PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Big Russian (ranked 948 p4p, 2185 weight class) and Professor Dickweed (ranked 124 p4p, 261 weight class). The key to victory for Big Russian has got to be keeping the fight on the feet.

Russian
vs
Dickweed

200 cm
26
265
16 - 1 - 0

175 cm
49
225
13 - 3 - 0

BJJ White Belt
Excellent MT
KO power

Good wrestler
Basic striking
Knockout power

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 1 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Big Russian!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Professor Dickweed!
The judges for this bout are Daniel Franklin, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!

Russian has closed the distance and engaged Dickweed in a clinch.
Dickweed looks really tired already! That doesn't bode well for a good, competitive fight!
Russian lands an uppercut.
Russian throws a blind hook that connects with the side of Dickweeds head.
Russian misses with the head strike.
Russian working aggressively here.
Dickweed blocks an uppercut.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Russian.
A shot in the inside from Russian.

Russian drops Dickweed onto one knee with a big uppercut from the clinch! Dickweed is propped up by the cage and works his way back to his feet!

Dickweed is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Russian misses with a hook from the clinch.
Dickweed is still on wobbly legs! Can Russian finish him?
Russian misses with some punches.
Russian misses with a punch on the inside.
A head punch on the inside from Russian fails to land.
Russian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Russian throws a head punch that misses.
Russian misses with some punches.
Russian misses with the head strike.
Dickweed blocking some punches.
Russian misses with a hook from the clinch.
Russian misses with a punch on the inside.
Russian misses with a hook from the clinch.
A head punch on the inside from Russian fails to land.
Russian throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickweed.
Russian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Russian working aggressively here.
Russian throws a head punch that misses.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Russian misses with a short punch on the inside.
Russian tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Russian misses with a punch on the inside.
Russian misses with a punch on the inside.
Russian misses with a hook from the clinch.
Russian throws a head punch that misses.
Dickweed blocking some punches.
Dickweed blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Russian swings wildly with an uppercut but Dickweed uses good head movement to avoid it.
Russian fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Russian throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickweed.
Dickweed blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Dickweed seems to have recovered his senses.
Russian working some nice short punches in the clinch.
A nice left hand lands by Russian.
Russian throws a punch but it's blocked by Dickweed.
Russian lands a hook to the side of the head.
Russian lands a big right hand that drops Dickweed! The killer instinct kicks in and Russian finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Russian!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:53 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Big Russian!
Big Russian retains his heavyweight title!
Big Russian seemed lost for words in his post fight interview but he remembered to thank his fans and directed everyone to his website.