PBP Commentary

Coming up we have a middleweight MMA rules bout between Stinky Stonk (ranked 528 p4p, 336 weight class) and Joseph Ducreux (ranked 70 p4p, 48 weight class). Over to our ring announcer for the fighter introductions!

Stonk
vs
Ducreux

185 cm
28
196
19 - 1 - 0

184 cm
32
186
18 - 11 - 1

BJJ Brown Belt
Solid boxing
Very quick

Olympic wrestler
World class MT
Granite chin

Conviction
Dangerous Nutrition

Shadow Realm Apparel
Bondi MMA 🏝️

Ladies and gentlemen. This fight is 3 rounds, in the middleweight division.
Introducing the fighter to my left, fighting out of the red corner.
With a record of 19 - 1 - 0, fighting out of Montreal, Stinky Stonk!
And introducing the fighter to my right, fighting out of the blue corner.
With a record of 18 - 11 - 1, fighting out of Tokyo, Joseph Ducreux!
The judges for this bout are Ian Loll, Gregory Folan and William Peck.

The bell rings for round one and we are underway!
Ducreux fakes high and swings low for a body shot but Stonk manages to avoid it.
A little feinted left hand from Stonk on the counter but he doesn't commit to it.
Ducreux misses with a head kick.
Ducreux is the aggressor but that punch slipped nicely by Stonk.
Ducreux thuds a left hand into Stonk's body.
Stonk throws an off balance right hand
and Ducreux counters with a stiff right hand.
Ducreux wings a very wild body shot but it does the job and lands to the midsection.
Ducreux moves out of range as Stonk strikes.
Ducreux swings away with a counter right hand but no contact made.
Ducreux moves out of range of the strikes.
Stonk throws a right hand that misses
and Ducreux counters with a nice uppercut.
Stonk misses with a straight right.
Ducreux looks like he wants to counter punch here.
Stonk throws a body shot but no joy.
Stonk throws a big shot that misses.
Ducreux throws out a counter right but Stonk avoids it with no problem.
Ducreux throws a shot to the body.
Stonk throws a right hand that misses
and Ducreux counters with a stiff right hand.
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
A telegraphed right hand from Stonk misses the target.

That's one minute gone in the round.
Stonk on the wrong end of an overhand right that came out of nowhere.
Stonk thows a left - swing and a miss!
Nice body kick there by Ducreux.
Stonk throws a shot from downtown. Ducreux moves away and avoids it.
Stonk misses with an uppercut
letting Ducreux counter with a right hand.
Stonk drops his hands momentarily and Ducreux takes advantage with a crisp shot to the head.

Stonk is rocked!
Stonk throws a left and a right that both miss
and Ducreux counters with a nice body shot.
Ducreux slips under a jab from Stonk.
Stonk takes a jab on the nose. He smiles like he loves it and keeps coming.

Ducreux feints and then winds up with a huge right hand that connects perfectly and sends Stonk sprawling to the canvas! Stonk rolls over backwards and springs off the cage and manages to regain his footing - how acrobatic! Oh, he's still wobbly - can Ducreux finish him?!
Oh Stonk is still all over the place! His legs are completely gone! Will he be able to recover?!!
This is a great period of action - very entertaining stuff!
Stonk throws an overhand right that lands on Ducreux's shoulder, as Ducreux tries to avoid the shot.
Ducreux doesn't fully commit to the body shot counter.
Ducreux lands a slapping body shot.
Ducreux is landing a lot of head punches in this opening round! Stonk had better start moving his head a bit unless he wants his face to turn into mush.
Stonk walks into a picture perfect straight right hand from Ducreux! He's gone down face first to the canvas, unconscious before he even hit the floor! Ohhhh. My. Goodness! That boys and girls was a beautiful knockout! Give that man a biscuit!

Ladies and gentlemen, after 2:57 of round 1, we have a winner by way of KO (Punch). Joseph Ducreux!
After the big win, Joseph Ducreux made sure to do all the important stuff like thanking his sponsors Bondi MMA 🏝️ and telling the interviewer how much he loves him.