PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Lemmy Bang (ranked 290 p4p, 400 weight class) and Marek Cervenka (ranked 40 p4p, 57 weight class). Bang comes to the cage accompanied by For Heavy Metal we will die!. Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Bang
vs
Cervenka

169 cm
36
145
23 - 14 - 1

176 cm
27
152
13 - 13 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
Dangerous knees
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 23 - 14 - 1, fighting out of Las Vegas, Lemmy Bang!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 13 - 13 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Marek Cervenka!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Topper Green and Bruno Hogan.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The sound of bone on bone echoes around the arena as Cervenka checks a leg kick.
Cervenka looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Lemmy Bang seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Cervenka steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bang.
Cervenka takes one on the button.
Bang throws a lazy uppercut
and Cervenka counters with a crisp hook to the side of the head.
Cervenka connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
Cervenka connects with a looping left hand that seems like it dazed Bang momentarily.

Cervenka has Bang up against the cage in a clinch.
Cervenka looking to throw knees to the head but Bang is blocking nicely.
Cervenka working on landing some head shots here - that one got through nicely.
Cervenka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Cervenka misses with a punch on the inside.
Cervenka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bang is looking to control Cervenka's arms but Cervenka gets an underhook and turns him. Now Bang has his back to the cage.
Bang tries to throw a body punch but Cervenka avoids it by throwing Bang back against the cage.
Bang swings wildly with an uppercut but Cervenka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bang misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Cervenka throws a punch but it's blocked by Bang.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bang tries a body shot but Cervenka blocks it.
Cervenka scores with a shoulder strike.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bang misses with a punch to the body.
Bang working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Cervenka misses with a knee strike.
Bang scores with a shot to the side of Cervenka's head.
Cervenka misses with a short punch on the inside.
Bang takes a knee right on the jaw!
Cervenka prevents a body shot from Bang.
Cervenka tries a knee to the head but Bang blocks it.
Bang tries to work over Cervenka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bang lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cervenka backwards.
Bang blocks an uppercut.
Bang struggles to land a body shot inside as Cervenka controls his hands.
Cervenka fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bang misses with the head strike.
Cervenka gets an overhook and lands an elbow to the side of the head.
Bang lands a nice shot to the body.
Cervenka tries a shoulder strike but it doesn't do any damage.
Bang misses with a punch on the inside.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cervenka misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bang is trying to maintain a safe position but Cervenka gets an underhook and turns Bang into the cage.
Cervenka with an attempt at a knee that misses.
Cervenka working aggressively here.
Bang misses with a punch to the body.
Bang works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Bang taking a breather.
Cervenka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
Bang looking to slow down the pace here.
Cervenka swings wildly with an uppercut but Bang uses good head movement to avoid it.
Bang misses with a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Bang fails to land.
Nice body punch from Bang - that landed with a thud.
Cervenka takes a shot to the head.
Cervenka misses with a punch on the inside.
Bang stalls.
Bang misses with a short punch on the inside.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bang trying to stall but Cervenka improves his position.
Cervenka misses with a hook from the clinch.
The referee calls for Bang to work.
A battle for position here, against the cage.
Cervenka working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Bang tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cervenka's elbow.
Bang goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Cervenka fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cervenka throws a punch but it's blocked by Bang.
Bang misses with a hook to the ribs.
Bang stays in close to his opponent and throws a right hand to the body.
Cervenka tries to land a knee to the head but misses.
Bang lands with a short shot to the head.
Cervenka misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bang tries a body shot but Cervenka blocks it.
Cervenka gets through Bang's defenses to land a nice punch to the side of the head.
Cervenka misses with a shot to the kidneys.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Cervenka tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Cervenka fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Cervenka landing knees to the head.
Bang tries to land a shot to the body but it's blocked.
Bang content to slow the pace in the clinch.
Bang lands with a light punch inside.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cervenka tries a knee to the head but Bang blocks it.
Cervenka fails to land with a short punch on the inside.
Bang lands punches inside but they're not really causing much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Cervenka fails to land.
A short body shot lands from Bang as the two fighters clinch.
Bang controlling the action here for a moment.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
The fighters are pressed against the cage, as the pace of the fight slows.
Bang gets a warning from the ref for wasting time.
Cervenka working aggressively here.
Bang tries to throw a body punch but Cervenka avoids it by throwing Bang back against the cage.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Marek Cervenka will probably get the nod.
The fighters' corners scream their final instructions, as the referee calls time. Here we go, back to the action!

Cervenka walks into a left hand.
A swing and a miss from Cervenka.
Bang walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Cervenka checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Good work by Cervenka as he checks the leg kick.
Cervenka looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Cervenka looks to land a left hand but Bang moved out of range nicely.
Bang swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bang is looking to score with low kicks.
Bang uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Cervenka.
Cervenka swings for the body but Bang moves out of range.
Bang was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bang throws a quick inside leg kick.
Bang digs a good body shot into Cervenka's ribs.
Cervenka rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Bang moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bang motions for Cervenka to come forward. Bang throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
Bang misses with a straight left.
Cervenka is looking for the big counter here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Cervenka looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
Bang slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Bang fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Bang throws a poor cross that misses
and Cervenka cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bang fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. Cervenka looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Cervenka looks shocked there as he takes a right hand to the temple.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cervenka throws a series of punches but Bang moves out of range.
It looked like Bang was looking amped, ready to throw a big counter but didn't commit.
Cervenka misses with a hook. Bang ducked under it nicely.
Cervenka cracks Bang with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Cervenka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
It seemed like Cervenka was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
Cervenka has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
Bang uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Cervenka.
Donk. Cervenka catches Bang right on the button with a cross.
Bang connects with a jab.
Bang scores with a nice strike.
Cervenka takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Cervenka looks to land a left hand but Bang moved out of range nicely.
Cervenka throws a right and a left that both miss.
Bang lands a jab.
Bang misses with a hook.
And an attempted straight right on the counter from Cervenka! But no joy.
Bang tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Cervenka was well out of range. Poor timing from Bang.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cervenka takes a swing at Bang's ribcage but misses.
Bang works his jab well there, keeping his opponent at a distance.
A clash of legs there as Bang blocks the low kick.
No joy there for Cervenka, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Cervenka misses with a few strikes there.
Bang is looking to counter punch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bang tries to clinch but Cervenka is having none of it.
Bang slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Cervenka throws a right and a left that Bang avoids nicely.
Cervenka bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Bang's head.
Cervenka tries to clinch but Bang moves out of range.
A big left from Cervenka misses.
Bang throws out a loose jab but Cervenka uses good head movement to avoid it.
Cervenka scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cervenka's corner calls for a 1, 2 combination and Cervenka duly obliges.
Bang throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Cervenka on the side of the head.
Bang looks to score with a jab to the body but Cervenka is just out of range.
Bang throws a shot from downtown. Cervenka moves away and avoids it.
Nice defenses there by Bang.
Bang lands a nice shot that snaps Cervenka's head back.
Bang lands with a nice low kick. That'll leave a bruise.
Cervenka misses with a wild body shot.
An attempted straight right counter from Bang misses the target.
Bang uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Cervenka.
Cervenka keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cervenka throws a body shot but no joy.
Cervenka fails to land with a series of punches.
Bang is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Some wild striking there from Bang.
Bang throws a nice outside leg kick.
Bang bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps Cervenka's head backwards.
Bang throws the kick towards the body but Cervenka avoids it.
A left lands for Bang.
Cervenka uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bang.
Bang swinging wildly here.
Lemmy Bang is winning the standup battle so far.
Bang throws a big shot that misses.
Bang cracks Cervenka with an open hand slap.
Bang works Cervenka's body with a nice hook.
Bang takes a swing at Cervenka's ribcage but misses.
Bang staying out of range there.
A nice leg kick lands there from Bang.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cervenka takes a step back and watches a body kick go sailing past his mid section.
Bang misses with a body punch
and Cervenka cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Bang clobbers Cervenka with an overhand right that has the crowd gasping. That made a horrendous noise.
Bang misses with a wild body shot.
Cervenka throws a body shot but no joy.
Bang throwing a counter right hand but Cervenka manages to avoid it.
Cervenka avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Cervenka shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Cervenka swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

Bang has managed to clinch.
Cervenka scores with a nice hook to the head.
Bang tries to work over Cervenka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
A quick uppercut on the inside from Cervenka.
Bang lands with a left to the head.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cervenka takes a shot to the head.
Bang misses with the head strike.
Bang blocking some punches.
Bang tries to work over Cervenka's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
Bang lands with a short punch from the clinch.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Lemmy Bang dominated that second round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action. This is the final round!

Cervenka lands a jab to the head.
Bang tries to close the distance and clinch up but Cervenka swats him away and circles back towards the center.
Bang throws an overhand right that lands on Cervenka's shoulder, as Cervenka tries to avoid the shot.
Cervenka bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
Cervenka misses the shot to the body.
Bang was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Cervenka throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Bang sees it coming and avoids it easily.
Cervenka takes a shot to the body in his stride.
Cervenka throws a good cross that connects.
Cervenka with poor footwork there. He got himself in a bit of a tangle, enabling Bang to score with a decent uppercut.
A shot to the liver by Cervenka. Beautiful body shot.
Cervenka avoids a punch combination nicely.
Bang misses with a low kick.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bang. Cervenka does a little dance to reset his feet.
The fight stays on the outside here - Bang looks like he's thinking about clinching though.
Bang tries to land a leg kick but Cervenka saw it coming and moves away.
Bang changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bang with a jab.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bang lands a vicious shot with the stealth of a sniper and the strength of a viper. Are vipers that strong? I can think of lots of things that are stronger than a viper - not many rhyme with sniper though.
A looping hook to the body misses from Cervenka. Bang does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cervenka takes one to the side of the head.
Cervenka avoids the clinch attempt nicely.
Cervenka defending well as Bang loads up on a big left hand.
Cervenka closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Bang thows a left - swing and a miss!
Cervenka scores with a one two! Bang had his feet all tangled up there and couldn't avoid the strikes.
Cervenka throws a right hand that Bang ducks under and follows up with a left that Bang also avoids with ease.
Nice cross by Cervenka.
Bang with a nice calf kick.
A left lands for Cervenka.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Cervenka slips under a jab.

Bang rushes Cervenka and pushes him back against the cage in a clinch.
Cervenka trying to land knees to the body.
Bang tried to land a shot to the body but connects with Cervenka's elbow.
Cervenka has a pretty nasty looking mouse under his right eye.
Bang blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Both guys are working to get underhooks.
Cervenka tries a knee to the head but Bang blocks it.
Cervenka tries to land knees in the clinch but Bang avoids the damage to the body.
Bang struggles to land a body shot inside as Cervenka controls his hands.
Bang lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cervenka backwards.
A head punch on the inside from Cervenka fails to land.
Bang on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
Cervenka lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.
A head punch on the inside from Bang fails to land.
Cervenka tries a knee to the head but Bang blocks it.
Bang digs a right hand underneath Cervenka's ribcage. Cervenka let out a lung full of air as it connected.
Cervenka takes a big intake of breath there - he's definitely tired.
Cervenka has a couple of punches blocked by Bang.
Still in the clinch, Bang scores with a nice short uppercut.
A head punch on the inside from Cervenka fails to land.
Cervenka goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
Bang lands a hook to the side of the head.
Bang stalling in the clinch but Cervenka improves position.
Cervenka looking to throw knees to the head but Bang is blocking nicely.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Cervenka scores with a knee to the head.
Bang looking to stall.
Cervenka lands on the inside with an uppercut.
Cervenka lands a right hand that snaps the head of Bang backwards.
Bang stalling the fight.
Cervenka's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Bang lands a body punch.
A head punch on the inside from Cervenka fails to land.
A nice left hand lands by Bang.
Cervenka prevents a body shot from Bang.
Cervenka lands a shoulder strike that jolts his opponent's head backwards.
Cervenka misses with the head strike.
Bang doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bang lands with a light punch inside.
Cervenka throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Bang blocks it with crossed arms.
Bang lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Cervenka backwards.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Cervenka blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Bang misses with a punch to the body.
Bang struggles to land a body shot inside as Cervenka controls his hands.
A right hand to the body from Bang.
Bang lands a shoulder strike.
Bang prevents a body shot from Cervenka.
A short body shot lands from Bang as the two fighters clinch.
Bang lands a left hand that snaps the head of Cervenka backwards.
A short left from Bang.

Cervenka is rocked!
Bang scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Cervenka is still on wobbly legs! Can Bang finish him?
With the fighters clinched against the cage, Bang creates a bit of distance for himself and scores with a nice uppercut.
Cervenka tries to land a knee to the head but Bang blocks with his arms.
Bang throws a hook to the body. More of an arm punch but it's all scoring with the judges.
Cervenka with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Nice body punch from Bang.
Some stalling of biblical proportions here from Bang.
Bang lands with a left to the head.
Bang lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Cervenka backwards.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Bang lands a big right hand that drops Cervenka! The killer instinct kicks in and Bang finishes his opponent with a series of strikes from mount. A dominating finish by Bang!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 4:55 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Lemmy Bang!
A very excited looking Lemmy Bang made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.