PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight kickboxing rules bout between Einjar Cloudwhammer (ranked 3549 p4p, 5412 weight class) and Lotte Jansen (ranked 405 p4p, 516 weight class). On his way into the ring it seems that Einjar Cloudwhammer has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Einjar Cloudwhammer seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Cloudwhammer
vs
Jansen

200 cm
28
185
3 - 3 - 0

188 cm
18
185
0 - 1 - 0

Excellent boxer
Big right hand

Excellent boxer
Granite chin

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 3 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Einjar Cloudwhammer!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Amsterdam, Lotte Jansen!
The judges for this bout are Matheus Silva, Felipe Paraventi and Alexandre Firmino.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
A telegraphed right hand from Jansen misses the target.
A quick step to the side and Cloudwhammer tries to counter with a shot to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cloudwhammer dodges the punch combination from Jansen.
Cloudwhammer uses good head movement to avoid the hook from Jansen.
Cloudwhammer fails to land with the punch combination there - jab, cross, hook, miss, miss, miss.
Cloudwhammer really does look like a pencil wearing a pair of gloves. Let's hope he has a gameplan to suit that ridiculous body shape.
Cloudwhammer uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from Jansen.
Cloudwhammer defending well as Jansen loads up on a big left hand.
Jansen misses with an uppercut
and Cloudwhammer counters with a nice jab to the body that keeps Jansen thinking.
Cloudwhammer throws a leg kick which misses Jansen's front leg but catches the back leg as Jansen tries to avoid it.
Cloudwhammer connects with the punch.
Jansen takes a step towards his opponent and connects with a left hand, before circling away.
Cloudwhammer tries to bum rush Jansen with a series of wild strikes but Jansen uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Jansen moves out of range of the strikes.
Cloudwhammer takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Jansen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Cloudwhammer throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Jansen counters with a two punch combo.
Jansen looks more muscular than last time we saw him. He must have been on the weights.
Cloudwhammer shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
Lotte Jansen seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Jansen moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Jansen throws the left hand but Cloudwhammer avoids the punch easily.
Cloudwhammer throws a looping overhand right but Jansen ducks down to avoid it.
A nice combination there by Cloudwhammer.
A big left from Jansen misses.
Jansen throws a right and a left that Cloudwhammer avoids nicely.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Cloudwhammer throws a right and a left that both miss.
Jansen jabs Cloudwhammer right on the nose. Cloudwhammer blinks but takes it well.
A swing and a miss from Jansen.
Jansen might want to mix his strikes up a bit more. He's just going for head shots at the moment and that can become a bit predictable.
Jansen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Cloudwhammer throws a leg kick
and Jansen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Jansen throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Cloudwhammer stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jansen needs to keep his hands up - Cloudwhammer had a free shot at his head there.
Cloudwhammer definitely looks more muscular than last time we saw him fight.
Cloudwhammer lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Jansen circles away quickly and effectively.
Jansen throws the left hand but Cloudwhammer avoids the punch easily.
Cloudwhammer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Jansen is clearly trying to counter these attacks from Cloudwhammer with a body shot.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jansen!
Jansen is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Cloudwhammer.
Jansen throws a right hand that misses
and Cloudwhammer counters with a series of strikes. Jansen will be more careful next time no doubt.
Jansen misses with an uppercut. Cloudwhammer saw that one coming.
Jansen looks to score with a jab to the body but Cloudwhammer is just out of range.
As Jansen backs away, Cloudwhammer returns fire with a leg kick that just misses.
Cloudwhammer misses with a series of wild punches.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
A looping hook to the body misses from Jansen. Cloudwhammer does a little dance to reset his feet.
Cloudwhammer throws a body shot but no joy.
A big left from Cloudwhammer misses.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Lotte Jansen dominated that round.
The corners get their ten second warning. Both fighters stand from their stools and stare each other down, ready to get back to the action.

Jansen uses good footwork to get in and out, landing a nice hook.
Jansen walks straight into an uppercut. Luckily it didn't land flush.
Cloudwhammer fails to land with a series of punches.
Jansen rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Cloudwhammer moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Einjar Cloudwhammer is looking to throw some combinations by the looks of things.
Jansen throws a right hand that Cloudwhammer ducks under and follows up with a left that Cloudwhammer also avoids with ease.
Cloudwhammer throws a big counter combination but Jansen scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Cloudwhammer gets his head snapped back by a nice shot there.
Cloudwhammer throws a combination that misses
enabling Jansen to counter with a crisp jab.
No joy there for Cloudwhammer, who threw a few shots but didn't land.
Jansen throws out a counter right but Cloudwhammer avoids it with no problem.
Cloudwhammer throws a series of punches but Jansen moves out of range.
Jab, cross, leg kick. Nice combination by Jansen!
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
A low kick from Cloudwhammer misses
and Jansen counters with a stiff right hand.
The fighters circling - Jansen throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
A big left from Jansen misses.
Cloudwhammer fails to land with a series of punches.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jansen lands with a right hand.
Cloudwhammer misses with a combination
and Jansen counters with a straight right hand.
A telegraphed right hand from Jansen misses the target.
Jansen takes a solid shot to the body. That one hurt him but he's trying not to show it.
Jansen showing good head movement there, avoiding the strikes from Cloudwhammer.
Jansen will need to tighten up his combinations if he doesn't want to gas himself out, swinging at thin air.
Cloudwhammer throws a big counter combination but Jansen scrambles out of danger and avoids any damage.
Cloudwhammer scores to the head and body with a nice combination!
Cloudwhammer throws a right hand that Jansen ducks under and follows up with a left that Jansen also avoids with ease.
Cloudwhammer uses decent footwork to sidestep a right hand from Jansen.
Jansen has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Jansen misses with a wild body shot.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Cloudwhammer misses with a combination
and Jansen counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Cloudwhammer misses with a body shot
and Jansen counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
Left hook, right uppercut from Jansen.
A lazy left from Jansen finds it's target.
Jansen misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Cloudwhammer.
Cloudwhammer fires out a quick counter leg kick but Jansen just manages to avoid it.
Jansen lunges in with swinging rights and lefts but Cloudwhammer circles away quickly and effectively.
Cloudwhammer went nuts there looking for a big combo counter but none of the flurry connected.
Jansen throws an overhand right that lands on Cloudwhammer's shoulder, as Cloudwhammer tries to avoid the shot.
Cloudwhammer takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.
Jansen jabbing away but nothing is landing.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cloudwhammer looks to land a combination but Jansen avoids it well.
Jansen lands a pitter patter jab to the forehead of his opponent.
Jansen throws a hook but Cloudwhammer avoids it easily.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Lotte Jansen showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
That's time! Back to the action! And we move into the final round!

Cloudwhammer throws a body shot but no joy.
Jansen is loading up here, looking for a big counter of his own.
Cloudwhammer closes the distance and lands a one-two.
Jansen scores with a nice strike.
Jansen takes a really solid shot there but just smiles back and shrugs his shoulders.
Jansen scores with a jab to the body.
Jansen misses with a straight right.
Jansen misses with an uppercut. Cloudwhammer saw that one coming.
Cloudwhammer throws a right and a left that Jansen avoids nicely.
Cloudwhammer looks to score with a jab to the body but Jansen is just out of range.
Jansen misses the shot to the body.
Cloudwhammer throws a right hand that Jansen ducks under and follows up with a left that Jansen also avoids with ease.
Cloudwhammer swings away but doesn't land with a series of punches.
Sloppy strikes from Cloudwhammer. Those never looked like landing.
Cloudwhammer is using his height advantage well here, landing a good percentage of his punches.
Fantastic stuff here - a very entertaining period of action, which has drawn cheers from the crowd.
Cloudwhammer misses with a few strikes there.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Jansen throws a lazy right hand but Cloudwhammer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
Cloudwhammer is looking for a counter combo.
A punch combination from Jansen misses.
Jansen throws an overhand right that lands on Cloudwhammer's shoulder, as Cloudwhammer tries to avoid the shot.
Jansen misses with a few strikes there.
Jansen throws a right and a left that both miss.
Lotte Jansen seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Cloudwhammer throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Cloudwhammer slips a jab from Jansen.
Cloudwhammer moves into range and throws a combination. A nice jab followed by a hook to the body.
Cloudwhammer takes a body punch that cleary hurt but he's trying not to show any weakness.
Jansen scores with a nice head shot.
Jansen scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Jansen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Both fighters are breathing heavily.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Jansen throws an uppercut from half a mile away. Cloudwhammer sees it coming and avoids it easily.
As Jansen looks to move away, Cloudwhammer throws a big counter combo but Jansen just gets out of the way.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Cloudwhammer throws a combination but comes up with nothing but fresh air.
Cloudwhammer rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Jansen moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Cloudwhammer lands with a two punch combination before moving back out of range.
Sloppy strikes from Cloudwhammer. Those never looked like landing.
Jansen misses with a straight left.
Cloudwhammer takes one on the button.
Einjar Cloudwhammer has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Jansen avoids a punch combination nicely.
Jansen slips a jab and a cross from Cloudwhammer.
As Cloudwhammer backs off Jansen throws a huge counter combo but Cloudwhammer manages to avoid it all.
Cloudwhammer swings for the body but Jansen moves out of range.
Jansen scores with a jab to the jaw.
A jab from Jansen does it's job there.
The crowd applaud the fighters' efforts here as the round comes to an end.
Cloudwhammer misses with a two punch combination.

And that's the end of the fight!
That was a close round. You could make an argument for either fighter but I would give it to Einjar Cloudwhammer.
Well Jansen has outworked and out performed his opponent in all aspects of the game today. He was simply too good and the decision should be no more than a formality. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Matheus Silva scores the fight 28:29
Judge Felipe Paraventi scores the fight 28:29
Judge Alexandre Firmino scores the fight 28:29

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Lotte Jansen!