PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a super heavyweight MMA rules bout between Fred Howe (ranked 24631 p4p, 3554 weight class) and Mike Carikuntz (ranked 250 p4p, 0 weight class). Howe comes to the cage accompanied by New Order - Bizarre Love Triangle. Fred Howe is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples... Tweaking his own nipples that is.

Howe
vs
Carikuntz

215 cm
18
300
3 - 6 - 0

200 cm
25
290
1 - 0 - 0

BJJ Blue Belt
Brawler
Experienced

BJJ White Belt
Excellent boxer
Heavy handed

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the super heavyweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 3 - 6 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Fred Howe!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Mike Carikuntz!
The judges for this bout are Yves DeLean, Gregory Folan and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Carikuntz lands a jab to Howe's midsection.
Howe looks exhausted already! Oh dear, he should have come in in better shape than this!
Carikuntz lands a nice hook to Howe's body. Howe takes it in his stride and looks to land his own strikes.

Carikuntz lands a big uppercut and Howe crumbles to the floor! The ref thinks about stopping the fight but Howe looks OK. Carikuntz waves Howe back to his feet!

It looks like Fred Howe has been cut.
Howe glances at the clock... BAM! Carikuntz nails him with a big right hand! A momentary lapse in concentration sends Howe crashing to the mat! The referee steps in and this one is over! Damn, Howe is out of it, he thinks the ref is his opponent!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:12 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Mike Carikuntz!