PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between I Am Jewish (ranked 2415 p4p, 3151 weight class) and Seleucus Evensen (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Evensen has chosen Witches' Promise as his entrance music. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Jewish
vs
Evensen

180 cm
29
191
8 - 1 - 0

187 cm
27
195
1 - 2 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 8 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, I Am Jewish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Seleucus Evensen!
The judges for this bout are Colin Fray, Roger Salmon and Jeff Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Evensen misses with an attempted mid kick.
Evensen throws a wild body kick that Jewish sees coming a mile off.
Jewish moving in and out of range nicely, whilst landing the scoring shot.

Jewish has managed to clinch.
Jewish doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Jewish content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jewish tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Jewish lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jewish stalling against the cage.
Jewish blocking some punches.
Jewish blocks a punch to the side of the head.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Jewish blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Jewish is looking to score with knees to the body. Maybe he'll change it up and go body then head. Evensen is defending well for now.
Jewish avoiding damage.
Evensen throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evensen misses with the head strike.
Jewish stalling here - the referee won't stand for too much of that.
Evensen working aggressively here.
Evensen tries a body shot but Jewish blocks it.
Jewish keeps control of Evensen as he tries to wriggle out of the double underhooks.
Evensen can't break the clinch.
Jewish working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Jewish lands a body punch.

Jewish pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Jewish throws a big shot that misses.
Evensen swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Jewish throws a body punch but Evensen moves out of range.
Jewish throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Evensen throws out a counter right but Jewish avoids it with no problem.
Evensen ducks under a wild hook from Jewish.
Jewish takes a head kick and keeps coming.
Jewish works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evensen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Evensen throws a body kick but he wasn't in range.
Evensen tries a head kick but it misses.
Jewish appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Evensen scores with a nice head shot.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Evensen throws a half hearted mid kick.
Evensen throws a two punch combo that lands nicely.
Evensen looking to throw a kick but he's pulled out of it.
Evensen throws a leg kick but Jewish checks it.
Evensen throws a lazy uppercut
and Jewish counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.

Jewish rushes Evensen and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Evensen avoids the elbow strike from Jewish, against the cage.
The referee is keeping an eye on Jewish - much more stalling and he will separate the fighters.
Jewish missing with knees to the body.
Jewish lands with a left to the head.
Jewish lands a body punch - he's looking to wear down Evensen.
An uppercut on the inside fails to land for Evensen.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jewish lands a body punch.
Jewish lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Jewish lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Evensen backwards.
Jewish working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
A short right from Jewish on the inside.
The referee calls for Jewish to work.
Jewish struggles to land a body shot inside as Evensen controls his hands.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Jewish.
Jewish using the Thai plumb to throw knees but Evensen has his back arched nicely, preventing the strike.
Nice body punch from Jewish - that landed with a thud.
Jewish misses with a hook to the ribs.
Jewish can't find room to land a body shot as Evensen controls the action.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Jewish lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Evensen looking to stall.
Evensen working hard to break the clinch.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jewish as Evensen tries to tie him up.
A short right hand to the side of the head by Jewish.
Both fighters working to control the clinch.
Jewish scores with a hook to the body.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Jewish blocking some punches.
Evensen working aggressively here.
Jewish blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Good body shot from Jewish.
Jewish struggles to land a body shot inside as Evensen controls his hands.
Jewish scores with a nice hook to the head.
Jewish lands a nice looking hook to the body, against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

I Am Jewish dominated that round.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.

Evensen lands with a slapping head kick.

Jewish closes the distance and pushes Evensen back into the cage.
Jewish stalls.
Evensen misses with a short punch on the inside.
The referee calls for Jewish to work.
Jewish manages to get underhooks and slows down the pace for a moment.
Jewish lands a nice uppercut.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Evensen goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Evensen is trying to maintain a safe position but Jewish gets an underhook and turns Evensen into the cage.
Evensen tries to stall but Jewish uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Evensen is trying to slow the pace down but that's a couple of times in a row that he's tried to get underhooks and Jewish has denied him.
Evensen is trying to break the clinch but Jewish is controlling him.
Jewish has Evensen pressed against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Evensen misses with the head strike.

Jewish's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.

Jewish fakes with an overhand right and moves in to clinch with Evensen, pushing him back against the cage.
A nice left hand lands by Jewish.
A hook to the body from Jewish.
Jewish content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Jewish lands a hook that snaps the head of Evensen backwards.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Jewish landing knees to the head.
Jewish tries to work over Evensen's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Jewish stalls.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jewish as Evensen tries to tie him up.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Evensen tries to break free but Jewish pushes him back against the cage.
Jewish blocks an uppercut.
Evensen tries to stall but Jewish uses the opportunity to gain a better position.
Evensen looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
The referee calls for Jewish to work.
Evensen is trying to slow down the pace of the fight but Jewish is keeping busy.
Jewish with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Evensen fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The pace slowing considerably in the clinch, as Jewish takes a break from that fighting nonsense to think about the finer things in life.
Jewish is working Evensen over against the cage.
Jewish lands a left hand that snaps the head of Evensen backwards.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Jewish scores with a shoulder strike.
Good anti-grappling being displayed by Jewish as Evensen tries to tie him up.
Jewish holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jewish lands a shoulder strike.
Evensen can't break the clinch.
Evensen's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Jewish lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Jewish stalling.
A shot in the inside from Jewish.
I Am Jewish has scored more points in the clinch so far.
Jewish will no doubt start fighting again in a minute but for now he's just having a little rest, leaning Evensen up against the cage.
Jewish holding his opponent close, against the cage.
Jewish gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
A short uppercut from Jewish.
Jewish blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Jewish lands with a right to the head.
A frustrated look appears on Evensen's face as he tries to break the clinch.
Evensen tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Nice body punch from Jewish.
Jewish has Evensen pressed against the cage, preventing Evensen from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Evensen takes a shot to the head.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.

Jewish breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Jewish moves away from the strike by Evensen.
Evensen falls off balance throwing a combination
enabling Jewish to counter with a crisp jab.

Evensen is rocked!
Jewish moves in close and cracks Evensen with a massive right hand! Evensen, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Jewish!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:56 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). I Am Jewish!
Our winner, I Am Jewish, made sure he spent some time buttering up the crowd during his post fight interview, which will no doubt bring him a few more fans.