PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Joe Biden (ranked 3768 p4p, 24636 weight class) and Sergeant Dick (ranked 197 p4p, 243 weight class). This should be fireworks!

Biden
vs
Dick

222 cm
25
287
3 - 1 - 0

220 cm
21
300
1 - 2 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent MT
Granite chin

Fantasy Threads

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Joe Biden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Sergeant Dick!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Dillan Fox and Elvis Blanc.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Dick connects with a good right hand that stumbles Biden. Biden circles away out of range and recomposes himself.
Biden seems to be moving with more speed, compared to his last bout. He must have been working on that in the gym.
Dick throws a quick inside leg kick.
A slow jab from Dick misses its intended target.
Dick swings widly with a right hand

and Biden counters with a nice shoot takedown that brings the fighters to the ground.

Dick wriggles free and stands up.
Dick uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.

It looks like Joe Biden has been cut.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Well, he's not going to score with shots like that. A lazy body kick attempt from Dick.
Dick just manages to avoid a counter high kick fromBiden.
Sergeant Dick seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.

Dick cracks Biden with a big right hand that sends him crashing to the floor. Dick has the opportunity to follow him to the ground but instead he's beckoning Biden to stand back up!

Biden is rocked!
Dick jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Dick loads up on a big right hand but Biden slips the punch.
Dick looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
A big left from Dick misses.

Dick moves into the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Dick.
A short uppercut from Dick.
Biden is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Biden being controlled against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Dick avoiding damage.
The pace really dropping off here, momentarily.
Biden tries to break the clinch but Dick is controlling the position.
Dick stalling the fight.
Dick lands a left hand.
Biden looking to stall.
Dick lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
Dick is stalling here.

Biden breaks the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden changes levels and looks for a double leg takedown. Dick tries to avoid it but Biden manages to keep hold of a leg and drag Dick to the ground. Dick escapes though and pops straight back up to his feet.

Dick forces Biden back against the cage and clinches.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Biden is looking for a takedown.
Biden blocks a body shot from Dick.
Biden goes for a takedown in the clinch but Dick prevents it.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Joe Biden. That's going to take a lot out of him.

Dick pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Dick bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Biden's head backwards.
Sergeant Dick is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.

Dick moves into the clinch successfully.
Dick slowing the pace effectively.
Biden jumps guard but his hands slip and he falls flat on his back. Well, he's made himself look a right mug there, as Dick walks away with a smile on his face. Biden gets slowly back to his feet and shakes his head.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Biden steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Dick.

Dick moves into range and clinches up with Biden.

Dick breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Dick throws the left hand but Biden avoids the punch easily.

Biden darts in and clinches Dick up against the cage.
Dick lands a right hand that snaps the head of Biden backwards.
Dick softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Dick gets through Biden's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Biden is breathing heavily.
Dick scores with a nice hook to the head.
Dick presses Biden against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Dick lands with a left to the head.
Biden drops down for a takedown but doesn't get it.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Dick is stalling here. The referee will be looking to step in if he doesn't pick up the pace.

That's four minutes gone in the round.

Dick breaks the clinch.
The crowd cheers as Dick lands an impressive looking overhand right. Biden doesn't seem phased though.
Dick might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Dick swats away the attempt to clinch by Biden.
Dick moves in close and cracks Biden with a massive right hand! Biden, frozen momentarily in time, tumbles to the canvas, already out cold! A brutal knockout by Dick!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:36 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Sergeant Dick!