PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Terry Sheets (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class) and Goopy Penderash (ranked 0 p4p, 0 weight class). Chooooooooon! I think Sheets might be my favorite fighter, now he's come out to Hits from the bong--Cypress Hill. Penderash is bouncing up and down as he enters the arena, backed by Earth People - Dr. Octagon. Man, I cannot wait for this one!

Sheets
vs
Penderash

198 cm
22
280 lbs
3 - 2 - 0

193 cm
22
270 lbs
1 - 1 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Big heart

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Solid chin

FIREPOWER NUTRITION

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 2 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Terry Sheets!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Las Vegas, Goopy Penderash!
The judges for this bout are Cecil Peabody, Chris Downing and Robert Twigg.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Penderash pulls out of a head kick attempt.
Sheets will have to do better than that with his takedown attempts.

Sheets closes the distance, clinches up and gets a nice trip takedown into side control. Very smooth.
Penderash is not in a great position here, taking some shots.

It looks like Goopy Penderash has been cut.
Penderash sneaks back into half guard.
Penderash should think about turning a few of those tyres round his middle into muscle if he wants people to take him seriously as an athlete.
Sheets sitting in half guard, looking to land shots. Penderash defending well though.
Penderash won't allow Sheets to pass to mount.
Penderash wants to improve his position but Sheets is controlling well.
Penderash wants to control but Sheets is keeping busy and won't allow it.
Penderash keeping his head moving to avoid the ground and pound.
Sheets is thwarting Penderash's attempts to control the position.

Penderash looking for submissions from an awkward position here.

Well, the referee has seen enough. Neither fighter is active enough on the ground so he's stood them back up.

Penderash moves into the clinch successfully.
Sheets misses with a punch on the inside.
Penderash lands a nice knee to the body.
Penderash lands a damaging elbow.
Penderash avoiding damage as Sheets throws knees to the body.
Sheets throws a vicious knee straight up the middle but Penderash blocks it with crossed arms.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Penderash prevents a takedown attempt there.
Sheets on the defensive, avoiding the knees to the body.
A nice glancing elbow lands by Sheets.
Penderash misses the knee to the body. Nice hip positioning from Sheets.
Sheets throws a knee to the head but misses.
Sheets has a body lock and is looking for a takedown. Penderash is bouncing around trying to prevent the takedown and somehow he has indeed managed to stay on his feet.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Terry Sheets. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Sheets is breathing heavily.
Penderash is trying to work out of this bad position, with his back against the cage.
Sheets wants a takedown but no success here.
Sheets stalling the fight.
Sheets managing to block the knees to the body from Penderash.
Sheets avoiding damage as Penderash throws knees to the body.
Sheets managing to block the knees to the body from Penderash.
Sheets is trying to stall.
Penderash prevents a takedown attempt there.
Sheets avoiding damage as Penderash throws knees to the body.
Sheets is trying to stall.
Sheets drops to a knee looking for a takedown but Penderash gets the underhooks and prevents it.
Sheets prevents Penderash from breaking the clinch.
Sheets tries to land a knee to the head but Penderash blocks with his arms.
Sheets managing to block the knees to the body from Penderash.
Knees in the clinch landing for Penderash.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
The crowd are showing their displeasure at the lack of action as loud boos ring out around the arena.
Sheets takes an elbow to the forehead.
Sheets with the Thai clinch. He's looking to land a big knee but he's not managed it this time.
Penderash comes over the top with an elbow. That landed flush.

Penderash breaks the clinch.

Penderash gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Penderash lands an elbow inside.
Sheets creates a bit of distance and throws an elbow that only just misses.
Knees to the body from Penderash.
Penderash wants to break free. God knows he wants to breaaaak freeee.
Sheets is trying to work for a single leg takedown but Penderash pulls him back up using the underhooks.
Penderash with a knee to the head.
Sheets can't get the takedown.
Sheets is working for takedown but Penderash is calmly controlling the position for now.
Knees in the clinch landing for Sheets.
Sheets tries a knee to the head but he's missed.
Sheets misses with an elbow over the top.
A bit of stalling here from Sheets.
Sheets tries a knee to the head but he's missed.

Sheets tightens his grip and picks Penderash up, before dumping him to the ground. Penderash manages to land in guard.
Sheets trying to pass the guard but can't manage it just yet.
Sheets working in close now, lands a nice elbow to the side of Penderash's head.
Penderash looking for a sweep. Not yet Penderash, not yet.
Penderash trying to control the position.
Sheets works a leg free and moves into half guard.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
The fighters are battling for position here. Penderash manages to regain full guard. Nice work.
Penderash trying to keep a closed guard but Sheets is proving a slippery customer.

Penderash had isolated an arm as going for an omaplata. Sheets is defending the submission well but is in a very vulnerable position. Penderash Is leaning forward trying to finish the omaplata but decides to abandon it, and take Sheets's back instead.
Sheets wants to escape the position.
Penderash lands a couple of good shots to his opponent's body and a final shot to the head. Good little attack there by Penderash.
Sheets tries to break free.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
Sheets covers up after that shot from Penderash.

Penderash sinks in the hooks and is looking for the choke. He's got it! Sheets taps out!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of Submission (RNC). Goopy Penderash!