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Coming up we have a light heavyweight MMA rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 1757 p4p, 1189 weight class) and Robin Williams (ranked 106 p4p, 184 weight class). The Human comes to the cage accompanied by Adventure Time. Williams is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Choose Life. Robin Williams has the eye of the tiger tonight.
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the light heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 14 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 24 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Robin Williams!
The judges for this bout are Wesley Smith, Gwen Towbar and Tiny Johnson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Williams missing with a left hand there. The Human was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Jeez, both these guys look absolutely knackered already, that's not a good sign!
The Human throws a leg kick but Williams sees it coming and checks it nicely.
The Human connects with a lovely right hand, straight down the pipe.
Williams throws a body shot but no joy.
Williams lands three nice shots there - that looked like it hurt!
Williams tries to clinch there but The Human circles away.
The Human ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
A big right from The Human misses.
The Human fakes with the hands and throws a leg kick but Williams is out of range.
The Human checks a leg kick nicely.
The Human moves out of range of the leg kick from Williams.
The Human jabs Williams right on the nose. Williams blinks but takes it well.
The Human uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Williams.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Human takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
The Human finds nothing but air with that leg kick attempt.
Williams drops his hands momentarily and The Human takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
A looping hook to the body misses from Williams. The Human does a little dance to reset his feet.
Williams's coach down at Special Ops N7 Training was telling us pre-fight that they have been working on Williams's balance. Obviously they view that as a key factor in the outcome of this fight.
The Human throws a body punch but Williams moves out of range.
The Human staying out of range there.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Williams ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
The Human chopped to the floor by a nice leg kick but he springs right back up before Williams can pounce on him.
The Human has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Special Ops N7 Training in the buildup to the fight.
The Human dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Human pivots, looking for a leg kick but Williams is out of range and The Human settles back down.
Williams ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Williams checks a leg kick nicely.
The Human misses with a wild body shot.
The Human slips under a jab from Williams.
Williams lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Williams scores with a hook to the body. The Human takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
The Human staying out of range there.
Williams misses with a looping left.
The Human really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
The fighters circling - Williams throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Williams throws a body kick but he was well out of range there.
The Human throws a push kick but Williams slaps the foot to one side.
Williams throws an overhand right that lands on The Human's shoulder, as The Human tries to avoid the shot.
Williams fakes high and swings low for a body shot but The Human manages to avoid it.
Williams connects with a nice looking jab.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams looks to land a body kick but The Human moved away.
A counter left hand to the body from The Human misses its target.
Williams throws a wild body kick that The Human sees coming a mile off.
Williams throws a leg kick but The Human moved away.
The Human was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Williams throws a decent looking leg kick but it doesn't land clean.
The Human was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Williams misses with a straight right.
The Human checks a low kick. Bone on bone - not my idea of a good time.
Williams thows a left - swing and a miss!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Nice uppercut lands for The Human. That snapped Williams's head back.
Williams misses with a straight right.
The Human fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
The Human jabs. That one connects to the head of his opponent.
A left lands for The Human.
The Human scores with a sloppy right hand. Williams should have avoided that one.
Williams pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The Human connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
The Human blocks a jab.
A slow jab from The Human misses its intended target.
The Human throws a combination. Williams tries to block but a couple of punches get through.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
The Human lands with a right hand.
Nice straight punches there by The Human. You know Roy Jones Jr respects the hands of The Human.
Williams moves out of range as The Human strikes.
Williams was about to counter that last move with a leg kick but changes his mind.
A left lands for Williams.
Williams works the jab nicely.
Williams throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Williams tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Human was well out of range. Poor timing from Williams.
The Human connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
A nice leg kick lands there from Williams.
The Human waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Williams.
Williams misses with a left hand
and Williams takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Williams throws a jab when The Human was well out of range.
Williams fakes a couple of low kicks, before throwing one on the third attempt. It connects and The Human has to reset his feet before getting ready to engage.
Boom, another hit is landed. "You're gunna get knocked out" taunts The Human, as that shot connected.
The Human throws a hook to the side of Williams's head but Williams sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Nice defenses there by Williams.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams misses with a hook. The Human ducked under it nicely.
Williams throws a looping overhand right but The Human ducks down to avoid it.
The Human throws a looping overhand right but Williams ducks down to avoid it.
The Human with a jab.
The Human attempts a leg kick but it's missed by a good margin.
Williams misses with the combination.
Williams loads up on a big right hand but The Human slips the punch.
The Human throws a leg kick but he was too far away and it doesn't land.
Williams misses with a hook.
Williams throws a lazy right hand but The Human sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Human jabs Williams right on the nose. Williams blinks but takes it well.
Williams takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Williams swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by The Human.
Williams slips a jab from The Human.
Williams moves out of range as The Human strikes.
Williams misses with a body shot.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Finn The Human will probably get the nod.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action!
The Human ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
We are yet to see a takedown attempt from Williams in the fight. On paper you would think he is the more dominant ground fighter so let's see if these unusual tactics pay off.
Williams pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Human cracks Williams with a good jab.
The Human throws a leg kick but Williams checks it.
Williams now looks to counter with a shot at the body.
Williams ducks under a wild hook from The Human.
Williams tries to land a leg kick but The Human saw it coming and moves away.
Williams throws a hook to the side of The Human's head but The Human sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
Williams uses good head movement to avoid the hook from The Human.
Williams takes the fight into the clinch.
The Human lands a hook that snaps the head of Williams backwards.
Williams has a couple of punches blocked by The Human.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Human tries a body shot but Williams blocks it.
Williams misses with a punch to the body.
The Human struggles to land a body shot inside as Williams controls his hands.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
The Human tries a body shot but Williams blocks it.
Williams misses with a punch to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The Human swings wildly with an uppercut but Williams uses good head movement to avoid it.
A nice right hand lands inside from The Human.
That's one minute gone in the round.
Williams makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.
Williams lands a nice uppercut.
Williams lands a right hand that snaps the head of The Human backwards.
The Human misses with a hook to the ribs.
The Human throws a head punch that misses.
A short right from Williams.
The Human misses with some punches.
Williams lands a shoulder strike.
The Human throws a head punch that misses.
The Human tries to work over Williams's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Williams fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Nice body punch from The Human - that landed with a thud.
The Human fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Williams tries a body shot but The Human blocks it.
The Human tries to circle away but Williams has him pinned against the cage.
Williams stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
A hook to the body from Williams.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams lands a left hand.
Williams lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Williams swings away with an uppercut that misses.
The Human has had enough of the clinch but Williams keeps him there for the moment.
Williams lands an uppercut.
A frustrated look appears on The Human's face as he tries to break the clinch.
The Human prevents a body shot from Williams.
A short right from Williams.
The Human lands a left hand that snaps the head of Williams backwards.
Williams fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
The Human breaks from the clinch.
Williams jabs The Human to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Williams misses with a looping right.
Williams just misses with a punch to the body.
Williams looks to land a right hand but The Human moved out of range.
Williams gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Williams avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
The Human takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
Williams cracks The Human with a good jab.
The Human scores with a nice head shot.
The Human throws a looping overhand right but Williams ducks down to avoid it.
The Human displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Williams throws out the jab.
The Human blocks a jab.
Williams steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Human.
Williams tries a quick counter leg kick but The Human is wise to it.
The Human throws a big shot that misses.
Williams is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by The Human.
The Human moves out of range as Williams strikes.
The Human appeared to be looking to counter that last move with a leg kick.
The Human throws a shot from downtown. Williams moves away and avoids it.
Williams lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
The Human slips a jab from Williams.
Williams jabbing away but nothing is landing.
As Williams backs away, The Human returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Williams throws the left hand but The Human avoids the punch easily.
Nice shot lands for Williams.
The Human scores with a leg kick.
Williams scores with the left hand. The Human knows he should have avoided that one.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Human lands a leg kick that knocks Williams off balance momentarily.
The Human drops his hands and takes a jab to the jaw for his troubles.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Williams swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A little feinted left hand from The Human on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Williams walks into a jab.
Robin Williams seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
A slapping body kick lands there for The Human.
Williams tries to clinch there but The Human circles away.
The Human scores with a jab to the head.
A slow jab from Williams misses its intended target.
The Human misses with a kick to the body.
Williams throws a nice outside leg kick.
The Human has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Williams.
Good work by Williams as he checks the leg kick.
Williams lands a nice hook to The Human's body. The Human takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.
Williams misses the jab.
The Human moves out of range of the leg kick from Williams.
A slapping leg kick lands for The Human.
The Human throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
Robin Williams showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The fighters get back to their feet, the hooter sounds and we're back to the action! This is the final round!
A head kick misses from The Human.
Williams's corner calls for a 1-2. Williams obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
The Human slips a straight right by Williams.
The Human has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from Williams.
Williams throws a nice inside leg kick.
The Human scores with a shot to the body.
A slow jab from Williams misses its intended target.
The Human misses with a hook. Williams ducked under it nicely.
Williams lands a jab to the head.
The Human moves out of range as Williams strikes.
Williams moves away from the strike by The Human.
Williams throws a jab when The Human was well out of range.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Williams throws a big shot that misses.
Williams looks to land a right hand but The Human moved out of range.
Some wild striking there from The Human.
Williams misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from The Human.
Williams misses with a body punch
and The Human counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Williams with a nice calf kick.
Williams throws a chopping leg kick but The Human manages to avoid taking any serious damage.
The Human cracks a nice hook into Williams's ribs.
A looping hook to the body misses from Williams. The Human does a little dance to reset his feet.
A quick step to the side and The Human tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
An inside leg kick lands from The Human.
That kick from Williams tenderised The Human's leg. The Human is trying to keep his angry face on.
The Human buckles his opponent's knee momentarily with a nice leg kick.
Williams fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. The Human looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
A big left from Williams misses.
Williams tries to check a leg kick but that clearly hurt him.
The Human thows a left - swing and a miss!
The Human bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Williams checks a leg kick.
Williams lands a leg kick. The shin dug right into the meat of the thigh.
Robin Williams seems to be getting the better of the standup.
A bone on bone clash there as The Human blocks the leg kick.
The Human cracks Williams with an open hand slap.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Williams punishes The Human's body with a nice straight punch.
Williams throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A jab from Williams misses.
A chopping leg kick lands by The Human.
Williams scores with a crisp jab that stopped The Human in his tracks.
The Human moves out of range of the strikes.
Williams defending well as The Human loads up on a big left hand.
Williams throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The Human has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Human there as he acknowledges the shot.
Williams takes a jab on the nose there. A little bit of blood seems to be coming out. Hopefully that won't affect his breathing.
The Human is looking to score with low kicks.
Williams tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but The Human was well out of range. Poor timing from Williams.
The Human thinks about countering with a body kick.
A jab from Williams finds it's way through The Human's defenses.
Williams slips a straight right by The Human.
The Human ducks under a wild hook from Williams.
Williams throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Williams takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Williams misses with a low kick.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Human ducks under a wild hook from Williams.
The Human throws a mid kick that lands with a slap.
The Human throws a push kick but Williams slaps the foot to one side.
Williams throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Williams has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
The Human throws a nice inside leg kick.
Williams throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
The Human tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Williams was well out of range. Poor timing from The Human.
Williams misses with a looping left.
Williams is moving around nicely and scores here with a single head shot.
The Human misses with an uppercut. Williams saw that one coming.
The Human uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Williams.
Williams just misses with a punch to the body.
The Human fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Williams manages to avoid it.
The Human moves out of range as Williams throws a body kick.
The Human lands a jab to Williams's midsection.
Williams with a nice looking leg kick. You could hear that one land in a back row.
That kick from The Human tenderised Williams's leg. Williams is trying to keep his angry face on.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
Williams scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Williams connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed The Human momentarily.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Williams swings for the body but The Human moves out of range.
Williams pivots, looking for a leg kick but The Human is out of range and Williams settles back down.
The Human thuds a left hand into Williams's body.
Williams takes a body kick right on the floating rib. Ouchie.
A solid leg kick lands there for Williams.
The Human slips under a jab.
Williams misses with a low kick.
The Human throws the left hand but Williams avoids the punch easily.
The Human wants to slow Williams down by chopping away at his legs.
Williams throws a hook to the side of The Human's head but The Human sees it coming and ducks under it beautifully.
The Human uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Williams.
The Human looking to take his opponent's legs away with the low kicks.
Williams swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A decent looking body kick lands there for The Human.
The Human with a nice cross.
And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Robin Williams.
Well Williams has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.
Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Wesley Smith scores the fight 28:29
Judge Gwen Towbar scores the fight 28:29
Judge Tiny Johnson scores the fight 28:29
In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Robin Williams!
Robin Williams tried to hype himself up post fight but didn't word it too well and it ended up with him sounding like a bit of a tool.
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