PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between FaTTy McButterPantZ (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Slimbo Kice (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Kice has chosen F**k The Other Side as his entrance music. Slimbo Kice will no doubt be looking to use his reach advantage to good effect.

McButterPantZ
vs
Kice

150 cm
24
271 lbs
5 - 0 - 0

179 cm
23
250 lbs
5 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Brawler
Very strong

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Powerful

HATE Technologies

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, for the heavyweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 5 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, FaTTy McButterPantZ!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 5 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Slimbo Kice!
The judges for this bout are Gwen Towbar, Cecil Peabody and Chris Downing.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A swing and a miss from McButterPantZ.
Kice looks to land a combination but McButterPantZ avoids it well.
Kice attempts a low kick but it misses it's target.
McButterPantZ goes to the watering hole and comes back with a big thumbs up from the judges as he scores a three punch combo.
McButterPantZ misses with a double jab
and Kice counters with a three punch combo that has McButterPantZ backing up. McButterPantZ nods at Kice to acknowledge the strikes.
Kice lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but McButterPantZ circles away quickly and effectively.
Nice cross by Kice.
Kice misses with a jab, cross combination.
McButterPantZ throws a series of punches but Kice moves out of range.
McButterPantZ shoots in but Kice avoids the takedown attempt easily.
Kice scores with a jab to the jaw.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Kice fakes and then throws a beautiful body shot. McButterPantZ looks a bit winded and takes a step backwards to take a breath.
Kice leaves McButterPantZ with his face pressed against the mat as he sprawls beautifully, defending against a solid takedown attempt.
McButterPantZ looks frustrated there after his takedown attempt is stuffed easily.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for FaTTy McButterPantZ. That's going to take a lot out of him.
McButterPantZ has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from Kice finds it's way round the side to connect with McButterPantZ's head.
Slimbo Kice seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
McButterPantZ shoots in for a takedown but doesn't get it.
A jab-cross combination lands for Kice and sends McButterPantZ crashing to the mat! Kice follows him down to the mat - McButterPantZ regains half guard but he's not out of trouble yet!

McButterPantZ is rocked!

It looks like FaTTy McButterPantZ has been cut.
McButterPantZ is breathing heavily.

Kice decides to stand and escape the position.
Oh McButterPantZ is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!

That's one minute gone in the round.
Kice lands with a precision combination! Left, right, uppercut and McButterPantZ falls flat on his face, eyes wide open but he's out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:06 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punches). Slimbo Kice!
Slimbo Kice is the new heavyweight champion!