PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Red Jesus Karter (ranked 659 p4p, 878 weight class) and Bagel Boss (ranked 89 p4p, 119 weight class). Boss has chosen 6 Foot 7 Foot as his entrance music. Bagel Boss is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Karter
vs
Boss

180 cm
31
190
16 - 7 - 0

184 cm
36
190
30 - 22 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 16 - 7 - 0, fighting out of New York, Red Jesus Karter!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 22 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Bagel Boss!
The judges for this bout are James Glass, Colin Fotheringham and Chris Edwards.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Boss misses with an uppercut.
Karter swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Boss misses with a hook.
Karter tried to counter with a leg kick but Boss avoided it.
Boss connects with a nice looking jab.
Boss throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Karter sees it coming and avoids it easily.
An attempted straight right counter from Karter misses the target.
Karter scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
A swing and a miss from Boss.
Karter misses with a body shot.
A little jabbing left from Boss on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Karter misses with a looping left.
Karter shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Boss cracks Karter with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Karter misses with an uppercut
and Boss counters with a stiff right hand.
Karter throws a sloppy head kick and Boss moves out of range easily.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Boss throws a head kick that misses
and Karter counters with a stiff right hand.

It looks like Bagel Boss has been cut.
Boss misses with a left hand
and he gets countered with a snapping leg kick.
Bagel Boss seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Ooooh, nice body kick lands from Karter. Boss shrugs it off though.
Boss lands a lovely overhand right.
Boss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Karter takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Boss misses with a hook. Karter ducked under it nicely.
Karter appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.
Boss takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Karter throws a big shot that misses.
Boss tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Boss throws a lazy uppercut
and Karter counters with a leg kick that reverborates around the arena.
Boss throws a right hand that misses
and Karter counters with a body kick.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Boss misses with a body shot
and Karter counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Boss misses with a hook to the body

and Karter counters with a crisp right hand that drops Boss! Karter lets Boss back up to his feet, looking for a finish!

Boss is rocked!
Boss misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Karter.
Boss throws a lazy uppercut
and Karter counters with a huge left! Boss is in big trouble! He's backing up but Karter isn't giving him chance to recover. Under a barage of punches the ref has to step in to save Boss from any more damage. A dominating finish by Karter!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Red Jesus Karter!
In his post fight interview, Red Jesus Karter gave a big smile as he said 'Ok so fuck you dad, your genes would have left me with genital dwarfism but fortunately I only got the hair.'.