PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Slammy Neckbreaker (ranked 685 p4p, 1732 weight class) and Finn The Human (ranked 101 p4p, 275 weight class). The crowd seem to be enjoying The Human's choice of entrance music: Adventure Time. Both these guys are coming into the fight with injuries so let's see if that has a bearing on the fight. Slammy Neckbreaker looks tired to me. Hopefully he has got enough gas left in the tank to put in a good performance.

Neckbreaker
vs
The Human

168 cm
39
170
29 - 15 - 0

175 cm
44
135
38 - 13 - 2

Great wrestler
Excellent boxer
Insanely flexible

Decent wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 29 - 15 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Slammy Neckbreaker!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 13 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
The judges for this bout are Ben Watson, Winston Howard and Damien Edna.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Human throws a leg kick which misses Neckbreaker's front leg but catches the back leg as Neckbreaker tries to avoid it.
Neckbreaker is breathing heavily.
The Human turns his hip over beautifully as he lands a nice leg kick.
Good standup being displayed there by The Human as he connects with a hook.
An inside leg kick lands from The Human.

Neckbreaker scores a trip takedown into side control. Nice.
Neckbreaker has improved his flexibility recently so we will have to see if he can use that to his advantage.
We get told so often about how wrestlers don't like to be on their backs. Let's see if The Human can do anything to dispel that myth.
The Human is working hard to escape and get back to his feet. After a battle for position, Neckbreaker asserts his dominance and retains side control.
Neckbreaker is working The Human over with some ground and pound from side control.
The Human is putting a lot of effort into getting back to his feet here.
Neckbreaker scores with a couple of short elbows.
Neckbreaker in side control lands a decent elbow.
The Human is a painfully thin specimen of a man. You do wonder whether a good body kick would snap him clean in two.
The Human is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Neckbreaker is controlling him well.
The Human wants to get back to his feet but Neckbreaker is dominant here and he's now got The Human's back!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Neckbreaker lands punches and elbows.
Neckbreaker lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by Neckbreaker.
The Human is trying to stand back up.
Neckbreaker controls the action.
Watch the back of the head! Comes the shout from the referee towards Neckbreaker.
Neckbreaker is punishing The Human with strikes - can he finish him?!
The Human really doesn't want to stay on the ground with Neckbreaker. If he can't get it back to his feet, it's only a matter of time before he'll be tapping out.
The Human is very frustrated here, being controlled quite effectively by Neckbreaker.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
The Human trying to get back to his feet but Neckbreaker is in full control for now.
Neckbreaker scores with punches and elbows.
The Human wants to get back to his feet.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neckbreaker controls the action.
Neckbreaker lands with a couple of good shots - one to the side of the head and one questionable shot that could be viewed as to the back of the head but the referee lets it go.
Oooh a big shot gets through from Neckbreaker. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
The Human wants to get back to his feet.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Neckbreaker lands strikes to the head.
Neckbreaker is working the ground and pound. Can The Human escape?
Neckbreaker has been looking to land a fair amount of strikes on the ground. He might be looking to soften his opponent up in order to work for a submission.
Oooh a big shot gets through from Neckbreaker. Many more shots like that and the referee will have to think about stepping in!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
The Human is trying to stand back up.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Neckbreaker is punishing The Human with strikes - can he finish him?!
Neckbreaker has his opponent trapped and is landing shots. Not a good position for The Human.
Neckbreaker punishes The Human with strikes from the back mount.
The Human is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
You know, I was talking to some of our celebrities at ringside tonight and they were split right down the middle on who was going to win this fight.
Neckbreaker lands an elbow to the side of the head.

The Human won't enjoy being in this position. Neckbreaker looking for the choke. Oh... he's slipped the arm under the neck - The Human is tapping - it's over boys! Neckbreaker picks up the submission victory!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:59 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Slammy Neckbreaker!
Slammy Neckbreaker thanked the fans post fight for their support.