PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Joe Biden (ranked 456 p4p, 637 weight class) and Bardia Farrokhzad (ranked 33 p4p, 47 weight class). Biden kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Side to Side. Farrokhzad has chosen Rastak - Hele Mali (Iranian Fisherman Folk Song) as his entrance music, which hasn't gone down very well with the crowd. Both fighters look fresh as a daisy as they make their way towards the cage.

Biden
vs
Farrokhzad

168 cm
31
141
21 - 12 - 1

170 cm
35
148
28 - 22 - 0

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 21 - 12 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Biden!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 28 - 22 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Bardia Farrokhzad!
The judges for this bout are Don Winkell, Percy O'Donnell and Frank Antenori.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Farrokhzad throws a body punch but Biden moves out of range.
Farrokhzad misses with a hook. Biden ducked under it nicely.
A quick step to the side and Biden tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
A looping hook to the body misses from Farrokhzad. Biden does a little dance to reset his feet.
Biden swings and misses with a hook to the body.
It seemed like Farrokhzad was going to counter with the hook but didn't fully commit to it.
The fighters circling - Farrokhzad throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Farrokhzad lands a jab.

It looks like Joe Biden has been cut.
Farrokhzad misses with a straight left.
Farrokhzad ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Biden moves away.
Farrokhzad misses with a body shot.
Farrokhzad scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Biden uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Farrokhzad.
Biden fires out a quick counter leg kick but Farrokhzad just manages to avoid it.
Farrokhzad swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.
Farrokhzad rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Biden counters with a solid body kick.
Biden ducks right into an uppercut from Farrokhzad.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Farrokhzad misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Biden.
Biden swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
A swing and a miss from Biden.

Farrokhzad clinches with his opponent.
Farrokhzad throws a head punch that misses.
Biden tries to land a knee to the head but Farrokhzad blocks with his arms.
A short right from Farrokhzad on the inside.
Farrokhzad misses with a hook to the ribs.
Farrokhzad tries to land knees in the clinch but Biden avoids the damage to the body.
Biden lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Biden landing knees to the head.
Farrokhzad lands a good knee to the midsection. Biden won't want to take too many of those.
Biden tries to throw a body punch but Farrokhzad avoids it by throwing Biden back against the cage.
Farrokhzad misses with a punch to the body.
Biden blocks an uppercut.
Biden misses with a knee strike.
Farrokhzad lands a right hand.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Biden softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
Farrokhzad takes a knee to the side of the body.
Biden blocks a couple of punches on the inside.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Biden working aggressively here.
Farrokhzad tries a body shot but Biden blocks it.
Biden trying to land knees to the body.
Biden lands a knee to the head there! That was nasty!
Farrokhzad throws a head punch that misses.
Biden scores with a nice hook to the head.

Farrokhzad is rocked!
Biden connects with a knee to the head.
Farrokhzad is still on wobbly legs! Can Biden finish him?
Biden lands a left hand.
Biden doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Farrokhzad's head jolts backwards as he takes an uppercut right on the button!
Biden lands an uppercut in the clinch that drops Farrokhzad to his knees! Biden keeps firing more shots against his stricken opponent and the referee jumps in to save him!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:35 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Joe Biden!
A very excited looking Joe Biden made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.