PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Professor Dickweed (ranked 22425 p4p, 23074 weight class) and Jumba Jookiba (ranked 267 p4p, 255 weight class). Professor Dickweed had a look across the cage there at his opponent. He definitely means business

Dickweed
vs
Jookiba

175 cm
48
225
11 - 1 - 0

225 cm
32
265
10 - 36 - 0

Good wrestling
Basic striking
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Basic striking
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 11 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Professor Dickweed!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 10 - 36 - 0, fighting out of London, Jumba Jookiba!
The judges for this bout are Russell Pearce, Franklyn Lucas and Lou da Vinci.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Nice sprawl there from Dickweed as Jookiba shoots in.
Jookiba fails with the takedown

and Dickweed holds on and brings the fighters into a clinch.
Dickweed content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jookiba throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Dickweed blocks it with crossed arms.
Jookiba wants a takedown but no success here.
Professor Dickweed has stuffed three takedown attempts in the round now. That's going to take a lot out of Jumba Jookiba.

Dickweed turns his hips and lands a very nice judo throw into side control!

Jookiba sneaks out the side door and pushes Dickweed away - he's back to his feet. The crowd show their appreciation for the escape.
Jookiba fails with the takedown.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Jookiba tries to clinch there but Dickweed circles away.
Dickweed is looking to counter the offense by Jookiba and move into the clinch.

Dickweed drives through with a takedown into guard.
Dickweed is pushing down on Jookiba's leg trying to pass to half guard. Jookiba is fighting to maintain full guard but Dickweed has managed to sneak the leg through.
Jookiba is looking to improve his position.
Dickweed content to control rather than advance.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jookiba is trying to control but can't.
Dickweed trying to control the pace.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.

Dickweed is working for a submission of some sort.
Jookiba really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Dickweed. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
Dickweed slows the pace down in half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
A lull in the action here being met with boos from the crowd.

Dickweed is sneakily working for an arm triangle but Jookiba sees it coming and defends easily.
Jookiba wants to get back to his feet.
Jookiba is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

Dickweed seems like he's working for an arm triangle here. He's freed his trapped foot and he's rotating nicely. Jookiba is in big trouble! He's tapping out! This one is aaaaaaaaaaaall over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Arm Triangle). Professor Dickweed!
Professor Dickweed thanked the fans post fight for their support.