PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Finn The Human (ranked 2808 p4p, 6110 weight class) and Noah Sparrow (ranked 173 p4p, 294 weight class). The Human kept the crowd waiting but all that was forgotten when his ring entrance music started. The incomparable musical genius that is Adventure Time. Finn The Human has the edge in experience - let's see if he can make that count tonight.

The Human
vs
Sparrow

175 cm
45
135
38 - 17 - 2

150 cm
21
130
1 - 0 - 0

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Granite chin

BJJ Blue Belt
Dangerous knees
Good gas tank

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 38 - 17 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Noah Sparrow!
The judges for this bout are James Atkins, James Ackerman and Steven Brown.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Sparrow looks to land a right hand but The Human moved out of range.
The Human looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
The Human connects with a nice looking jab.
Wow, both these guys are really going for it!
The Human defending well as Sparrow loads up on a big left hand.
Sparrow misses with a hook.
Sparrow throws a hook but The Human avoids it easily.
The Human fires out a quick counter leg kick but Sparrow just manages to avoid it.
Sparrow loads up on a big right hand but The Human slips the punch.
The Human uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sparrow.
Sparrow misses with an uppercut. The Human saw that one coming.
The Human blocks a jab.
Sparrow misses with a looping left.
Sparrow misses with a hook. The Human ducked under it nicely.
Sparrow looks to land a left hand but The Human moved out of range nicely.
The Human has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Special Ops N7 Training in the buildup to the fight.
Sparrow loads up on a big right hand but The Human slips the punch.
The Human displays some good footwork, moving neatly out of range as Sparrow throws out the jab.
The Human tries a head kick but it misses.
Sparrow smiles there as he lands a nice right hand right on the button.
Sparrow bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Human's head backwards.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
The Human bobs and weaves well there to avoid the strikes.
The Human was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Sparrow is really struggling to land any decent head shots against his taller opponent.
The Human moves away from the strike by Sparrow.
Sparrow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sparrow waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Human.
It looked like The Human wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Sparrow pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
Sparrow scores with a big left there. The judges will like that one.

That's one minute gone in the round.
The Human uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Sparrow.
The Human throws a nice inside leg kick.
Sparrow throws a jab but it's blocked by The Human.
Sparrow throws an overhand right that lands on The Human's shoulder, as The Human tries to avoid the shot.
It looked like The Human wanted to counter with a hook but didn't fully commit.
Sparrow loads up on a big right hand but The Human slips the punch.
The Human steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sparrow.
The Human fires out a quick counter leg kick but Sparrow just manages to avoid it.
The Human throws a head kick but Sparrow moves out of range.
The Human scores with a jab.
Sparrow might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
A swing and a miss from Sparrow.
Sparrow throws a shot from downtown. The Human moves away and avoids it.
An attempted straight right counter from The Human misses the target.
The Human steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Sparrow.
The Human swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
The Human really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Sparrow looks to land a left hand but The Human moved out of range nicely.
A lazy left from Sparrow finds it's target.
A slow jab from Sparrow misses its intended target.
Sparrow misses with a straight left.
The Human ducks under a wild hook from Sparrow.
The Human moves away from the strike by Sparrow.
Sparrow jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Sparrow throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Sparrow ducks under an overhand right and circles away with a smile on his face.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The Human keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Sparrow.
Sparrow waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract The Human.
The Human looks up at the clock. Bad move! Sparrow lands a right hand from hell, dropping The Human. Sparrow pounces and finishes the fight with a flurry of punches and elbows.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Noah Sparrow!
A victorious Noah Sparrow thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.