PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Anti Happy (ranked 1115 p4p, 2385 weight class) and Mono Loco (ranked 104 p4p, 194 weight class). Happy comes to the cage accompanied by Bvana iz lagune & Mikri Maus - AntiHepi. Both these guys have really solid chins. Will we see a standup war or will they both decide that a knockout is unlikely and try to win the fight elsewhere?

Happy
vs
Loco

172 cm
35
158
19 - 26 - 0

168 cm
44
152
31 - 39 - 0

Great wrestler
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Brawler
Solid chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 26 - 0, fighting out of Los Angeles, Anti Happy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 31 - 39 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Mono Loco!
The judges for this bout are Elvis Blanc, Robert Douchet and Trevor Gratis.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Happy shoots in and gets a takedown into Loco's guard.
Happy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Loco swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Our spies down at at Beating a Dead Horse to Death Again inform us that Loco has really been working on his submissions in the buildup to this fight. Will it pay off?
Happy looking to control the position here, rather than advance.
Happy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Loco swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Happy stopping the sweep attempt from Loco.
Loco trying to control the position.

Loco working for a triangle but Happy defends it easily.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Loco keeping moving, preventing Happy from controlling successfully.
Happy controlling from the guard. I say controlling but really, he's stalling.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Happy stands up and looks to throw the legs aside to pass to side control. Loco swivels though and keeps the full guard.
Loco looking to hit a scissor sweep but Happy is one step ahead there.
Happy passes easily into side control. Nice work.
Happy takes a little break here. Loco wants to take advantage but he is being controlled well.
Loco is not content to let Happy control the position.
Happy is pausing for a moment. What's he doing? It looks like he's clearing his nose. Oh dude! He's shot a load of snot all down Loco's shoulder. That is not cool.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
My god... these two guys really need to pick up the pace or everyone will leave to go get a beer.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Loco tries to slip a leg under to move to half guard but Happy presses down on the leg and jumps into full mount!

Happy looking for an armbar but decides to keep the dominant position instead.
Loco manages to regain half guard. Good work.
Happy wants to control but Loco is keeping him busy.
Happy prevents Loco from improving his position.
We've been hearing that Happy has been drilling a lot of ground and pound in training, so let's see if he get the finish.

Loco looking for submissions off his back.

Happy is thinking about going for an arm triangle but he can't free his leg.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Loco wants to control but Happy is keeping busy and won't allow it.

Loco actively working from the bottom here.

Happy is working for a submission here. He's got hold of the far side arm and he's looking for a kimura. He's cranking on the arm and he's got it! Loco is tapping out! Ouch, that looked like it hurt!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Anti Happy!
A victorious Anti Happy thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.