PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Dan Bill Jr (ranked 838 p4p, 3548 weight class) and Finn The Human (ranked 63 p4p, 221 weight class). The Human has chosen Adventure Time as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Bill Jr
vs
The Human

168 cm
26
140
7 - 1 - 0

175 cm
45
135
38 - 18 - 2

Good wrestling
World class boxer
Very quick

Good wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conviction
Dangerous Nutrition

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the bantamweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 7 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Dan Bill Jr!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 38 - 18 - 2, fighting out of Hilo, Finn The Human!
The judges for this bout are Edson Gomes, Thiago Cunha and Leandro Rodrigues.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Human dips to his left and cracks Bill Jr with an uppercut!
Bill Jr has his front leg slapped to the side - a nice low kick landing there from The Human.
The Human throws a sloppy head kick and Bill Jr moves out of range easily.
Dan Bill Jr seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The Human blocks a jab.
Bill Jr gets cracked with a nice right hand there by The Human.
Bill Jr looks to land a right hand but The Human moved out of range.
The Human slips a jab from Bill Jr.
Bill Jr bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Human's head backwards.
Bill Jr throws a monster uppercut resembling something out of street fighter but it doesn't land.
Bill Jr looks to land a right hand but The Human moved out of range.
The Human throws out a counter right but Bill Jr avoids it with no problem.
Bill Jr looks to land a left hand but The Human moved out of range nicely.
Bill Jr is really struggling to find his range with his punches. The Human's reach advantage is clearly causing him problems.
Bill Jr misses with a hook. The Human ducked under it nicely.
Bill Jr lunges at The Human with a hook that half lands and is half blocked by The Human's hand.
Bill Jr looks to land a right hand but The Human moved out of range.
The Human looked like he wanted to counter with a punch but didn't throw it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bill Jr connects with the punch.
Bill Jr tests The Human's chin there with a solid looking shot.

The Human is rocked!
The Human looks winded!
Bill Jr throws an uppercut from hell that sends The Human clean off his feet! He's out cold! Bill Jr stands back and admires his work as he thinks about that KO of the night award that is surely being wrapped up for him back stage.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:45 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Dan Bill Jr!
A relieved looking Dan Bill Jr thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.