PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Nelson Biederman (ranked 287 p4p, 314 weight class) and Stinky Stonk (ranked 33 p4p, 35 weight class). Biederman comes to the cage accompanied by Move This. Rumors backstage are that the fighters have been paid to keep it standing but we know that would never happen in MMA!

Biederman
vs
Stonk

190 cm
28
185
15 - 10 - 2

185 cm
27
196
19 - 0 - 0

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

BJJ Brown Belt
Decent boxing
Determined

Silverback Sweatshop
NARCOS

Dangerous Nutrition
Conviction

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the middleweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 10 - 2, fighting out of Las Vegas, Nelson Biederman!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 0 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stinky Stonk!
The judges for this bout are Josh West, Micheangelo Fripello and Chris Saunders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Biederman lands a lovely overhand right.
Stonk tries to move into range but Biederman moves to the side and lands with a nice right hand.
The fighters circling - Stonk throws out the jab but it was never going to land.
Stonk misses with an uppercut
and Biederman counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.

Biederman gets a takedown into half guard.

Stonk has managed to escape just enough to sneak back to his feet but Biederman is on him like a limpet, forcing Stonk back against the cage.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
A hook to the body from Biederman.
Biederman scores a nice knee to the body.
Biederman presses Stonk against the cage and delivers a mid-strength body shot.
Biederman blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Stonk takes a knee right on the jaw!

It looks like Stinky Stonk has been cut.
Biederman lands a short shot on the inside that snaps the head of Stonk backwards.
Biederman makes some space for himself and lands an uppercut.

Biederman breaks the clinch and we're back to striking at distance.
Biederman scores with a hook to the body. Stonk takes a step back and tries to catch his breath.
Biederman on the wrong end of a vicious looking body shot.
Stonk takes a punch right to his stomach. That took the wind out of him momentarily.

Biederman dives in and scores a takedown into Stonk's guard.

That's one minute gone in the round.

Biederman drops back looking for a leg! Stonk is in trouble here! The fighters roll with the hold and Stonk manages to kick Biederman off! Biederman jumps back into Stonk's guard.
Stonk has control of Biederman's left arm, preventing Biederman from doing any damage.
Biederman loading up with the ground and pound but he's missing more than he's landing in this flurry.
Biederman wants to control from the top but Stonk keeps moving.
Biederman advances position into side control!
Biederman cracks Stonk with a big elbow.
Stonk prevents Biederman from moving into mount.
Biederman works to advance to full mount. Stonk defends for a few seconds but eventually he succumbs.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Stonk is wriggling around trying to escape.
Biederman trying to control but he's not successful this time.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Biederman lands a couple of good shots and Stonk has given up his back, trying to escape the position!
Stonk is covering up but some of the strikes from Biederman are getting through and doing damage.

Biederman working for a choke but Stonk is defending well.
Stonk just trying to survive but Biederman is wriggling into a better position, looking to finish.
Stonk tries to escape but Biederman has the hooks in and won't let him break free.
Biederman lands punches and elbows.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Biederman lands a shot to the body.
Stonk is taking damage to the body and head.
Stonk is in a world of trouble here. He's outmatched on the ground here and he'd better get Biederman off his back sharpish unless he wants to be submitted.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Stonk tries to escape the position.

Biederman has his arm under Stonk's chin here. Game over son! Biederman squeezes tightly and Stonk is forced to tap out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:25 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Nelson Biederman!
Nelson Biederman retains his middleweight title!
A victorious Nelson Biederman thanked his army of followers in his post fight interview, telling people to make sure they follow him on Twitter.