PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a heavyweight MMA rules bout between Chesty Tessmacher (ranked 4864 p4p, 3450 weight class) and Kalani Paiea Wohi O Kaleikini O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea (ranked 505 p4p, 414 weight class). Chesty Tessmacher could well score a knockout today. He has the power to get to Kalani Paiea Wohi O Kaleikini O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea's chin.

Tessmacher
vs
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea

189 cm
21
272
1 - 4 - 0

196 cm
21
285
4 - 4 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Brown Belt
World class MT
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Chesty Tessmacher!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 4 - 4 - 0, fighting out of Helsinki, Kalani Paiea Wohi O Kaleikini O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea!
The judges for this bout are Dillan Fox, Elvis Blanc and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Tessmacher goes for a spinning back kick but it misses.
Tessmacher throws a right hand that misses
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea slips under a jab from Tessmacher.
A slow jab from Tessmacher misses its intended target.
Tessmacher cracks O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea with a nice right hand that draws applause from the crowd.
Tessmacher misses with a straight right.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea doesn't react quick enough there as he takes a shot to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea misses the target.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea misses with an attempted mid kick.
Tessmacher throws a lazy right hand but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea drops his hands momentarily and Tessmacher takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea walks into a stiff left hand from Tessmacher.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.
Tessmacher throws a leg kick
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a straight punch to the midsection.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea slips a jab from Tessmacher.
Despite the aggression on O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea's face he doesn't fully commit to the counter.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Tessmacher swings widly with a right hand
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Tessmacher throws a series of punches but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea moves out of range.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tessmacher throws a hook but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea avoids it easily.
A nice combination there by O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea.
Tessmacher misses with a hook.
Tessmacher checks a leg kick.
Tessmacher throws a lazy right hand but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
We've been informed that O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
A big left from O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea misses.
Tessmacher misses with a hook
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a nice kick to the body.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Tessmacher!
Tessmacher throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea plants his feet and lands a nice head kick!
Tessmacher misses with a hook. O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea ducked under it nicely.
Good exchange - Tessmacher coming out on top.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tessmacher does a little shimmy and throws a leg kick. The leg kick missed by a considerable margin though, making him look a little bit silly for doing the shimmy.
Tessmacher throws an ugly left hook that misses
enabling O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea to counter with a crisp jab.
Tessmacher throws an ugly left hook that misses
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a body kick that stops Tessmacher in his tracks momentarily.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea throws a head kick but Tessmacher moves out of range.
Tessmacher slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tessmacher throws out a loose jab but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea uses good head movement to avoid it.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea walks into a left hand.
Tessmacher throws a lazy right hand but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Tessmacher looks to have improved his striking defense since last time we saw him fight.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea tries to work over Tessmacher's front leg with a kick but Tessmacher checks it.

O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea moves into the clinch successfully.
Tessmacher wants to break free but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea has control.
Tessmacher wants to get back to striking at distance but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea won't allow it.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea has Tessmacher pushed against the cage.
Tessmacher looks like he'd prefer to be striking at range right now.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea keeps the fight in the clinch, despite Tessmacher's efforts to push away.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea has Tessmacher pressed against the cage, preventing Tessmacher from circling away and getting back to striking at range.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea swings away with an uppercut that misses.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch blocked on the inside by Tessmacher.
A short uppercut from O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea working some nice short punches in the clinch.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tessmacher wants to get back to striking at distance but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea won't allow it.

O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea's corner calls for him to break the clinch, which he does.
Tessmacher blocks the body kick.
Tessmacher misses with a lunging right hand
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with an inside leg kick.
Tessmacher throws out a loose jab but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea uses good head movement to avoid it.
A telegraphed right hand from Tessmacher misses the target.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea is trying to counter with his kicks.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Tessmacher.
Tessmacher pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Tessmacher connects with a slap. Keep your fist closed son.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Tessmacher.
Tessmacher swings widly with a right hand
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a stiff right hand.
Tessmacher moves out of range of the body kick from O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea.
Tessmacher throws an off balance right hand
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea makes the exchange count by landing a cracking kick to the body. Tessmacher really felt that one!
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea on the wrong end of a nice jab.
Nice body kick there by O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Tessmacher.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea fakes a head shot and lands one to the body.
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Tessmacher tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea was well out of range. Poor timing from Tessmacher.
Tessmacher changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Tessmacher throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped

and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a crisp one two that drops Tessmacher! O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea thinks about following him to the mat for a moment but instead steps back and waves Tessmacher to his feet! Tessmacher is in big trouble!
Tessmacher is breathing heavily.
Tessmacher swings widly with a right hand
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a slapping leg kick.
Chesty Tessmacher seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Tessmacher will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea throws a body kick that sends a sickening thudding noise reverberating around the arena.
Tessmacher is really peppering his opponent's head with punches.
Tessmacher misses the jab.
A big left from O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea misses.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Tessmacher throws out the jab.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea replies with a solid counter kick to the body but Tessmacher blocks it well.
Tessmacher misses with an uppercut. O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea saw that one coming.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea thinks about the counter body kick.
Tessmacher swings away with a body shot that misses
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a straight right hand.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea connects with a leg kick.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Kalani Paiea Wohi O Kaleikini O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea dominated that round.
Well, the break between rounds is over. Let's get back to the scrappin!

O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea bobbing and weaving, closes the distance and lands a hook to the side of Tessmacher's head.
Tessmacher throws a poor cross that misses
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.

Tessmacher is rocked!
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea takes a jab right on the kisser.
Tessmacher scores with a decent looking hook.
Tessmacher tests O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea's chin there with a solid looking shot.
Tessmacher throws a leg kick
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a thumping low kick.
Tessmacher rushes in with a sloppy looking punch
and Tessmacher takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Oh Tessmacher is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
Oooooooooooh, not good. A low kick from Tessmacher lands where it shouldn't have, right in the... well, you know what he did? He kicked him in the penis. He's injured, injured bad. The referee sends both fighters to their corners and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea has 5 minutes to recover. He's OK now though... a thumbs up from O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea and we're back underway with a touch of gloves.
Tessmacher seems to have got his legs back now.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea tries to close the distance and clinch up against the cage but Tessmacher paws at him with a jab and circles away.

O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea moves into range and clinches up with Tessmacher.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A nice right hand lands inside from O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea.

Tessmacher pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Tessmacher dodges the punch combination from O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea.
Tessmacher swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea moves his head to the side to avoid a jab but walks straight into a cross.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Tessmacher misses with the combination.
Tessmacher throws a predictable looking body shot
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea connects with a straight left hand counter down the middle.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea has used his reach advantage pretty well so far tonight.
A swing and a miss from Tessmacher.
Tessmacher fakes a jab and scores with a low kick.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea slips under a jab.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea steps in looking to counter with the mid kick but it doesn't connect.
Tessmacher is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea.
Tessmacher misses with a straight right.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea moves away from the strike by Tessmacher.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea appeared to try and counter that last move with a leg kick.
Tessmacher motions for O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea to come forward. Tessmacher throws a leg kick but it misses it's target.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea scoring well with a low kick there.
Tessmacher dives in and grabs O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea's left leg, looking for a takedown. O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea pushes down on Tessmacher's head and hops out.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Tessmacher moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromO Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea.
Tessmacher throws a head kick that misses and slips in the process. He scrambles back to his feet and the fighters circle.
Tessmacher scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
Tessmacher throws a body kick despite being completely out of range
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters with a lovely straight right hand!

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Tessmacher swings wildly with a couple of big hooks
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Some wild striking there from Tessmacher.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea lets it all go there with a big combo counter but none of the punches connected.
Tessmacher pushes forward with a 1-2 combination that forces O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea back to the cage. Tessmacher follows up with a solid lead hook to the liver.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea throws a front kick that sends Tessmacher stumbling back into the cage.
Both fighters are absolutely exhausted here.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea chopping away at his opponent's legs.
Tessmacher takes a kick to the body and keeps moving.
Tessmacher bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea throws a body kick that digs right into the meat.
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.
Tessmacher throws a body punch but O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea moves out of range.
A slow jab from Tessmacher misses its intended target.
Tessmacher jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Tessmacher moves out of the way of the counter high kick fromO Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea.

O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea lands a big head kick that sends Tessmacher tumbling to the mat! O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea takes a step backwards and waves Tessmacher back to his feet - he wants the finish!
O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea lands a kick to the ribs of his opponent. Nice work there - in and out in a flash.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Tessmacher throws a sloppy body shot
and O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea rattles Tessmacher with a well-timed uppercut counter. - Tessmacher tries to back away and recover but his hands are down low and he gets tagged again, sending him stumbling down to the canvas. O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea dives in after him and quickly finishes the job with a trio of brutal punches, leaving Tessmacher stiff and motionless on the mat!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:08 of round 2, we have a winner by way of KO (Strikes). Kalani Paiea Wohi O Kaleikini O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea!
A victorious Kalani Paiea Wohi O Kaleikini O Iolani I Kaiwikapu Kaui Ka Liholiho Kunuiakea thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.