PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Jaro Lalla (ranked 2311 p4p, 1124 weight class) and Charlie River (ranked 140 p4p, 73 weight class). Lalla comes to the cage accompanied by ЛЮБИ. River has chosen Waylon Jennings - I've Always Been Crazy as his entrance music. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Lalla
vs
River

175 cm
41
118
28 - 34 - 2

170 cm
31
143
29 - 18 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
Counter fighter
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 28 - 34 - 2, fighting out of London, Jaro Lalla!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 29 - 18 - 1, fighting out of New York, Charlie River!
The judges for this bout are Darius Henderson, Francis DeMontford and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
River fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Lalla manages to avoid it.
As River backs away, Lalla returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
River misses with a straight right.
River lands a really nice looking cross but Lalla seems unphased.

It looks like Jaro Lalla has been cut.
Lalla takes a nice looking leg kick right on the meat of his thigh there.
Lalla ducks under a wild hook from River.
River looks to score with a jab to the body but Lalla is just out of range.
River throws a body punch but Lalla moves out of range.
Lalla appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Lalla keeping at a good range here, avoiding a leg kick.
River waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Lalla.
Lalla feinted there with a counter leg kick.
Lalla shoots in looking for a double leg takedown. River defends it nicely.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Lalla checks a leg kick nicely.
Lalla looked to counter that last move with a leg kick but didn't pull the trigger.
River misses with a head kick.
Lalla appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.

River cracks Lalla with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. River has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Lalla to stand back up!

Lalla is rocked!
River moves in close and cracks Lalla with a massive right hand! Lalla, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by River!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:44 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Charlie River!
A very excited looking Charlie River made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Jaro Lalla stepped up to the mic, saying '$#%@@@!!! SHIT!!!!! FUC@#$ YOU ALL!@#$#@@'.