PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a welterweight MMA rules bout between Billi Goat (ranked 3494 p4p, 24521 weight class) and Tim Bits (ranked 400 p4p, 557 weight class). Tim Bits is staring across the cage at his opponent, tweaking his nipples.

Goat
vs
Bits

183 cm
20
172
1 - 0 - 0

180 cm
20
175
0 - 1 - 0

Good wrestling
Excellent boxer
Cardio machine

BJJ Blue Belt
Excellent boxer
Granite chin

The Pharmacy Phuket
Ma Balls Is Hot Clothing

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the welterweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 1 - 0 - 0, fighting out of London, Billi Goat!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 0 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Tim Bits!
The judges for this bout are Arvi Lind, Ben Zyskovitsi and Roosa Järviläinen.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Goat walks into a straight right hand from Bits.
Goat has been working on his boxing with his coaches at Stormcrow Centre in the buildup to the fight.
Bits thows a left - swing and a miss!
Goat catches Bits with a nice straight right. He seems pissed - ooooh, it's on now! On like donkey kong!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bits. Goat does a little dance to reset his feet.
Goat swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bits throws a poor cross that misses
and Goat counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bits throws a body punch but Goat moves out of range.
Goat tries to land with a swinging hook to the body but Bits was well out of range. Poor timing from Goat.
Bits lands an overhand right.
Nice shot by Bits.
Tim Bits seems to be the more aggressive standup fighter in this bout.
Bits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Goat moves away.
Good shot there by Goat.
Bits scores with a straight right hand, right through his opponent's guard.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Goat throws a body shot but no joy.
Bits throws a lazy uppercut
and Goat counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Bits misses with a jab, cross combination.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Goat moves away.
Goat gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bits.
Goat takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.
Bits swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Goat swung with a counter punch to the body but it didn't connect.
Bits wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Goat tries to bum rush Bits with a series of wild strikes but Bits uses good footwork to avoid the assault.
Goat keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Goat.
Bits feints a straight left to the body, then turns around with a flashy move and hits Goats jaw with a dramatic spinning back fist!
Goat just misses with a punch to the body.
Goat misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Bits.
Bits looks to throw the jab but Goat is out of range.
Goat punishes Bits's body with a nice straight punch.
Goat is looking to take this fight into the clinch.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bits with a hook.
The crowd are loving this. Great action here.
Goat keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Goat connects with a right hand. Bits shakes it off.
A jab from Bits finds it's way through Goat's defenses.
Bits lands with a cross to side of his opponent's head.
Bits looks to score with a combo but nothing lands.
Goat paws at his opponent with the jab and then lunges in with a straight, right on the button.
Bits swings and misses with a hook to the body.
A telegraphed right hand from Goat misses the target.
Bits throws out a counter right but Goat avoids it with no problem.
Goat avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bits swings for the body but Goat moves out of range.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goat uses some good footwork to avoid the body shot by Bits.
Bits throws a big shot that misses.
Bits fakes low and throws an overhand right that catches Goat on the side of the head.
Bits misses with a hook
and Goat counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Bits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Goat manages to avoid it.
Bits misses with a wild body shot.
A decent looking cross lands there for Bits.
Bits with a hook.
Bits jabs Goat right on the nose. Goat blinks but takes it well.
Goat misses with a straight left.
Bits lands a nice shot that snaps Goat's head back.
Bits throws a jab, cross combination which is slipped
and Goat counters with a nice uppercut.
Goat throws out a powerful jab.
Wooooo! Give it up for these two warriors! They are putting on a show!
Bits avoids the body shot from Goat.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bits misses with a wild body shot.

Goat gets in close and instigates a clinch.
Goat blocks a punch to the side of the head.
Still in the clinch, Goat scores with a nice short uppercut.
Goat fails to land with a short punch on the inside.

Bits pushes off and circles away, back to the middle of the mat.
Goat fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Bits manages to avoid it.
Bits misses the shot to the body.
Bits misses with a body punch
and Goat counters with a straight right hand.
A looping hook to the body misses from Goat. Bits does a little dance to reset his feet.
Goat misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bits counters with a three punch combination, finished off with a leg kick. Nice work.
Bits swings for the body but Goat moves out of range.
Goat is looking to counter punch.
Goat avoids a lazy jab quite easily.
Bits lands a powerful looking uppercut that connected with his opponent's jaw.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tim Bits dominated that round.
The referee calls time. The cornermen exit stage left and we're back to business.

A looping hook to the body misses from Bits. Goat does a little dance to reset his feet.
Goat is looking to wear down Bits with body shots, infact he's throwing more body shots than head shots at the moment.
Goat tries to clinch up.
Bits lands a jab followed by a nice looking cross.
Bits loads up on a big right hand but Goat slips the punch.
Goat ducks under a wild hook from Bits.
Bits defending well as Goat loads up on a big left hand.
Goat walks into a left hand.
Goat gets cracked with a nice right hand there by Bits.
Goat throws a body shot but no joy.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bits throws a poor cross that misses
and Goat counters with a stiff right hand.
Goat has not gone for a single takedown so far in this fight, which seems like a very strange tactic when you consider that he has the superior wrestling and BJJ.
A looping hook to the body misses from Bits. Goat does a little dance to reset his feet.
Goat is looking to counter with a shot to the body.
Goat keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bits.
Tim Bits seems to be getting the better of the standup.
Goat falls off balance throwing a combination
and Bits counters with a right hand to the body.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bits throws a shot from downtown. Goat moves away and avoids it.
Goat scores with a crisp jab that stopped Bits in his tracks.
Goat throws a body shot but no joy.
Goat takes one on the chin but keeps coming.
Decent striking displayed by Bits there.
Jab, jab by Bits - just one landing.
Bits throws the left hand but Goat avoids the punch easily.
Bits misses with a telegraphed body shot
and Bits takes a counter punch right on the button for his troubles.
Goat changes levels and scores with a jab to the body.
Bits swings for the body but Goat moves out of range.
Bits scores with a sloppy punch to the body. Not much technique there but it did the business.
A jab from Bits misses.
Goat was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Bits ducks down and throws a hook to the body but Goat moves away.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Goat just misses with a punch to the body.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
A looping hook to the body misses from Bits. Goat does a little dance to reset his feet.
Bits looks to throw the jab but Goat is out of range.
Bits jabs Goat right on the nose. Goat blinks but takes it well.
Bits rushes forward with a series of wild hooks but Goat moves out of range and avoids them all easily.
Bits throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Goat throws a body shot but no joy.
Goat fails with an attempt to clinch.
Nice defenses there by Bits.
Bits swings away with a body shot that misses
and Goat counters with a lovely straight right hand!
Bits has been the more effective fighter overall so far.
Nice cross by Bits.
We've been informed that Bits has been working hard on his conditioning in the buildup to the fight.
Goat takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bits takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goat scores with a punch to the gut of his opponent.
Bits misses with a body shot
and Goat counters with a stiff right hand.
Bits lands a jab-cross combination.
Bits connects with a body shot that sends Goat's belly button to the back.
The crowd cheers as Bits lands an impressive looking overhand right. Goat doesn't seem phased though.
Bits waving his hands out in front of him, looking to distract Goat.
Goat takes a big uppercut there. He seems a bit wobbly but no, he's OK.
Bits looks to land a right hand but Goat moved out of range.
Bits throws a body punch but Goat moves out of range.
Goat was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
Bits throws a couple of head shots and lands with the final one - a decent hook, which struck Goat on the side of the head.
Goat takes a hook to the side of the head. I wonder if that's got his ears ringing.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Bits misses with a hook to the body
and Goat counters with a quick right hand to the jaw.
Bits misses with the combination.
Goat appears to be looking for a counter punch to the body.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bits swings for the body but Goat moves out of range.
Bits digs a good hook to Goat's body.
Goat keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Bits.
Bits misses with a hook
and Goat makes him pay by landing a nice hook to the body before moving out of range.
Bits looks to throw the jab but Goat is out of range.
Bits walks into a straight right hand from Goat.
Bits connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Goat moves forwards but Bits connects with a nice, crisp jab.
Bits keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.
Bits throws a left and a right that both miss
and Goat counters with a stiff right hand.
Goat takes an uppercut right on the jaw but it doesn't phase him.
And that is the end of the round. The fighters go back to their corners.

Tim Bits showed his class in that round. I'd imagine he'll take it on all the scorecards.
The minute break is over - no more time for sponges and pep talks - back to the action! Let's hear some noise people - this is the final round!

Goat looks to throw the jab but Bits is out of range.
Goat lands a jab to Bits's midsection.
Bits throws an overhand right that lands on Goat's shoulder, as Goat tries to avoid the shot.
Goat tries to clinch up but Bits circles away and keeps his distance.
Bits let fly with a counter punch to the body but it didn't land.
Billi Goat has stepped it up - he knows he needs a finish here!
Bits lands with an overhand left.
Goat looks like he's developed a pretty tasty lump over his left eye. He'll need to avoid taking much more damage to that.
Bits fakes a jab and then connects with a hook.
Bits looks to land a right hand but Goat moved out of range.
Bits looks to throw the jab but Goat is out of range.
Goat swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bits throws a series of punches but Goat moves out of range.
Goat was looking to counter that last move with a shot to the body but he didn't commit.
We've had a slow start to the round here - hopefully the action picks up.
Bits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Goat.
Bits misses with a series of wild punches.
Goat steps to the side to avoid the strikes from Bits.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Bits misses the shot to the body.
Goat throws a body shot but no joy.
Bits misses with a hook. Goat ducked under it nicely.
Bits looks to land a right hand but Goat moved out of range.
Bits scores with a jab to the jaw of his opponent.
Bits takes a body punch but keeps moving.
Bits with a nice cross.
Bits lands a slapping body shot.
A shot to the body from Bits misses
and Goat counters nicely by changing levels and landing a hook to the body.
The fighters are starting to get sweaty, which will make takedowns a bit more tricky.
Bits dips down and scores with a jab to the body.
Goat throws a hook to the body but it doesn't connect.
Goat jabbing away but nothing is landing.
Goat lands a nice looking body shot.
Tim Bits is fighting for a decision - hopefully he's judged it right and he's actually winning the fight.

That's two minutes gone in the round.
Bits shakes his hands off, looking to compose himself, but takes a jab to the jaw whilst he does it.
This has been an exciting period of action!
Bits walks into a left hand.
Bits connects with a hook to the side of his opponent's head.
Bits swings for the body but Goat moves out of range.
Bits lands a really nice looking cross but Goat seems unphased.
Goat lands a right hook to the body.
Bits misses the shot to the body.
Bits throws the left hand but Goat avoids the punch easily.
Bits swings and misses with a hook to the body.
Goat swung with a counter right hand that didn't connect.
Bits throws a good cross that connects.
Goat swings widly with a right hand
and Bits counters with a right hand to the body.
Nice shot lands for Bits.
Bits scores with a nice strike.

That's three minutes gone in the round.
Goat punishes Bits's body with a nice straight punch.
Goat keeping a good distance there, avoiding the body shot.

Goat gets a clinch.
Goat throws a punch but it's blocked by Bits.
Goat misses with a shot to the kidneys.
Goat misses with a punch on the inside.
Goat lands a right uppercut that snaps the head of Bits backwards.
Goat misses with the head strike.
Goat blocks a couple of punches on the inside.
Goat doesn't land with the attempted body shot.
Goat is working Bits over against the cage.
Goat swings away with an uppercut that misses.

That's four minutes gone in the round.
Bits is trying to break the clinch but Goat has him pressed against the cage.
Goat working some nice short punches in the clinch.
Goat has a couple of punches blocked by Bits.

Goat breaks the clinch and we return to the middle of the mat.
Bits lands a body shot.
Bits throws a right hand that Goat ducks under and follows up with a left that Goat also avoids with ease.
Bits fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Goat manages to avoid it.
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Bits's corner calls for a 1-2. Bits obliges with the 1 part as he scores the single shot and moves back out of range.
Goat just misses with a punch to the body.
Bits misses with a body shot. Nice footwork from Goat.
Goat cracks Bits with a hook to the jaw. Both fighters smile at eachother and high-five before getting back down to business.
Goat throws a hook but Bits blocks it.

And that's the end of the fight!
I would just about give that final round to Tim Bits.
I've got Bits winning every round here. Surely the decision will go his way and he'll pick up a well deserved decision victory. Over to the ring announcer for the scorecards.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 3 rounds of action, we go to the scorecards for a decision.
Judge Arvi Lind scores the fight 27:30
Judge Ben Zyskovitsi scores the fight 27:30
Judge Roosa Järviläinen scores the fight 27:30

In favor of your winner, by unanimous decision... Tim Bits!
Tim Bits thanked the fans post fight for their support.