PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between I Am Jewish (ranked 2261 p4p, 1937 weight class) and Obama Filth (ranked 285 p4p, 253 weight class). Filth has chosen Beat the Bastards as his entrance music. This should be fireworks!

Jewish
vs
Filth

180 cm
29
191
10 - 1 - 0

185 cm
33
193
18 - 15 - 1

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Excellent grappler
World class MT
Powerful

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 10 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, I Am Jewish!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 15 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Obama Filth!
The judges for this bout are Alec Ball, Yves DeLean and Robert Douchet.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A head kick misses from Filth.
Jewish wants to clinch but Filth slips to the side
and Filth counters with a nice uppercut.
I Am Jewish seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jewish takes a head kick and shrugs it off.
Filth lands a nice looking body kick.
Jewish throws a head kick that misses

and Filth counters with a nice right hand that sends Jewish toppling to the canvas! Jewish scrambles and gets back to his feet - can Filth finish him?!

Jewish is rocked!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Jewish gets tagged by a hook that puts him to sleep! Filth points and yells something to his unconcious foe before strutting off. Jewish wakes up just in time to hear Filth thank his coaches in the post fight interview.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:28 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Obama Filth!
In his post fight interview, Obama Filth started talking himself up. Luckily his charisma kept the crowd on side and gave him a good reception.