PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a lightweight MMA rules bout between Wesley Clark (ranked 2428 p4p, 3667 weight class) and Teke Bamalog (ranked 304 p4p, 389 weight class). Bamalog has chosen Stubborn Robot Original Nuttah as his entrance music. There are an array of beautiful celebrities at ringside tonight! I wonder if any of them paid for their tickets.

Clark
vs
Bamalog

183 cm
35
168
18 - 16 - 0

178 cm
45
159
30 - 18 - 3

Good wrestling
Lethal high kicks
KO power

Good wrestler
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Stoner's Killer Apparel
30th Century Beer Store

Mythical Fighter

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the lightweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 16 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Wesley Clark!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 30 - 18 - 3, fighting out of Sydney, Teke Bamalog!
The judges for this bout are Radbod Blank, Paul Aken and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Bamalog misses with a half-hearted attempt at a head kick.
Clark fires out a quick counter leg kick but Bamalog just manages to avoid it.
Bamalog throws a half hearted mid kick.
Clark avoids the head kick by Bamalog.
Bamalog listening to his corner there, landing a nice uppercut.
Bamalog tried to score with a low kick but Clark checks it.
Clark was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bamalog is looking to score with low kicks.
Clark is looking to counter punch.
Bamalog is pinned up against the cage taking some big shots here. The referee is looking closely deciding whether he should stop the fight.

It looks like Teke Bamalog has been cut.
Bamalog tries to land a leg kick but Clark saw it coming and moves away.

Clark has managed to clinch.
Bamalog lands with a light punch inside.
Bamalog misses with a hook from the clinch.
Bamalog goes for a body shot but it's blocked.
A head punch on the inside from Bamalog fails to land.
A shot in the inside from Clark.
Nice body punch from Clark.
Clark lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bamalog backwards.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Clark blocks a body shot from Bamalog.
Bamalog lands with a short punch from the clinch.
Clark blocks a body shot from Bamalog.
Clark misses with a hook to the ribs.
Clark doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Bamalog throws a knee to the head but misses.
Bamalog tries to throw a body punch but Clark avoids it by throwing Bamalog back against the cage.
Clark lands with a quick shot inside that doesn't really do much damage.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Good body shot from Clark.
Bamalog looks winded!
Bamalog tries to circle away but Clark has him pinned against the cage.
Clark works for underhooks and lands a body shot in the process.
Clark lands a nice elbow.
Clark works on Bamalog's body with a couple of short punches.
Clark scores with an uppercut up the middle.
Clark lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Bamalog backwards.
Clark cracks Bamalog with a nice body shot.

Clark has moved round to his opponent's back and is looking for a suplex! Oh snap! He's tossed Bamalog clear over his head and slammed him to the mat!
The ref warns both fighters not to hold the cage as they work up against the meshing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bamalog covers up after that shot from Clark.
Bamalog is being controlled on the ground here - he must escape this position otherwise surely the end is near.
Clark lands shots from the back.
Clark punches the canvas rather than the man.
Clark missing with strikes from the back.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Clark just keeping the dominant position. He can't wait too long though, otherwise the referee will stand them back up.

Clark is working hard for the rear naked choke here.
Clark throws a big right hand but he misses and hits the mat. Ouch.
Bamalog covering up well and avoiding damage.
Bamalog is trying to get back to his feet but he's not managed it yet.
Clark is controlling his opponent, waiting for an opportunity to finish.
Bamalog is trying to stand back up.
Clark lands a punch that was close to the back of the head but the ref thinks it's OK.
Clark scores with punches to the body.

Clark is remaining active here, looking for the choke. The more discerning members of the crowd will appreciate his efforts.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Bamalog is taking damage to the body and head.

That has opened up Teke Bamalog's cut even more.
Clark controls the position.
Bamalog covers up after taking a massive shot to the side of the head.
Clark throwing sloppy strikes.
Clark connects with a big shot to the side of Bamalog's head.

Bamalog is rocked!

The cut above Teke Bamalog's eye is starting to cause him problems now.

The referee calls the doctor in to look at Teke Bamalog's cut. Oh no, the doctor has called an end to the bout!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:52 of round 1, we have a winner by way of TKO (Cut). Wesley Clark!
A loyal slave to those sponsorship dollars, Wesley Clark made sure he mentioned Stoner's Killer Apparel, along with how happy he was to win his fight.
In defeat, Teke Bamalog stepped up to the mic, saying 'I'll kick ass this bastard'.