PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a featherweight MMA rules bout between Monke Donke (ranked 4420 p4p, 3682 weight class) and Michael Scott (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Donke comes to the cage accompanied by Fortnite Battlepass. Scott comes into a darkened arena with his song building. The Office kicks in, the lights come on and the crowd goes wild! What a showman! Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Donke
vs
Scott

179 cm
23
150
0 - 0 - 0

175 cm
25
150
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Purple Belt
Counter fighter
Self confident

BJJ White Belt
Solid Muay Thai
Determined

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the featherweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 0 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Monke Donke!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of St Petersburg, Michael Scott!
The judges for this bout are Damien Edna, Chris Dean and Darius Henderson.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Donke fails with a rather predictable takedown attempt.
Scott misses with a right hand

and Donke counters with a takedown into side control.

Donke thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Donke trying to control the position but Scott is working away.
Scott struggling a bit here.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Scott throwing some weak shots from the bottom that do no damage.
Donke wants to lay and pray for a moment but Scott keeps working.

Donke in side control, working for a kimura. He's got hold of an arm and he's torquing it... Scott is tapping! That's the end of the fight!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:55 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (Kimura). Monke Donke!
A relieved looking Monke Donke thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.