looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Macho Man misses with a hook. Hammer ducked under it nicely.
Macho Man lands a big uppercut and Hammer crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Hammer looks OK. Macho Man waves Hammer back to his feet!
It looks like Mike Hammer has been cut.
Hammer misses the shot to the body.
Hammer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Macho Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Macho Man is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hammer.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Macho Man walks into a straight right hand from Hammer.
Hammer looks to land a right hand but Macho Man moved out of range.
Macho Man throws a hook but Hammer avoids it easily.
Hammer will need to close the distance a bit before he attacks - that leg kick was thrown from too far away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Hammer dominated that round.
The cut man is working on Mike Hammer's cut.
OK. That's time! The bell goes and we're back to the action.
Hammer throws a right hand that Macho Man ducks under and follows up with a left that Macho Man also avoids with ease.
Macho Man staying out of range there.
Hammer loads up on a big right hand but Macho Man slips the punch.
Mike Hammer seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Hammer tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Macho Man was well out of range. Poor timing from Hammer.
No joy there for Hammer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Good exchange - Macho Man coming out on top.
Macho Man clinches up against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from Macho Man fails to land.
Hammer tries to circle away but Macho Man has him pinned against the cage.
Macho Man scores with a shot to the side of Hammer's head.
Hammer is trying to break the clinch but Macho Man is controlling him.
Macho Man decides to pull guard.
Hammer has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Macho Man is working an open guard so Hammer takes the opportunity to get back to his feet.
Hammer throws an overhand right that lands on Macho Man's shoulder, as Macho Man tries to avoid the shot.
Nice straight punches there by Hammer. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of Hammer.
Hammer tries to land a leg kick but Macho Man saw it coming and moves away.
Macho Man is looking to counter the offense by Hammer and move into the clinch.
Hammer steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Macho Man.
Macho Man is really head hunting here, hardly looking to strike to the body at all.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer is looking to clinch.
As Hammer tries to get set, Macho Man tries to push him back and clinch up but Hammer manages to avoid the attempt.
Hammer throws a combination but it was largely blocked by Macho Man.
Hammer connects with a crisp jab.
Hammer throws a big shot that misses.
Macho Man is looking to counter the offense by Hammer and move into the clinch.
Hammer throws a shot from downtown. Macho Man moves away and avoids it.
Macho Man tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Hammer manages to circle out of the way.
Hammer fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Macho Man is out of range.
Hammer throws a hook but Macho Man blocks it.
Hammer misses with a jab, cross combination.
A big left from Macho Man misses.
Hammer getting the better of the striking in that exchange.
A jab from Hammer misses.
Macho Man misses with a hook.
Hammer throws a leg kick which misses Macho Man's front leg but catches the back leg as Macho Man tries to avoid it.
A swing and a miss from Hammer.
Macho Man blocks a jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Hammer throws a big shot that misses.
Macho Man displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Hammer throws out the jab.
Macho Man tries to counter by moving into the clinch but Hammer manages to circle out of the way.
Hammer lands with a right hand.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Macho Man misses with a looping left.
Hammer ducks under a wild hook from Macho Man.
Macho Man avoids a punch combination nicely.
Macho Man takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
Nice defenses there by Macho Man.
Hammer looks to land a left hand but Macho Man moved out of range nicely.
Hammer is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Macho Man.
Hammer misses the jab.
Macho Man ducks under a wild hook from Hammer.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Macho Man sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Hammer shoots in for a takedown but Macho Man shows good takedown defense.
Hammer misses with a hook.
Macho Man was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Macho Man keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Hammer.
As Hammer tries to get set, Macho Man tries to push him back and clinch up but Hammer manages to avoid the attempt.
Macho Man throws a hook to the side of Hammer's head but Hammer sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Macho Man swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
A swing and a miss from Macho Man.
Hammer moves into range and clinches up with Macho Man.
Macho Man taking a breather.
Macho Man lands a right hand.
A frustrated look appears on Hammer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Macho Man is trying to pull guard but being pressed up against the cage enables Hammer to keep the fight standing.
Macho Man tries to jump guard but he falls flat on his backside. Hammer smiles and moves away.
Hammer swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Hammer connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Hammer throws a hook to the side of Macho Man's head but Macho Man sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Hammer lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Macho Man takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Hammer fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Hammer tries to close the distance and clinch up but Macho Man swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Nice uppercut there from Hammer.
Hammer misses with a looping right.
Both fighters circling a little - Hammer finishes the exchange with a kick to the body.
Hammer looks to land a left hand but Macho Man moved out of range nicely.
Macho Man seemed to be looking to counter by closing the distance.
Macho Man slips a straight right by Hammer.
Macho Man is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hammer.
Hammer lands a nice leg kick that just misses Macho Man's sensitive parts.
Macho Man gets a clinch.
Hammer tries to circle away but Macho Man has him pinned against the cage.
Macho Man keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Hammer's efforts to push away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Mike Hammer showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The cut man is working on Mike Hammer's cut.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! Ladies and gentlemen, this is the final round!
Hammer scores with a jab.
Macho Man slips under a jab from Hammer.
Macho Man looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Macho Man staying out of range there.
Macho Man uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Hammer.
Hammer misses the jab.
Macho Man moves out of range as Hammer strikes.
As Hammer tries to get set, Macho Man tries to push him back and clinch up but Hammer manages to avoid the attempt.
Hammer misses with a left hand
and Macho Man counters by moving into the clinch.
A frustrated look appears on Hammer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hammer is trying to push Macho Man away but Macho Man has him pressed against the cage, so he's going nowhere.
Macho Man misses with a short punch on the inside.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Hammer is looking to break free of the clinch but Macho Man has double underhooks.
Hammer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Hammer tries to break free but Macho Man pushes him back against the cage.
A frustrated look appears on Hammer's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Hammer blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Macho Man misses with a punch on the inside.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Hammer fails to pull guard.
Macho Man manages to break the clinch.
Hammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Macho Man is just out of range.
Macho Man is trying to close the distance and clinch up, after that failed offence from Hammer.
Macho Man moves into the clinch.
Hammer's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Macho Man is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Hammer.
Hammer throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
Hammer closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Hammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Macho Man is just out of range.
A punch lands to the side of Macho Man 's head but he takes it in his stride.
Macho Man drops his hands momentarily and Hammer takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Hammer.
Macho Man was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Macho Man sends Hammer crashing to the mat with a devastating uppercut! Macho Man is motioning to the referee to let Hammer up. He wants to try and finish this one on the feet!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Macho Man takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Hammer stooping low to avoid any incoming strikes and then lunges in with an uppercut come cross that lands flush.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Macho Man uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Hammer.
Hammer misses with a few strikes there.
Hammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Macho Man is just out of range.
Macho Man takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
Macho Man slips a jab from Hammer.
Macho Man blocks a low kick nicely.
A jab from Macho Man misses.
Randy Macho Man has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Hammer throws out a loose jab but Macho Man uses good head movement to avoid it.
Hammer connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Macho Man's hands.
A decent looking cross lands there for Macho Man.
Hammer looks to throw the jab but Macho Man is out of range.
Hammer connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Macho Man moves out of range of the strikes.
Hammer shoots in looking for a takedown but Macho Man manages to keep the fight standing, pushing Hammer's face into the canvas for good measure before circling away.
Hammer swings widly with a right hand
and Macho Man counters with a nice right hand that sends Hammer toppling to the canvas! Hammer scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Macho Man finish him?!
Hammer is rocked!
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Hammer slips a straight right by Macho Man.
Hammer is still on wobbly legs! Can Macho Man finish him?
Hammer scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Macho Man doesn't seem bothered though.
Hammer seems to have recovered his senses.
A telegraphed right hand from Macho Man misses the target.
Hammer thows a left - swing and a miss!
Hammer misses with a hook
and Macho Man counters with a beautiful right hand that knocks Hammer out cold! What a finish! Macho Man is going crazy, running around the mat, summersaulting off the corner posts and screaming into the cameras. Something tells me he's pretty happy!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 3, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Randy Macho Man!
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