PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Jacque Mécanicien The Machine (ranked 3161 p4p, 3020 weight class) and Jimmy Clubber (ranked 364 p4p, 354 weight class). The Machine comes to the cage accompanied by La petite fille de la mer. The atmosphere really building for this one as we go over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

The Machine
vs
Clubber

198 cm
20
275
2 - 0 - 0

196 cm
21
290
3 - 1 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Excellent MT
Cardio machine

Decent wrestler
Excellent MT
Granite chin

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 2 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jacque Mécanicien The Machine!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 3 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Jimmy Clubber!
The judges for this bout are Robert Douchet, Dillan Fox and Steve Smith.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Machine scores with a jab to the body.
The Machine loads up on a big right hand but Clubber slips the punch.
Despite the aggression on Clubber's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
Clubber takes a body punch but keeps moving.
We've been told by The Machine's head coaches at Outlier Martial Arts that he's been working on his takedown defense in preparation for this fight.
The Machine waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Clubber.
The Machine misses with a straight right.
The Machine dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
The Machine lands a slapping body shot.
Clubber misses with a right hand
and The Machine cracks him with a counter punch right on the button.
Clubber uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
The Machine just misses with a punch to the body.

Clubber forces The Machine back against the cage and clinches.
The Machine wants to break free but Clubber has control.
Clubber swings wildly with an uppercut but The Machine uses good head movement to avoid it.
Clubber tries to throw a body punch but The Machine avoids it by throwing Clubber back against the cage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
A short right from Clubber.
Clubber can't find room to land a body shot as The Machine controls the action.

The Machine breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
The Machine bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Machine throws a jab when Clubber was well out of range.
Clubber tries to land a front kick but The Machine steps back. That was a bit too telegraphed.
Clubber takes a shot to the body in his stride.

Clubber has closed the distance and engaged The Machine in a clinch.
The Machine can't break the clinch.
Clubber tries to work over The Machine's body with a swooping hook but it only glances the target.
The Machine wants to strike at distance but he can't break free of the clinch.
The Machine has had enough of the clinch and is looking to separate.
The Machine is trying to break the clinch but Clubber is controlling him.
Clubber goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
The Machine wants to get back to striking at distance but Clubber won't allow it.
A short right from Clubber.
Clubber lands a right hand.

The Machine breaks the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.

Clubber has taken the fight to the clinch.
Clubber tries a body shot but The Machine blocks it.
Clubber looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.

The Machine pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
The Machine wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Machine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clubber was well out of range. Poor timing from The Machine.
Clubber tries to move into range but The Machine moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
A slow jab from Clubber misses its intended target.
The Machine was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
The Machine avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Clubber misses with a body punch
and The Machine counters with a left to the body.
Clubber lands a straight punch to the body, keeping The Machine at a distance.
A combination from Clubber does no damage.
It looked like The Machine wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
The Machine connects with a single shot there.
Clubber ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's three minutes gone in the round.

Clubber drops The Machine with a nice combination! Clubber dives into The Machine's guard, looking to finish!

The Machine is rocked!

It looks like Jacque Mécanicien The Machine has been cut.

Clubber decides to stand up and beckons his opponent to follow.
Clubber misses with a low kick.
Clubber throws a right hand that misses
and The Machine counters with a stiff right hand.
Clubber throws a jab when The Machine was well out of range.
The Machine takes a swing at Clubber's ribcage but misses.
The Machine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Clubber misses with an uppercut
letting The Machine counter with a right hand.
Clubber misses with an uppercut
and The Machine counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Clubber uses good footwork to get in and out and land a nice right hand before The Machine has time to react.
Clubber misses with the combination.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clubber moves away from the strike by The Machine.
The Machine misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Clubber.
Clubber looks like he wants to counter punch here.
The Machine throws a lazy uppercut
and Clubber counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Clubber tries to score with a low kick but The Machine moves his leg out of the way.
The Machine throws a body shot but no joy.
The Machine stuns Clubber with a nice body shot, before stepping back out of range.
The Machine is looking to wear down Clubber with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
The Machine on the wrong end of a nice low kick. He's acting like it's no big deal but he doesn't want to take many more of those.
The Machine swings for the body but Clubber moves out of range.
Clubber looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Nice jab there from The Machine.
The Machine misses with a wild body shot.
Clubber flicks out a counter leg kick but The Machine steps away.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

A close round but Jimmy Clubber will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jacque Mécanicien The Machine's cut.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

Clubber misses with a lunging right hand
and The Machine counters with a nice uppercut.
The Machine jabs Clubber to the body, keeping him at a distance.
Jacque Mécanicien The Machine is winning the standup battle so far.
A jab from Clubber misses.
A big right from Clubber misses.
Clubber misses with a hook. The Machine ducked under it nicely.
A counter left hand to the body from The Machine misses its target.
The Machine closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
The Machine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Clubber looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
Clubber throws a solid leg kick but The Machine takes the impact on his shin and smiles at Clubber.
The Machine is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Clubber rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and The Machine counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The Machine misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Clubber.
Clubber lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Clubber swings away with a body shot that misses
and The Machine makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
The Machine fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clubber throws an off balance right hand
and The Machine counters with a right hand to the body.
The Machine takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Clubber misses with a body shot
and The Machine counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The Machine punishes Clubber's body with a nice straight punch.
The Machine fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Clubber tries to move into range but The Machine moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The Machine fakes a head punch and goes low to the body. Nicely done.
Clubber throws a right hand that The Machine ducks under and follows up with a left that The Machine also avoids with ease.
Jimmy Clubber seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Machine fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Clubber manages to avoid it.
Clubber connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between The Machine's hands.
Clubber throws a leg kick that is checked
and The Machine counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
The Machine closes the distance and takes a jab right on the nose as he does so.
Clubber fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
Clubber steps to the side to avoid the strikes from The Machine.
Nice body punch from The Machine.
Clubber takes a swing at The Machine's ribcage but misses.
The Machine looks to land a left hand but Clubber moved out of range nicely.
The Machine swings for the body but Clubber moves out of range.
Clubber wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Clubber throws a poor cross that misses
and The Machine counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
The Machine slips under a jab from Clubber.
The Machine was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Clubber punishes The Machine's body with a nice straight punch.
Clubber lands a right hook to the body.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
Clubber scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Clubber scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Clubber tries a switch kick but it misses it's target.
Clubber throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Machine counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
The Machine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clubber was well out of range. Poor timing from The Machine.
Clubber defending well as The Machine loads up on a big left hand.
The Machine bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Machine swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
The Machine keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Clubber swings wildly with a right hand that was never going to find it's target.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Clubber throws a predictable looking body shot
and The Machine connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
Clubber swings away with a body shot that misses
and The Machine counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Machine throws a body punch but Clubber moves out of range.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
The Machine comes forward and lands a shot to the body, then darts back out of range.
The fighters circle momentarily. The Machine darts into range and connects with a nice straight punch.
The Machine looks to throw the jab but Clubber is out of range.
Clubber misses with the combination.
The Machine misses with a body shot.
The Machine tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Clubber was well out of range. Poor timing from The Machine.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

That was a close second round but I would say that Jacque Mécanicien The Machine will probably get the nod.
The cut man is working on Jacque Mécanicien The Machine's cut.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business. Let's get this one finished - here comes the final round!

Clubber misses with a hook
and The Machine counters with a right hand to the body.
Clubber changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Clubber misses with a combination
and The Machine counters with a straight right hand.
The Machine throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Clubber scores with a slapping inside leg kick.
Clubber throws a looping overhand right but The Machine ducks down to avoid it.
The Machine moves away from the strike by Clubber.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
The Machine misses with a body punch

and Clubber counters by moving into the clinch. Good anticipation by Clubber.
Clubber keeps the fight in the clinch, despite The Machine's efforts to push away.
The Machine is looking to break free of the clinch but Clubber has double underhooks.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Clubber pushes The Machine back against the cage and unloads with a body punch.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.
Clubber tries to throw a body punch but The Machine avoids it by throwing Clubber back against the cage.
Clubber misses with some punches.
The Machine is trying to break free.
Clubber softening up his opponent with strikes, against the cage.
The Machine wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Clubber has The Machine pressed against the cage, preventing The Machine from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
Clubber throws a head punch that misses.
The Machine working hard to break the clinch.
The Machine working hard to break the clinch.

The Machine pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Clubber throws a jab when The Machine was well out of range.
A counter left hand to the body from The Machine misses its target.
Clubber looks for the body kick but The Machine saw that one coming.
Clubber staying out of range there.
The Machine jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The fighters are starting to perspire pretty heavily.
Clubber throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and The Machine counters with a stiff right hand.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Nice defenses there by The Machine.
The Machine is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Clubber.
Clubber slips a straight right by The Machine.
Clubber misses with a hook
and Clubber takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Machine throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Clubber has his hands up protecting his head but a hook from The Machine finds it's way round the side to connect with Clubber's head.
Clubber tries to clinch up.
A big right from The Machine misses.
Clubber fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Clubber sizes up The Machine with a pawing jab and scores with a straight right down the middle.
Clubber rushes The Machine and starts throwing punches like they are going out of style! The Machine is up against the cage and has nowhere to go. Clubber piles on the pressure and The Machine crumples to the floor! This one is all over!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:57 of round 3, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Jimmy Clubber!