PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Bill Cosby (ranked 681 p4p, 1718 weight class) and Finn The Human (ranked 104 p4p, 273 weight class). The Human has chosen Adventure Time as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Cosby
vs
The Human

185 cm
40
199
23 - 5 - 0

175 cm
44
135
37 - 13 - 2

Great wrestler
World class MT
KO power

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 5 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Bill Cosby!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 37 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
The judges for this bout are Paul Aken, Patrick Alders and Daniel Blasius.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Cosby waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Human.
Cosby walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. The Human checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Nice defenses there by The Human.
Cosby looks to score with a jab to the body but The Human is just out of range.
The Human avoids the body shot from Cosby.
The Human moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
The Human misses with a looping left.
The Human lands a slapping body shot.
The Human has been spending a lot of time sparring his boxing in the run up to the fight, trying to sharpen up those hands and look for a knockout.
Cosby tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but The Human paws at him with a jab and circles away.
The Human throws a quick inside leg kick.
Good leg kick by The Human.
The Human tests Cosby's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Cosby moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cosby misses with a lunging right hand
and The Human makes him pay by landing a thudding low kick.
Cosby takes a shot right to the bread basket.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cosby staying out of range there.
The Human lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Cosby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Human.
Cosby jabs at The Human's body.
Cosby has been talking about how he's improved his wrestling in the run up to the fight so let's see if that's enough to sway the balance.

Cosby takes the fight into the clinch.
The Human lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cosby backwards.
The Human is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human tries a body shot but Cosby blocks it.
The Human wants to break the clinch but can't.
The Human lands with a left to the head.
The Human tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Cosby softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
A head punch on the inside from The Human fails to land.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Cosby.
The Human goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cosby lands a body punch.
Cosby misses with a hook from the clinch.
The Human lands with a light punch inside.

The Human breaks the clinch.
Cosby gets cracked there but stands up to it.
Cosby throws a low kick, looking for The Human's leg but The Human calmly moves out of range.
The Human lets loose with a powerful body kick. Cosby will feel that in the morning.

Cosby has managed to clinch.
The Human misses with the head strike.
The Human throws a punch but it's blocked by Cosby.
The Human blocks a punch to the side of the head.
The Human looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

The Human pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Nice defenses there by The Human.
Cosby waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Human.
Cosby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Nice jab there from The Human.
A low kick lands for The Human.
Good leg kick by The Human.
Cosby slips a jab from The Human.
Cosby throws a right hand that misses
and The Human cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Cosby looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
The Human scores with a jab. Cosby acknowledges it with a nod of the head.
The Human throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The Human drops his hands momentarily and Cosby takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
The Human throws a sloppy head kick and Cosby moves out of range easily.
That kick from The Human tenderised Cosby's leg. Cosby is trying to keep his angry face on.
Cosby tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
Nice shot by Cosby.
Cosby ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Human moves away.
Cosby on the wrong end of a kick to the body.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cosby has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from Cosby there as he acknowledges the shot.
The Human displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cosby throws out the jab.
The Human lands the left hand.
An inside leg kick lands from The Human.
The Human blocks a jab.
A cross from The Human lands.
The Human takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
The Human fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cosby has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Cosby throws an off balance right hand
and The Human counters with a stiff right hand.
Cosby throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Human sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cosby throws the left hand but The Human avoids the punch easily.
The Human looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Cosby swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Cosby has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Human.
The Human fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and Cosby has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
The Human turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
The Human scores with a hook to the body. Cosby takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Cosby misses with a hook. The Human ducked under it nicely.
Cosby missing with a left hand there. The Human was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
The Human delivers a nice body kick.
Cosby jabbing away but nothing is landing.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jab, jab by The Human - just one landing.
Cosby misses with an uppercut. The Human saw that one coming.
Cosby throws a hook but The Human blocks it.
Cosby is breathing heavily.
A big right from Cosby misses.
Cosby throws an uppercut from half a mile away. The Human sees it coming and avoids it easily.
The Human is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Cosby had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
The Human lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
Cosby fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Human manages to avoid it.
The Human lands the left hand.
Cosby doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
The Human scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Human throws a front kick that sends Cosby stumbling back into the cage.
The Human connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Cosby takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
The Human scores with a reasonable looking shot to the body. Cosby doesn't seem bothered though.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
A cross from The Human lands.
The Human cracks a nice hook into Cosby's ribs.
The Human throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
The Human connects with an inside leg kick.
The Human ducks low and lands a nice hook to the body of his opponent.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Finn The Human dominated that round.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

The Human ducks under a wild hook from Cosby.
Cosby misses with a looping left.
Cosby takes one to the chin there.
Cosby walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.
A nice leg kick from The Human, right into the meat of the thigh.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cosby. The Human does a little dance to reset his feet.
The Human lands an overhand right.
The Human has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
The Human gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cosby with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling The Human to score with a decent uppercut.
Good standup being displayed there by The Human as he connects with a hook.
Cosby displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as The Human throws out the jab.
Cosby is hobbling a little on that front leg after taking quite a few leg kicks so far in this fight.
Cosby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Human throws out a counter right but Cosby avoids it with no problem.
The Human throws a head kick that looked like it stung.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cosby throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Cosby has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A nice leg kick from Cosby, right into the meat of the thigh.
A jab from Cosby misses.
Cosby misses with a looping left.
The Human takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Human thuds his right hand into Cosby's forehead from close range. That could be painful for both fighters.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosby takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Cosby moves forwards but The Human connects with a nice, crisp jab.
A shot to the liver by The Human. Beautiful body shot.
Cosby is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Human.
Nice shot lands for The Human.
Cosby tries to score with a leg kick but it misses it's target.
The Human shapes to counter with a head kick.
The Human displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Cosby throws out the jab.
The Human lands with a hook. Cosby tried to avoid it but it clipped the top of his head.
The Human connects with a right hand. Cosby shakes it off.
Cosby looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
A big right from Cosby misses.
The Human delivers a nice body kick.
The Human is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
Cosby takes one on the chin but seems OK.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A nice inside leg kick there by The Human. That's going to slow Cosby down.
Cosby throws a shot to the body.
Cosby throws an off balance right hand
and The Human counters with a straight right hand.
The Human throws a nice inside leg kick.
Thud! ouch! good body kick from The Human - that will leave a mark!
Cosby walks straight into a jab right on the nose. That one stung - he's blinking and trying to clear his head.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human throws a feint and then finishes with a kick to the body.
Cosby looks to land a right hand but The Human moved out of range.
The Human feints and then cracks Cosby's leading leg with a nice low kick. He's obviously looking to slow Cosby down.
Cosby tries to clinch up but The Human circles away and keeps his distance.
Cosby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Human.
The Human with a jab.
The Human scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Human takes a shot to the eye socket. That's gotta hurt.
The Human lands a jab to the head.
The Human moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.
The Human digs a good hook to Cosby's body.
Cosby will be looking to protect his midsection after taking some solid kicks to the body.
Cosby needs to keep his hands up - The Human had a free shot at his head there.
Cosby misses with an uppercut. The Human saw that one coming.
The Human slips a jab from Cosby.
The Human scores with a kick to the body.
Cosby looks to land a right hand but The Human moved out of range.
The Human lands a jab to the head.
The Human digs a good body shot into Cosby's ribs.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The Human scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Nice uppercut there from The Human.
The Human lands a nice shot that snaps Cosby's head back.
The Human connects with a single shot there.
The Human connects with the punch.
The Human scores with a jab.
The Human slips a jab from Cosby.
The Human with a body punch. A glancing blow.
The Human lands a leg kick and bounces back out of range.
The Human fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Cosby defending well as The Human loads up on a big left hand.
It looked like Cosby wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
The Human fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
Nice shot by The Human.
Finn The Human seems to be getting the better of the standup.
The Human uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cosby.
The Human fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
The Human misses with an uppercut.
Cosby missing with a left hand there. The Human was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Cosby misses the shot to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Human bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
Cosby misses with a straight left.
The Human scores with a push kick.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from The Human. Cosby shrugs it off though.
The Human slips a straight right by Cosby.
The Human appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
The Human lands a nice leg kick that just misses Cosby's sensitive parts.
The Human lands a jab to Cosby's midsection.
A nice leg kick from The Human, right into the meat of the thigh.
The Human lunges at Cosby with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by Cosby's hand.
Cosby takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Cosby takes a shot right to the liver - Bas would have been proud of that punch.
The Human fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
A slapping leg kick lands for The Human.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cosby scores with a jab to the head.
Cosby throws a poor cross that misses
and The Human counters with a straight right hand.
The Human bobs and weaves and then throws a good body kick.
The Human throws a nice inside leg kick.
Cosby swings for the body but The Human moves out of range.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Finn The Human showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action! This is the final round!

The Human throws a head kick that half lands.
The Human connects with the punch.
Cosby tries to close the distance and clinch up but The Human swats him away and circles back towards the center.
The Human lets loose with a powerful body kick. Cosby will feel that in the morning.
A jab from The Human does it's job there.
The Human connects with a body shot that sends Cosby's belly button to the back.
The Human scores with a body shot.
A lazy left from The Human finds it's target.
Cosby swings and misses with a hook to the body.
The Human blocks a jab.
Cosby takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Cosby misses with a hook. The Human ducked under it nicely.
The Human is looking to slow Cosby down with leg kicks.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
A shot to the liver by The Human. Beautiful body shot.
The Human connects with a jab.
Jab, jab by The Human - just one landing.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Cosby tries to move into range but The Human moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
Cosby walks into a stiff left hand from The Human.
The Human lands a leg kick that knocks Cosby off balance momentarily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cosby throws a jab when The Human was well out of range.
The Human throws a leg kick which misses Cosby's front leg but catches the back leg as Cosby tries to avoid it.
The Human lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
The Human cracks a nice hook into Cosby's ribs.
A thudding body kick lands there by The Human!
Good standup being displayed there by The Human as he connects with a hook.
The Human gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
The Human throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cosby is looking to take this fight into the clinch.
The Human connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Cosby misses with an uppercut. The Human saw that one coming.
The Human uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Cosby.
The Human lands a nice hook to Cosby's body. Cosby takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
The Human lands with a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cosby misses with a hook. The Human ducked under it nicely.
Bill Cosby has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Finn The Human is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cosby needs to keep his hands up - The Human had a free shot at his head there.
Cosby throws a leg kick but The Human checks it.
The Human moves into range and connects with a jab.
Cosby lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
The Human throws a nice outside leg kick.
Cosby throws a lazy uppercut
and The Human counters with a series of strikes. Cosby will be more careful next time no doubt.
The Human works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
Nice shot lands for The Human.
The Human lands with an overhand left.
The Human moves into range and lands a nice leg kick.
The Human thumps Cosby with a low kick.
The Human thows a body kick. Cosby tries to catch it but that hurt him.
The Human lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Cosby at a distance.
A nice leg kick lands there from The Human.
The Human smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
The Human cracks Cosby with a right hand to the side of the head.
Cosby misses with a right hand
and The Human counters with a slapping leg kick.
The Human fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters circle momentarily. Cosby darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
Cosby misses with an uppercut.
The Human connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
The Human connects with an inside leg kick.
Cosby stumbles momentarily as he takes a strong leg kick from The Human.
Cosby clobbers The Human with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Cosby takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Cosby on the wrong end of a nice jab.
The Human scores with a nice head shot.
Cosby misses the shot to the body.
Cosby throws a looping overhand right but The Human ducks down to avoid it.
The Human was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
The Human plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cosby on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
The Human slips a jab from Cosby.
Cosby swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
The Human scores with a punch to the head.
A good leg kick by The Human.
The Human slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cosby on the wrong end of a decent looking cross there.
Cosby takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
Cosby tries to land a leg kick but The Human saw it coming and moves away.
Cosby connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Human moves into range and lands a nice body kick.
Cosby misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Human.
Cosby misses with a hook
and The Human counters with a nice uppercut.
The Human lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cosby misses the shot to the body.
The Human is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cosby with a body shot.
The Human punishes Cosby's body with a nice straight punch.
The Human lands a leg kick that knocks Cosby off balance momentarily.
A solid leg kick lands there for The Human.
Cosby ducks down and throws a hook to the body but The Human moves away.
As the round comes to an end the crowd are showing their appreciation for a great round of action.
Cosby looks to score with a jab to the body but The Human is just out of range.
A big right from Cosby misses.
Cosby throws a big shot that misses.
Nice jab there from The Human.
Cosby misses the body punch
and The Human counters with a low kick, right behind Cosby 's knee.

And that's the end of the fight!
Finn The Human comfortably won the final round on my scorecard.
I've got The Human winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Paul Aken scores the fight 27:30
Judge Patrick Alders scores the fight 27:30
Judge Daniel Blasius scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Finn The Human!
Finn The Human thanked the fans post fight for their support.