PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight kickboxing rules bout between Mauler Darkangelo The Fifth (ranked 3464 p4p, 2484 weight class) and Luka Doncic (ranked 169 p4p, 121 weight class). Doncic comes into a darkened arena with his song building. David Hasselhoff - Du kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Darkangelo The Fifth
vs
Doncic

195 cm
20
283
4 - 2 - 0

200 cm
30
290
12 - 3 - 0

Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

Excellent MT
Powerful

Conquer

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 4 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Mauler Darkangelo The Fifth!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 12 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Luka Doncic!
The judges for this bout are Sosuke Kotani, Shirou Masuda and Shigeki Sano.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Darkangelo The Fifth keeps his opponent at a distance with a nice jab.

It looks like Luka Doncic has been cut.
Doncic swings away with a body shot that misses
and Darkangelo The Fifth counters with a stiff right hand.
Darkangelo The Fifth looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
Doncic on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Doncic blocks a jab.
Doncic throws a shot from downtown. Darkangelo The Fifth moves away and avoids it.
Darkangelo The Fifth throwing a counter right hand but Doncic manages to avoid it.
Darkangelo The Fifth throws an overhand right that lands on Doncic's shoulder, as Doncic tries to avoid the shot.
Darkangelo The Fifth throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Doncic doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.

Darkangelo The Fifth connects with a beautiful left hand that drops Doncic onto his butt! Doncic bounces straight back up though - he's OK. After the ref checks him out, we're back to the action.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Doncic lands a jab to Darkangelo The Fifth's midsection.
Doncic lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Darkangelo The Fifth throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice body punch from Doncic.
Doncic just misses with a punch to the body.
Doncic staying out of range there.
Darkangelo The Fifth takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.

Darkangelo The Fifth catches his opponent with a big hook that sends him to the canvas! Doncic stumbles back to his feet but will the referee allow it to continue? Doncic walks forwards and this one will be allowed to continue! Come on!

Doncic is rocked!
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Doncic tries to get into range but Darkangelo The Fifth steps to the side and lands a beautiful hook that drops Doncic! He's faceplanted into the mat, ass in the air... he's out cold! That's an image he won't want to show his grandkids when he gets older! Darkangelo The Fifth scores the big KO victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mauler Darkangelo The Fifth!
A victorious Mauler Darkangelo The Fifth thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.
In defeat, Luka Doncic stepped up to the mic, saying 'Luka is sad because he nein won. Luka go to die dressing room now and listen to die muzyka David Hosselhaff, ja?'.