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Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Macho Man Randy (ranked 985 p4p, 505 weight class) and Benny The Bouncer (ranked 139 p4p, 79 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!
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Powerful takedowns
World class boxer
Insanely flexible |
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Good wrestler
World class boxer
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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 15 - 11 - 0, fighting out of Hilo, Macho Man Randy!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 19 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Los Angeles, Benny The Bouncer!
The judges for this bout are Francis DeMontford, Summer Carpenter and Darius Henderson.
The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
The Bouncer pushing out the jab but it's not landing.
The Bouncer throws the left hand but Randy avoids the punch easily.
The Bouncer tries a head kick but it misses.
A little feinted left hand from Randy on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
The Bouncer takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Randy scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
The Bouncer misses the jab.
The Bouncer ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Randy moves away.
The Bouncer misses with a hook. Randy ducked under it nicely.
The Bouncer connects nicely with a jab. Noted by the judges no doubt.
Randy shoots in for a takedown! He's got it and he's managed to land in side control! That's better than Randy was expecting from the takedown attempt, I'm sure!
We've seen a great period of action over the last minute or so - credit to both fighters for going all out!
Randy is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, The Bouncer has escaped the position, nice work there.
Randy tries for an arm triangle. That looks pretty tight to me. Is this one over!?! Possibly, maybe, no Randy has let go of the choke. Obviously it wasn't as tight as we thought!
That's one minute gone in the round.
Randy thinks about going for a far side armbar but bails out and retains the dominant position instead.
Randy is looking for a kimura. He might have it! No, The Bouncer has escaped the position, nice work there.
The Bouncer is looking to work his way out of this bad position but Randy is controlling him well.
The Bouncer felt the need to train up his defensive grappling in the buildup to the fight. Presumably he was expecting to be in a difficult position like this, so let's see if he can get out of it.
Randy tries to advance to mount but The Bouncer denies him.
Randy taking a break here but The Bouncer is having none of it and regains half guard.
The fighters are pressed up against the cage, both looking to find a bit of space to work.
That's two minutes gone in the round.
Neither fighter has done anything of merit for a good minute or two here and the crowd are not happy about it.
Randy stalling away here and it's allowed The Bouncer to slip out his trapped foot and regain full guard.
The Bouncer has butterfly guard. He's looking to stand up here. He pushes Randy off him and springs to his feet nicely. The crowd applauds.
The Bouncer moves out of range of the strikes.
The Bouncer throws a low kick, looking for Randy's leg but Randy calmly moves out of range.
The Bouncer misses with a lunging right hand
and Randy counters with a good right hand that lands right on the jaw.
Randy ducks under a wild hook from The Bouncer.
Benny The Bouncer is looking to keep the fight on the feet at all costs.
The Bouncer scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
The Bouncer has his head snapped back a nice jab. A little nod from The Bouncer there as he acknowledges the shot.
The Bouncer connects with a leg kick. He turned his hip over nicely there.
Randy throws a lazy right hand but The Bouncer sees it coming a mile off and sidesteps it easily.
The Bouncer appears to be waiting to throw a counter punch to the body.
Randy bobs and weaves and throws out a fast jab that snaps The Bouncer's head backwards.
That's three minutes gone in the round.
The Bouncer lands an overhand right.
The Bouncer slips a straight right by Randy.
The Bouncer slips a straight right by Randy.
The Bouncer misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Randy.
The Bouncer misses with a wild body shot.
Randy takes a thudding leg kick, right into the meat of the thigh.
Randy uses good footwork to avoid the strikes from The Bouncer.
Randy connects with a crisp jab.
The Bouncer throws a body shot but no joy.
The Bouncer scores with a hook.
Nice defenses there by Randy.
The Bouncer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
Nice shot lands for The Bouncer.
That's four minutes gone in the round.
The Bouncer throws out a token jab with nothing on it.
Randy scores with a decent looking hook.
Benny The Bouncer seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
The crowd cheering loudly, showing their appreciation for the quality fight we're seeing here.
The Bouncer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and Randy counters with a nice uppercut.
The Bouncer pivots as if he's going to throw a leg kick but stops half way.
An attempted straight right counter from Randy misses the target.
The Bouncer throws an overhand right that lands on Randy's shoulder, as Randy tries to avoid the shot.
Randy's hands are dropping dangerously low here and The Bouncer connects clean with a right hook that sends him down to one knee! Randy scrambles back to his feet.
Randy blocks a head kick by The Bouncer.
The Bouncer throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Randy on the side of the head.
The Bouncer misses with a hook
and Randy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Bouncer throws a poor cross that misses
and Randy counters with a right hand that sends The Bouncer tumbling to the canvas! Can Randy finish him? He dives into The Bouncer's guard looking to do just that!
The Bouncer is rocked!
Randy wants to control from the top but The Bouncer keeps moving.
The Bouncer is still in real trouble! Can Randy finish him?
Randy has to be careful here, sitting in the guard of a superior BJJ player.
Randy seems content to control from guard here. He's going to have to remain active though if he doesn't want to get stood back up.
The Bouncer keeping moving, preventing Randy from controlling successfully.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.
That was a close round but I would say that Macho Man Randy will probably get the nod.
That's the end of the round. The referee orders the cornermen out of the cage so we can get back down to business.
Randy throws a jab but it's blocked by The Bouncer.
The Bouncer seems to have recovered his senses.
The Bouncer misses with an uppercut
and Randy counters with a lovely straight right hand!
The Bouncer takes a swing at Randy's ribcage but misses.
Randy slips a jab and a cross from The Bouncer.
The Bouncer throws a hard body shot but it just misses.
The Bouncer misses with a straight right.
The Bouncer throws an ugly left hook that misses
and The Bouncer takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
The Bouncer throws a predictable looking body shot
and Randy scores with a counter punch that sends The Bouncer to the canvas! Randy smells blood - he's punishing The Bouncer with more strikes and the ref has stopped it! The Bouncer has no idea where he is - he's tackled the ref... oh dear, poor guy, the crowd is in hysterics!
Ladies and gentlemen, after 0:37 of round 2, we have a winner by way of TKO (Strikes). Macho Man Randy!
A very excited looking Macho Man Randy made sure he remembered to thank all the fans both in the arena and on the internet. He said all the coolest people spend all day on MMA websites, which got a big reaction.
In defeat, Benny The Bouncer stepped up to the mic, saying 'Shit man!'.
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energy
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hype
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pop
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mgr
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FIGHT
RATING
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