PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a bantamweight MMA rules bout between Minerva Wulf (ranked 116 p4p, 240 weight class) and Joe Biden (ranked 9 p4p, 20 weight class). Wulf's ring entrance music is that housewives' favourite, Sanctus Dominus. Biden has chosen Side to Side as his entrance music. On his way into the cage it seems that Minerva Wulf has been attacked by a crazed fan! It looks like it might have been the just bleed guy! Luckily Minerva Wulf seems to be OK! I thought that lunatic was in prison!?

Wulf
vs
Biden

150 cm
28
145
18 - 9 - 0

168 cm
33
141
25 - 13 - 1

Abu Dhabi Champ
World class boxer
Insanely flexible

Good wrestler
World class MT
Good gas tank

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Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 5 rounds, for the bantamweight championship of the world!
Introducing the champion to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 18 - 9 - 0, fighting out of Sydney, Minerva Wulf!
And introducing the challenger to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 25 - 13 - 1, fighting out of Montreal, Joe Biden!
The judges for this bout are Albert Achterberg, Radbod Blank and Patrick Alders.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Wulf throws a jab to the body, straight down the pipe. Boom. That sent Biden stumbling backwards but he manages to regain his composure quickly.
We've been informed that Biden has been sparring a lot of Muay Thai in the buildup to this fight so let's see if that has an impact on the result.
Wulf cracks Biden with a right hand to the side of the head.
Wulf shoots for a double leg takedown but Biden sprawls well. He's pushed Wulf's face into the mat and manages to get back to his feet relatively easily.
Biden fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Wulf manages to avoid it.
Wulf was looking to counter that move with a punch but didn't quite pull the trigger.
Biden throws out a loose jab but Wulf uses good head movement to avoid it.
Biden keeping his hands up high there, blocking the jab from Wulf.
Wulf slips in close and lands a nice hook before moving back out of range.
Biden walks forward and throws out a flicking leg kick. Wulf checks it nicely though, as he moves to the side.
Wulf with a lazy takedown attempt
and Biden counters with a straight right hand.
Biden displays good takedown defense there as he swats away a double leg from Wulf.
That's three failed takedown attempts in the round for Minerva Wulf. That's going to take a lot out of him.
Wulf misses with a takedown attempt - Biden sprawls well and throws a nice strike on the way out which just misses.
A countering left hand to the body from Biden misses.
A really sloppy takedown attempt there from Wulf.
A little jabbing left from Biden on the counter but it doesn't find it's target.
Wulf fails with the takedown
and Biden counters with a low kick, right behind Wulf 's knee.
Wulf has been working on his boxing with his coaches at K.O MMA in the buildup to the fight.
Wulf loads up on a big right hand but Biden slips the punch.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Wulf shoots in and drives through. Biden sprawls well.
Wulf with a lazy takedown attempt
and Biden counters with a lovely shot to the body.
Wulf is breathing heavily.
Wulf ducks under a wild hook from Biden.
Wulf with a lazy takedown attempt
and Biden counters with a shot to the ribs. That looked like it hurt.
Biden throws a nice hook to the body that draws an oooh from the crowd.
Biden lands a straight punch to the body, keeping Wulf at a distance.
Wulf connects with a lovely jab that went straight through the gap between Biden's hands.
Biden swings wildly with a hook that is half blocked by Wulf.

It looks like Minerva Wulf has been cut.
Wulf slips under a jab.
Biden missing with a left hand there. Wulf was out of range so wasted energy throwing that one.
Biden misses with a leg kick.
Wulf tries for a takedown but Biden circles away easily
and Biden counters with a straight right hand.

Wulf is rocked!
The fans in attendance giving it up for the two fighters, who have really let it all hang out in the last minute or so!
Biden drops a shoulder and throws a monster hook that connects perfectly to the side of Wulf's head, knocking him out cold! Biden is extatic as he celebrates with his cornermen.

Ladies and gentlemen, after 1:58 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joe Biden!
Joe Biden is the new bantamweight champion!
A relieved looking Joe Biden thanked the fans for their support and gave the usual line about them being amazing. They seemed to believe that he actually meant it.